This is pretty average stuff.
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)
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Reviews Counted:109
Fresh:16
Rotten:93
Average Rating:3.5/10
Consensus: Heavily reliant on stereotypes and shallow teen comedy clichés, I Love You Beth Cooper is a humorless affair that fails to capture the charm of its source novel.
Rated: 15 [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content, language, some teen drinking and drug references, and brief violence.
Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:21-08-2009
Synopsis: I Love You, Beth Cooper chronicles the story of a nerdy valedictorian who proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school – Beth Cooper – during his graduation speech. Much to... I Love You, Beth Cooper chronicles the story of a nerdy valedictorian who proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school – Beth Cooper – during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life. --© 20th Century Fox [More]
Starring: Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust, Jack T. Carpenter, Lauren London
Starring: Hayden Panettiere, Paul Rust, Jack T. Carpenter, Lauren London, Lauren Storm, Shawn Roberts, Jared Keeso, Brendan Penny, Marie Avgeropoulos, Joshua Emerson, Alan Ruck, Cynthia Stevenson
Director: Chris Columbus
Director: Chris Columbus
Screenwriter: Larry Doyle
Producer: Chris Columbus, Mark Radcliffe, Michael Barnathan
Composer: Christophe Beck
Studio: Fox Atomic
Reviews for I Love You, Beth Cooper
I hate you, I Love You, Beth Cooper. I hate you because you couldn't be any more half-hearted if you'd just had half your heart chopped out in a half-heart-ectomy by a surgeon who couldn't really be bothered doing it.
The mixture of obvious jokes and winsome sentiment pretty much robs the film of any guilty pleasure value it might have provided.
This appears too obviously the work of middle-aged men – director Columbus included – trying to regain past glories.
A sexed-up, dumbed-down romp that can’t decide whether to please undemanding adults, sniggering adolescents or naughty children who shouldn't be watching in the first place.
The pace is oddly sluggish, the flashbacks are awkward, and most of the risque lines die a death, but there are two reasons to stay with it – Rust himself as the super-dweeb hero and Jack T Carpenter as his movie-quoting best friend.
This adaptation of Larry Doyle’s bestseller is too soul-starved and lethally bland to warm the cockles.
There’s the potential for ‘Superbad’-style comedy when Denis and his pal go on the run with Beth and friends, but the pace is slow and lines fall flat thanks to long pauses and hammy delivery.
Mean-spirited and coarse with a shallow girl at its hollow heart, Beth Cooper is Superbad without the super.
The movie is cringe-worthy when trying to be humorous, and laughable when it attempts belatedly to make us care about these characters with the depth and humanity of wet cardboard. I hate you, pathetic high school movie.
I Love You, Beth Cooper is just about worth seeing, thanks to likeable characters and at least one inspired gag, but it should have been a lot funnier and it falls short of hitting its emotional targets.
We’ve seen it a million times before, and better. The situations are forced, the script is weak, the pace drags and, frankly, it just isn’t funny enough.
The real problem is that it doesn’t have any heart. This is by-the-numbers film-making in which even those moments when the characters step off the merry-go-round to catch their breath feel manufactured.
Because other than HP looking cute in next to no clothing, this film is a total waste of time. The jokes range from crude, to daft, to offensive. And none of them are funny.
Painfully unfunny, I Love You, Beth Cooper is more likely to elicit the opposite reaction.
It made perfect sense to bring Doyle's book to the big screen--unfortunately the humor and emotion got completely lost in translation.
With its painfully awkward shifts between pat sentimentality, hackneyed teen-movie tropes and parent-baiting raunchiness, there's little to love about I Love You, Beth Cooper.
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