After some furious debate over David Germain's discussion of films "not screened for critics," RT takes a look at the Tomatometers and respective B.O. performances of the flicks withheld from critics so far this year.

Films Not Screened For Critics In 2006:
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29% -- Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion (Feb. 24)
17% -- Grandma's Boy (Jan. 6)
16% -- Underworld: Evolution (Jan. 20)
10% -- When a Stranger Calls (Feb. 3)
9% -- Ultraviolet (Mar. 3)
8% -- Date Movie (Feb. 17)
7% -- BloodRayne (Jan. 6)
6% -- Stay Alive (Mar. 24)
5% -- Doogal (Feb 24)
4% -- Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (Mar. 24)
Average Tomatometer not screened for critics: 11%



As Germain noted, this is becoming a common trend; in 2006, 10 films have already been withheld from those mean old scribes, with "The Benchwarmers" and "Phat Girlz" joining that illustrious list this week. Apparently, the whole of the studio system is terrified that the following exchange will take place within the coveted teen and young adult demographic:

Teen No. 1: "Man, am I ever stoked to be first in line to see ("Date Movie"/ "Underworld: Evolution"/ "The Benchwarmers," etc.)! This film will certainly be off the chain! Oh look, there's my friend!"

Teen No. 2 (running, looking frantic): "Bad news, homie. David Denby, Andrew Sarris, AND Stephanie Zacharek all dissed ("Date Movie"/ "Underworld: Evolution"/ "The Benchwarmers," etc.). They say it's really stupid."

Teen No. 1: "Curses! I'm getting out of the line for this movie, and I shall not be seeing it on its opening weekend. Dear fellow, perchance is 'The Best of Youth' still playing in the local arthouse?"

The phrase "critic-proof" has entered the lexicon for a reason: it perfectly sums up a certain type of move, one that the studios still feel is necessary not to screen.



And what do the critics have to say about these films? Unsurprisingly, the average is an 11 percent on the Tomatometer. Of the twenty worst reviewed wide releases of the year so far, these ten films occupy the top slots. Still, that doesn't mean too much; "Big Momma's House 2" was screened for critics, got a six percent on the Tomatometer, and still made a lot of money. So while the films that aren't screened are by no means cinematic gems, there's an excellent chance they will make lots of money regardless.

When the staff of Rotten Tomatoes is not meticulously analyzing the films of Bergman, Ozu, and Bresson, we've been known to watch (and unironically enjoy) such critically drubbed flicks as "Stealth," "Black Knight," and the collected works of Jean-Claude Van Damme. Some movies aren't "good" per se, but that doesn't mean they don't have potential audiences. Studios should know this better than anyone; they made the movies.

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"Not Screened For Press" Trend Growing in 2006