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Caffeine (2007)

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Reviews Counted:9

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Rotten:9

Average Rating:3.2/10

Runtime: 88 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: There's always something strange brewing at the Black Cat Café. A neurotic young commitment-phobe runs into his ex-girlfriend while he's whacked out on killer dope; a high strung control freak... There's always something strange brewing at the Black Cat Café. A neurotic young commitment-phobe runs into his ex-girlfriend while he's whacked out on killer dope; a high strung control freak finds out that her husband-to-be is a transvestite; a hyper-possessive boyfriend discovers that his girlfriend is an ex-porn actress; and the manager's boyfriend has a ménage a trois which he says is forgivable because the girls were identical twins. Caffeine is an eccentric comedy about these characters' hapless attempts to repair their fractured relationships as they confront issues of fidelity, betrayal, forgiveness, and commitment. Du ring one lunchtime at this offbeat London coffee house, the relationships of the quirky staff and several couples are suddenly turned upside down by the sudden revelations of supremely embarrassing secrets and idiosyncrasies, generally having to do with their rampaging sexual appetites. [More]

Starring: Mena Suvari, Marsha Thomason, Katherine Heigl, Andrew Lee Potts

Starring: Mena Suvari, Marsha Thomason, Katherine Heigl, Andrew Lee Potts, Mike Vogel, Breckin Meyer

Director: John Cosgrove

Director: John Cosgrove
Screenwriter: Dean Craig
Producer: John Cosgrove

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Overall, those are 88 minutes I desperately wish I could get back.

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08/23/08
Heather Huntington
Heather Huntington
ReelzChannel.com

It's the movie equivalent of lukewarm coffee and day-old cake.

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04/18/07
David Cornelius
David Cornelius
DVDTalk.com

all talk and no action.

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03/16/07
David Levine
David Levine
Filmcritic.com

About as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.

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03/16/07
Lael Loewenstein
Lael Loewenstein
Los Angeles Times
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A largely unfunny, predictable, and tired crisscross of any number of lowbrow sitcom plots.

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03/16/07
Gary Goldstein
Gary Goldstein
Reel.com

The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing.

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03/16/07
Kirk Honeycutt
Kirk Honeycutt
Hollywood Reporter
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[An] overly antic coffeehouse comedy.

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03/15/07
Scott Foundas
Scott Foundas
L.A. Weekly

While I realize that the sophomoric angst served up here is some people's cup of java, it's artificially sweetened enough to drive me to herbal tea.

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03/07/07
Jules Brenner
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals

A witless examination of relationships and day jobs, Cosgrove's would-be comedy finds little humor in issues of infidelity, heartbreak (and bodily functions), resulting in a film that's hopelessly amateurish and creatively destitute.

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03/06/07
Emanuel Levy
Emanuel Levy
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