1/5

The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.

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07/23/07

N/A

Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.

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03/07/07

D+

Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...

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11/27/06

0/4

Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.

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07/06/06

1/5

This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.

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05/21/06

N/A

BloodRayne is quite cheesy %u2014 the costumes resemble something out of the cosplay closet, and the dialogue is often appalling.

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05/20/06

5/10

All in all, not as bad as you’d suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.

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02/03/06

1.5/4

The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.

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01/19/06

1/5

It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!

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01/16/06

2/5

[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.

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01/15/06

.5/4

When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?

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01/14/06

1/5

Who is Uwe Boll and why does he hate moviegoers so? The German hack, the one-man Blitzkrieg of Bad, is the worst filmmaker in the movies today.

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01/13/06

F

BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.

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01/13/06

N/A

It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.

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01/12/06

F

It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.

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01/11/06

2/5

If I thought for a minute this Roquefort-riddled camp-fest was as intentionally ridiculous, stilted, witless and over-the-top as it actually is, I'd congratulate Boll.

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01/11/06

N/A

After Rayne breaks out of the circus, it's a simple story, really, about a mixed-up girl who wants to slay her father.

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01/10/06

0/4

Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional.

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01/09/06