Even Parker Posey’s turn as a campy vampiress feels phoned in, as if she is making bank in order to stomach the deferred or minimal pay of her next ten indie pet projects.
Blade: Trinity (2004)
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Reviews Counted:157
Fresh:43
Rotten:114
Average Rating:4.5/10
Consensus: The latest Blade flick is getting a little long in the tooth; critics call it bloodless, dull, rusty, and an assortment of other puns.
Runtime: 2 hrs 3 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: A ramped-up techno soundtrack bleats out adrenaline-pumping action tunes while leather-clad vampire slayers smash through walls and floors and ceilings, break windows with their bodies, and... A ramped-up techno soundtrack bleats out adrenaline-pumping action tunes while leather-clad vampire slayers smash through walls and floors and ceilings, break windows with their bodies, and occasionally defy gravity. Cascades of flying glass sparkle in the air and crimson pools of blood shine on the floors of warehouse dens where the hungry creatures hide. This is BLADE: TRINITY, the third installment of the film series adapted from Marvel comics. Here, a new challenge faces the preternaturally sharp hunter, Blade (Wesley Snipes), when a group of vamps resurrect the long-slumbering "Drake" (Dominic Purcell)--the ancient and all-powerful Count Dracula--and Blade meets the ultimate opponent. Teaming up with the Nightstalkers, a group of similar-minded hunters led by tough slayer-hottie Abigail (Jessica Biel) and her joke-a-minute partner Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds), Blade is ready for battle. However, Drake's handlers are an unruly bunch themselves, with sassy goth wench Danica (Parker Posey in a wonderfully exaggerated performance) doing her best to make things as unpleasant as possible. What's more, while Danica's vamp team is harvesting homeless people for their blood, the Nightstalkers' scientist creates a potion that can not only kill Drake but can take the entire bloodsucking race with him. And thus, David S. Goyer continues the BLADE cinema series, satisfying fans with plenty of the nocturnal monster mystique they so desperately crave. [More]
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Jessica Biel, Ryan Reynolds, Parker Posey, Dominic Purcell, Triple H, Natasha Lyonne, Michael Higgins, James Remar
Director: David S. Goyer
Director: David S. Goyer
Screenwriter: David S. Goyer
Producer: Peter Frankfurt, Lynn Harris, David S. Goyer
Composer: Ramin Djawadi, RZA
Studio: New Line Cinema
Reviews for Blade: Trinity
An unnecessary third installment of an action-movie franchise running on fumes.
It does have a few laughs, but it's time to end the franchise when the best thing about the movie is Ryan Reynolds' abs.
He's big, he's bad, and he bites back. Wesley Snipe's "Blade: Trinity" is campy good fun.
Blade: Trinity is by far the worst of the Blade movies, but for diehard fans of the comic book, it still may hold some excitement.
Almost as entertaining on purpose as it is by accident, Blade 3 is equal parts kinetic mayhem and bloody burlesque. But it moves real quick and it sure isn't boring.
If Blade himself can't carry a movie with his own name on it, then perhaps the time has come to hang up the stakes for good.
Blade:Trinity gives us front row seats to watch the end of Wesley's career and the career of Parker "Former Indie Queen" Posey.
The third installment of the Blade series is a choppy, forgetful, suspense-free romp that substitutes campy humor for chills.
Let’s face it: the Blade movies have always been better than they should’ve been...
Instead of building on its predecessors, Blade: Trinity feels cheap, compromised, and plumb tuckered out.
It's not original, but it does what it does well, and it's a lot better than Underworld.
Blade: Trinity is a carbon copy of its predecessors. It's all kick-ass attitude and style without any substance to back it up.
[Goyer] achieves an equitable balance between grim gore and sneaky humor.
From his director's chair, Goyer gives the film an adult stylishness that borders on the genuinely artistic.
Goyer makes a strong series debut as a visual stylist, though he's handicapped by his own, at times, bloodless script.
It's silly, violent fun, sometimes mindlessly entertaining but hardly, if ever, engaging.
It's sad to see Wesley Snipes standing around on the sidelines while his franchise is hijacked by a bunch of obnoxious, wisecracking white kids.
Most writers think you should choose one plot and stick to it. But Goyer decided that instead of going with just one plot possibility, he could go with several.
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