The formula is appealingly simple, and Allen's ear for distinctive old-codger dialogue and his equally distinctive acting let him emerge from his meandering scripts unharmed.
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)
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Reviews Counted:122
Fresh:55
Rotten:67
Average Rating:5.2/10
Consensus: The writing for Scorpion is not as sharp as Woody Allen's previous movies as most of the jokes fall flat.
Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Woody Allen's funny, frantic THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION is part screwball romantic comedy, part 1940s noir detective story, and part ingenious heist film. Allen stars as C.W. Briggs, a... Woody Allen's funny, frantic THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION is part screwball romantic comedy, part 1940s noir detective story, and part ingenious heist film. Allen stars as C.W. Briggs, a set-in-his-ways old-time insurance investigator who refuses to get along with the bright new efficiency expert, Betty Ann Fitzgerald (Helen Hunt), brought in to streamline his office's operations. Their back-and-forth bickering is reminiscent of the interplay between Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell in HIS GIRL FRIDAY. When a magician, played by the always excellent David Ogden Stiers, hypnotizes them as part of his stage act, Briggs unknowingly becomes a jewel thief while falling in and out of love with the exceedingly more confused Fitz, who is carrying on a secret affair with the married head of the company (Dan Aykroyd). Mayhem ensues as a pair of brother detectives zero in on the criminal, a sexy debutante comes on to Briggs, and Briggs and Fitz start suspecting each other. Production designer Santo Loquasto, who has been working with Allen for more than twenty years, once again has created beautiful sets, and the soundtrack, featuring such 1940s jazz treasures as Glenn Miller and Duke Ellington, is simply splendid. [More]
Starring: Woody Allen, Dan Aykroyd, Charlize Theron, Helen Hunt
Starring: Woody Allen, Dan Aykroyd, Charlize Theron, Helen Hunt, Elizabeth Berkley, John Schuck, Wallace Shawn, David Ogden Stiers, Brian Markinson, Professor Corey
Director: Woody Allen
Director: Woody Allen
Screenwriter: Woody Allen
Producer: Letty Aronson
Studio: DreamWorks Distribution LLC
Reviews for The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Allen steadfastly refuses to do anything remotely unpredictable with his comic premise.
An enjoyable diversion with enough good laughs and acting to keep a sophisticated audience entertained.
Jade Scorpion is no Annie Hall (or even a Bullets Over Broadway) but there's enough good fun in its zinger lines and clever plot twists to recommend it.
It's evidently important to Allen to work, work, work, but he's starting to make his movies by rote instead of passion.
This is not one of Allen's finest directing or acting efforts, but overall I enjoyed watching.
[Allen's] let his guard down and has allowed himself and his audience to relax -- something that doesn't often happen when the specters of class and European art hover over his pictures.
What on earth made Woody Allen think it would be fun to watch him and Helen Hunt, surely the most pinched actress of her generation, trade insults for an entire film?
[Allen] has made another slick genre piece that unspools with all of the excitement of any made-for-television caper.
A tepid work, almost straight comedy, but the jokes Allen is employing are ones he's used before, to much better effect.
If you can overlook the vanity of it, the film has its quaint charms.
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion is a pure joy to watch. It's one of Allen's best films.
Consistently funny, smart, and even sweet, Woody Allen’s film proves that cinema’s longest-reigning King Nerd still has it.
It's a good act for the actor-director, who expands on the kvetchy character central to so many of his movies.
Despite an appealing, even ingenious premise, Scorpion is another quippy but uninspired comedy.
Sad to say, this charming and funny film may be one of the last of a rare genre deservedly named after a person -- the Woody Allen movie.
The director may be coasting with Jade Scorpion, but audiences will likely have too much fun to care.
A pleasant enough diversion that offers a fun twist on the old noir gumshoe film, but doesn't take that far enough to come off as grand entertainment.
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