Even at less than an hour and a half, it still feels absurdly padded.
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02/21/04
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
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Reviews Counted:87
Fresh:11
Rotten:76
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Sloppily assembled fluff that won't have much of interest for anyone who isn't a preteen girl.
Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Moving to the suburbs proves tougher than Lola (Lindsay Lohan) expected in this delightful teen comedy from director Sara Sugarman. Suddenly catapulted into the mall-dwelling teenage wilderness of... [More]
Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Alison Pill, Glenne Headly
Director: Sara Sugarman
Reviews for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The whole enterprise feels desperately thrown together for a teen/mall profit and rather cheap.
02/21/04
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02/20/04
Not a winner, but it’s at least passable entertainment for kids whose parents want their idols to preach against drunkenness and learn that lying isn’t a good thing.
02/20/04
A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
02/20/04
The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
02/20/04
Sugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the cliché that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
02/20/04
A string of unrelated scenes about the high-school musical ... the band's final concert, some random moments in which some standard-issue popular girls are mean to Lola, and Lola's active fantasy life.
02/20/04
Much of Confessions seems clueless and -- even worse for moviegoers of any age -- listless.
02/20/04
Why is this chiffon doodle essentially offensive? Because it is about nothing, and it turns the dreams of girls into piffle.
02/20/04
Both the actress and the character she's playing are stranded in a vapid film about vapid teens.
02/20/04
The gimmicks and goofy daydream sequences mount up until the film collapses under their weight.
02/20/04
It's a pubescent fantasia without soul or purpose beyond positioning star Lindsay Lohan as the successor to Hilary Duff's throne.
02/20/04
The film's essential soullessness bangs back against its cheer, reminding us of the wrinkled businessmen's hands reaching for our dollars from behind the sunny smiles.
02/20/04
A shlocky, sloppy and crass adolescent comedy.
02/20/04
Sugarman directs this cheerful movie as if it were a bunch of memories pasted haphazardly into a scrapbook.
02/20/04
Like a stream-of-consciousness riff on girl movie notions -- minus the consciousness part.
02/20/04
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