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BloodRayne (2006)

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Reviews Counted:46

Fresh:2

Rotten:44

Average Rating:2.4/10

Consensus: BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.

Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins

Genre: Horror/Suspense

Synopsis: This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael... This action-horror film is set in ancient Romania and stars Kristianna Loken (TERMINATOR 3) as Rayne, a half-human/half-vampire sworn to kill her evil tyrant vampire father (Ben Kingsley). Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Matthew Davis play a trio of vampire hunters who ally themselves with Rayne. Based on a video game, this film earns its R-rating by offering a lot more blood, gore, and nudity--and less CGI effects--than most of its modern vamp contemporaries. With all its swords, chained breasts, gushing arteries, and severed heads, BLOODRAYNE seems more like a welcome throwback to those great early 1980s drive-in sword and sorcery flicks. In between the slashing and gouging there are torch-lit castles, nefarious booby traps, blurry flashbacks, and aerial camera shots that swoop down through the gorgeous Carpathian landscapes. Loken, with her fangs and low-rider leather chaps, looks pretty gorgeous herself, and there's a surprising number of name actors in bit parts, including Meat Loaf (as a vamp surrounded by nubile naked concubines), Geraldine Chaplin (as a fortune teller), and--clearly having the most fun--Billy Zane as a bored vampire king plotting to take over the kingdom. It's directed by Uwe Boll, the man who gave us the video game adaptations of HOUSE OF THE DEAD and ALONE IN THE DARK. Cult cinema fans should take this one to--and through--the heart, especially for the chance to see Madsen's period costume and long hair. [More]

Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen

Starring: Kristanna Loken, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Matthew Davis, Billy Zane, Will Sanderson, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Michael Pare

Director: Uwe Boll

Director: Uwe Boll
Studio: Romar Entertainment

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Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
01/09/06
Peter Hartlaub
Peter Hartlaub
San Francisco Chronicle

How fitting that director Uwe Boll (House of the Dead) would choose a vampire flick as his latest project - the man has a career that, despite the horror he continually inflicts on innocent moviegoers, simply will not die.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
01/09/06
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

'You don't know the meaning of pain!' our heroine hisses at one point. Oh, honey, believe us, we do.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
01/09/06
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

Pic lurches from incident to incident at a graceless plodding place, offering little in the way of genuine excitement -- the swordfights often are confusingly cut and choreographed -- and only minimal amounts of guilty-pleasure titillation.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
01/09/06
Joe Leydon
Joe Leydon
Variety
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The film might be the first of its kind: something to bring Maxim subscribers, video gamers, and loyal Logo viewers together.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment 5 Comments
01/09/06
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

A bad-beyond-belief gorefest that provides no chills, scant excitement and a bumper crop of unintentional laughs. ...sure to reappear in many 'worst of the year' recaps.

Full Review Source: Kalamazoo Gazette | comment Comment
01/09/06
James Sanford
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette

Halfway through, the guys put Rayne through a training sequence, even though we've just seen her kick butt for 45 minutes, then there's a long, talky stretch that is woefully short of impaling - perhaps suggesting that the movie's financing was dwindling.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
01/09/06
Kyle Smith
Kyle Smith
New York Post

It never occurs to you to think of the film as anything other than a silly swords-and-castles tale, and a particularly ineffective one at that.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | comment Comment
01/08/06
Eric D. Snider
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

Madsen sounds like Mike Myer's "SNL" character "Lothar of the Hill people".

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com | comment Comment
01/08/06
Joshua Tyler
Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com

There isn't much more of a story. In fact, there isn't any story. Luckily, Loken is there to provide something to stare at, vacantly.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
01/08/06
John Anderson
John Anderson
Newsday

...[an] undercooked formulaic fright fable...why would anyone let him (Boll) get three feet within the range of an operating movie camera?

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | comment Comment
01/07/06
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

An astronomically awful movie; the only question is whether it's worse than Uwe Boll's last atrocity 'Alone in the Dark,' and you might say it wins by Ben Kingsley's nose.

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01/07/06
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

Michael Madsen? Michelle Rodriguez? 'I'll take "Actors Who Should Never Appear in Period Pieces" for $500, Alex.'

Full Review Source: Flipside Movie Emporium | comment Comment
01/07/06
Rob Vaux
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium

What was the point of any of it? Only 'Dr. Boll' seems to know. On second thought, based on the evidence in front of the camera, maybe he doesn't.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
01/07/06
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com

BloodRayne fails as mindless entertainment and as eye candy, violating the basic laws of both vampire films and cheesy videogame adaptations: It can't even suck right.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
01/07/06
E! Online

There's nothing certain in life except death, taxes and ... that movies based on video games are going to stink. Cue BloodRayne.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
01/07/06
Tom Maurstad
Tom Maurstad
Dallas Morning News

BloodRayne is a visual joke, with Boll limply organizing a period horror/action film with all the confidence and subtlety of Baby Huey, and with about the same level of literacy.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
01/06/06
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet.

Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | comment Comment
01/06/06
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Slant Magazine

Though indisputably the best of Uwe Boll's first three video-game-into-film adaptations, this gory, ludicrous horror-action picture isn't good by any standard.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
01/06/06
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

... easily the R-rated sex and gore movie every 14-year old teen secretly sneaks up to watch after his parents go to bed.

Full Review Source: MovieCrypt.com | comment Comment
01/06/06
Kevin A. Ranson
Kevin A. Ranson
MovieCrypt.com
 
 
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Latest News for BloodRayne

May 23, 2008: Interview: Uwe Boll Talks Postal, Kevin Costner, and Answers Reader Mail
It's time to share our exclusive interview with the one, the only, Uwe Boll! Read on for our candid chat about his latest flick, Postal, how he almost cast Kevin Costner, the... More...

May 13, 2008: Five Favorite Films with Uwe Boll
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May 02, 2008: Uwe Sues Billy Zane for Lost Bloodrayne Profits Opens in new window
This week, Uwe Boll took a break from training for his fight with Michael Bay, heading to Los Angeles Superior Court to file a lawsuit against Billy Zane for lost revenue from... More...

April 11, 2008: Uwe Boll Launches Pro-Boll Campaign; Which Side Are You On?
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