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The Calcium Kid (2004)

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Reviews Counted:5

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Rotten:5

Average Rating:3.9/10

Genre: Comedies

Starring: Orlando Bloom, Omid Djalili, Michael Pena, David Kelly

Starring: Orlando Bloom, Omid Djalili, Michael Pena, David Kelly, Michael Lerner


Studio: Universal Pictures

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It never lives up to the promise, due to a lack of directorial focus that lets everything slip out of control. But it's pretty good fun while it lasts.

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04/09/05
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Matthew Turner
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Bloom gives a performance that's as bland as a pint of semi-skimmed.

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