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Critics Consensus: Cruel to Be Kind, Vantage Has Little Point, Guess Witless Protection's Tomatometer!
Also: Charlie Bartlett will nearly cure what ails ya.
by Tim Ryan | February 21, 2008
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This week at the movies, we've got views to a kill (Vantage Point, starring Dennis Quaid and Matthew Fox), medicated youth (Charlie Bartlett, starring Anton Yelchin and Robert Downey Jr.), a pair of DIY filmmakers (Be Kind Rewind, starring Jack Black and Mos Def), and Southern justice (Witless Protection, starring Larry the Cable Guy). What do the critics have to say?

A political thriller featuring conflicting eyewitness accounts, Vantage Point certainly sounds intriguing, like a cross between Z and Rashomon. Unfortunately, critics say that while the premise is sound, the execution is lacking. Vantage Point follows eight different people who try to unlock the truth behind a political assassination attempt, despite their differing perspectives. The pundits say Vantage Point has some tight, tense moments, but is ultimately undone by its gimmicky technique and increasingly far-fetched plot developments. At 33 percent on the Tomatometer, Vantage isn't quite on Point.


"You can play Doom RPG on this!"

In the tradition of Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Charlie Bartlett is the story of a teen who's too clever by half. And critics say the movie's pretty sharp itself. Anton Yelchin stars in the titular role as a teen who's run afoul with every school he's attended; in his latest go-round, Charlie becomes something of a counselor to his classmates -- while attempting to outwit school administrators. The pundits say Charlie features a star-making performance for Yelchin, as well as some sharp, clever plotting, though some find it a little toothless. Still, at 56 percent on the Tomatometer, you're a (mostly) good man, Charlie Bartlett.


"Crossfire / You'll get caught up in the / Crossfiyaaaa..."

Michel Gondry has carved out one of the most distinctive niches in recent cinema; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and The Science of Sleep exude a mix of childlike wonderment and dazzling visual inventiveness. But critics say his latest, Be Kind Rewind, maintains Gondry's oddball aesthetic without the emotional uptick of his previous flicks. The film stars Jack Black as a man who has unintentionally erased all the VHS tapes at his friend's (Mos Def) video store; the pair team up to remake the movies themselves. The pundits say that Rewind has sweetness and originality to spare, but is slighter and less disciplined than Gondry's previous mind-benders. At 68 percent on the Tomatometer, Rewind is Kind to the Gondry faithful.


"Don't worry, Miss Farrow, Supergirl is lost forever."

Perhaps the folks behind Witless Protection were concerned that movie critics needed protection from their film, since it wasn't screened for critics. Larry the Cable Guy stars as a small-town lawman who runs afoul of the FBI after rushing to the rescue of an attractive witness in a high-profile case, who may have been victimized by rogue agents. Hilarity (allegedly) ensues. Kids, guess that Tomatometer!


When they say no outside food or snacks, they mean it.

Also opening this week in limited release:

  • The Oscar-nominated Austrian import The Counterfeiters, a WWII drama about a money-forging scheme in a concentration camp, is at 91 percent.
  • The Duchess of Langeais, the latest from nouvelle vague legend Jacques Rivette, is at 68 percent.
  • And the low-budget horror flick The Signal, a tale of transmissions that turn the city into a bunch of mad killers, is at 58 percent.


In the grim dystopia of 2015, baseball has changed quite a bit, devolving into a kind of gladiator stickball.

Recent Robert Downey Jr. Movies:
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89% -- Zodiac (2007)
59% -- Game 6 (2006)
30% -- Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (2006)
74% -- A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (2006)
28% -- The Shaggy Dog (2006)

Michel Gondry Movies:
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92% -- Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2006)
70% --
The Science of Sleep (2006)
94% -- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
49% -- Human Nature (2002)


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TDeWolfe writes:
on Feb 21 2008 04:31 PM

I don't care what they say, Vantage Point looks like a fun, fast-paced thriller, on par with Cellular and The Sentinel.

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MMacKK writes:
on Feb 21 2008 04:59 PM

I'm surprisedabout Be Kind.
Thought that would be a little bit higher.

And who gives a **** about Larry.
My guess is he won't last longer than 5 years.


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FranklinStreet writes:
on Feb 21 2008 05:08 PM

In reply to this comment (#1592292)
Those were both terrible!

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NoirZombi writes:
on Feb 21 2008 06:39 PM

3% for Larry.

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CMPunk>you writes:
on Feb 21 2008 06:39 PM

In reply to this comment (#1592321)
No they weren't.

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The_Duckling writes:
on Feb 21 2008 06:58 PM

5% for the Cable Guy (not the Jim Carrey version), and Cellular and The Sentinel weren't terrible, they just weren't...well...good. But I'll see Be Kind Rewind cuz it looks less like an Adam Sandler movie and more like a good movie. Also, a pulse-pounding escapist thriller doesn't need to make sense, just as long as you try not to pay attention to the plot. That's why I wasn't sorry I saw Jumper. And that's also why I'm seeing Vantage Point

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Blank Frank writes:
on Feb 21 2008 07:38 PM

6% for Witless. I'm sure there'll be at least two critics who still lap up his smart-person's-imitation-of-a-stupid-redneck schtick--possibly quotewhore types, like Pete "Softie" Hammond who just can't be mean to a film because they tried so hard when they filmed it and he's just so gosh-darn nice.

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SplendidIsolation writes:
on Feb 21 2008 07:40 PM

0% for larry.

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Shompy writes:
on Feb 21 2008 08:02 PM

crossfiyaaaaaaa

lol best caption ever


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Dijjot writes:
on Feb 21 2008 08:11 PM

Have to say be kind rewind bordered on tacky, cliche for a stretch. Saw it higher than the fifties, though. Didnt see that coming.
As for larry the cable guy, I give it 14. because I'm optimistic in others begrudgingly fresh idiocy. Or does that make me a pessimist?


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man in the water writes:
on Feb 21 2008 08:47 PM

0% for Larry. The title is perfect the movie looks witless

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blackbird32 writes:
on Feb 21 2008 09:02 PM

Witless Protection: 7%

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ShopS-Mart writes:
on Feb 22 2008 01:05 AM

for that amazing piece of cinema with larry the cable guy: 1%

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schwal writes:
on Feb 22 2008 02:59 AM

i put larry at 6 percent.

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ossimer writes:
on Feb 22 2008 03:06 AM

I bet Witless gets 3%, because there's always some idiot that gives these movies good reviews (see:Meet The Spartans)

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kdbarrett writes:
on Feb 22 2008 04:42 AM

I'm giving Larry 4%. The shot in the trailer of him in a towel were bad enough. Now there's one that has him with just a hat. How is this movie not considered obscene?

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Gimy writes:
on Feb 22 2008 05:37 AM

"on par with cellular"...hahaaaaaaa...i LOVE jason stathom but good lord that movie was absolute garbage. Basinger should have imagined those guys were alec baldwin and maybe she'd have acted better in it. she was horrible. maybe the dude meant "phone booth" and not cellular...which was 100 times better.

i loved Eternal Sunshine but Be Kind Rewind looks bad from the trailers, and it looks like one of those that starts off decent...goes SO slow that it gets worse and worse and by the time you're done you wish you could call Doc Brown and go back in time. amazing idea that based on the trailer looks executed very very poorly. not sure if i'm gonna catch it this weekend or not now...


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John Z. Delorean writes:
on Feb 22 2008 05:49 AM

I give witless protection the 2%. Dude is right tho, I believe vantage point will be on par with cellular and the sentinel which means it'll suck hog balls. I was hoping Be kind rewind would be decent but I admit the trailer was never doing it for me so I'll be kind and fast forward thru this one.

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mizzoucritic writes:
on Feb 22 2008 07:57 AM

Witless Protection: 9%

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I am evil homer writes:
on Feb 22 2008 08:04 AM

Witless protection. PLEASE BE ZERO!!!

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