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Baby Geniuses (1999)

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Reviews Counted:42

Fresh:1

Rotten:41

Average Rating:1.9/10

Consensus: Flat direction and actors who look embarrassed to be onscreen make Baby Geniuses worse than the premise suggests.

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: When two doctors (Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd) set out to dominate the world once they discover they can crack the code to a secret baby language, it is only two-year-old Sly and his twin... When two doctors (Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd) set out to dominate the world once they discover they can crack the code to a secret baby language, it is only two-year-old Sly and his twin brother Whit who can stop them. When their first attempt fails and Sly gets captured, Whit rallies a group of foster babies at the home for special children to rescue Sly and squash the doctor's evil plot. Goofy comedy will appeal to those with a taste for the unusual. Directed by Bob Clark (A CHRISTMAS STORY, PORKY'S.) [More]

Starring: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Peter MacNicol, Kim Cattrall

Starring: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Peter MacNicol, Kim Cattrall, Ruby Dee

Director: Bob Clark

Director: Bob Clark
Producer: Steven Paul

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Reviews for Baby Geniuses

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With the recent popularity of baby-themed shows, this film has perfect timing. Younger patrons will be drawn into the fantasy, while the humor is sufficient to keep adults interested.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment 3 Comments
06/05/02
Dwayne E. Leslie
Dwayne E. Leslie
Boxoffice Magazine

The film is short -- so short that they tacked a sentimental little music video on the end and still it finishes in plenty of time for you to go find a real baby and appreciate the far more entertaining and exciting reality of babyhood.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
01/01/00
Brian Webster
Brian Webster
Apollo Guide

Is it possible for a movie to be insulting from beginning to end, without pause at all along the way? As it turns out, yes indeed!

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
01/01/00
Christopher Null
Christopher Null
Filmcritic.com

..absolute cinematic torture; a maniacal insult to the foundation that humanity is made upon...

Full Review Source: Cinemaphile.org | comment Comment
01/01/00
David Keyes
David Keyes
Cinemaphile.org

You can feel your brain rotting as you watch this.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
12/07/06
David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

By the time the tiresome, surprisingly violent climax began, the last nail had already been hammered in this unfortunate film's coffin.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
01/01/00
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com

No review available.

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06/29/05
Emanuel Levy
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

There are ticklish moments, but no real laughs.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
01/05/07
F.X. Feeney
F.X. Feeney
L.A. Weekly

A kiddie comedy that's about as entertaining as treating diaper rash

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05/21/03
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

The adult performers look genuinely embarrassed on screen. They should be. They might consider firing their agents.

Full Review Source: Houston Community Newspapers | comment Comment
01/01/00
Gary Brown
Gary Brown
Houston Community Newspapers

Clark has made several terrific films, this is not one of them.

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02/07/03
Gerry Shamray
Gerry Shamray
Sun Newspapers of Cleveland

I'll admit to chuckling a few times during the proceedings, but it's not worth losing 1 1/2 hours of one's life for a few minutes of amusement.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
01/01/00
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

shares with most of Clark's other films an utter lack of taste and a genuinely ugly look; not only is the movie less funny than a case of diaper rash, it's even less picturesque.

Full Review Source: Kalamazoo Gazette | comment Comment
01/01/00
James Sanford
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette

One way to get through Baby Geniuses is to think about whether it really is the worst movie you've ever seen. Probably not, but pretty darn close.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
01/01/00
Janet Maslin
Janet Maslin
New York Times
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If the remainder of this century will bring a lamer film than Baby Geniuses, may I please be in Estonia when it comes.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
07/21/05
Jeff Millar
Jeff Millar
Houston Chronicle

Bob Clark's direction has no zing. And for a frantic comedy, there's surprising lack of energy.

Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
01/01/00
Jeff Vice
Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Thanks to computers, we have seen some dazzling special effects in films lately, but even the best medicines can have unwanted side effects.

Full Review Source: Film Quips Online | comment Comment
02/08/03
John R. McEwen
John R. McEwen
Film Quips Online

The hokey dialogue and witless physical gags keep everything painful and hectoring.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
01/05/07
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Chicago Reader

A thoroughly misguided, unfunny film.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
01/05/07
Lael Loewenstein
Lael Loewenstein
Variety
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The movie is about as endearing as unanesthetized gum surgery.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
03/19/02
Liam Lacey
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail
 
 
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Latest News for Baby Geniuses

April 04, 2007: "Christmas Story" Director Bob Clark Dies In Crash
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April 26, 2005: Bob Clark Wants to Revisit His Old "Dead Things"
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