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Deliver Us From Eva (2003)
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Reviews Counted:80
Fresh:34
Rotten:46
Average Rating:5.3/10
Consensus: Though Union and LL Cool J are appealing romantic leads, Deliver Us From Eva is too predictable and contrived.
Runtime: 1 hr 46 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: DELIVER US FROM EVA, directed by Gary Hardwick (THE BROTHERS), pits man against woman in a memorable battle royale of romance and comedy. Hardened by her parents' deaths, Eva Dandridge (Gabrielle... DELIVER US FROM EVA, directed by Gary Hardwick (THE BROTHERS), pits man against woman in a memorable battle royale of romance and comedy. Hardened by her parents' deaths, Eva Dandridge (Gabrielle Union, BRING IT ON) gives up her childhood dreams of horse training to provide for her three sisters in contemporary Los Angeles. The Dandridge sisters honor and obey Eva's every decision, often at the expense of their self-interested men. Fed up, the three men conspire to rid themselves of Eva once and for all, to restore order to their relationships and enact a little bit of revenge upon their enemy. They hatch a plan to unleash the ultimate player on Eva, Ray Adams (LL Cool J). A loner for life, Ray agrees to date Eva and then dump her, mostly for the challenge, but also for the money his pals promise to pay him for the deed. What he doesn't expect is to fall madly in love with the difficult, often-humiliating Eva, and the plot spirals when Eva herself falls for Ray but is offered a lucrative job in Chicago. A couple of raunchy beauticians round out the cast and provide a number of the laughs in this movie that tests the bonds between sisters, friends, lovers, and anything else that comes between. [More]
Starring: Gabrielle Union, LL Cool J, Essence Atkins, Dartanyan Edmonds
Starring: Gabrielle Union, LL Cool J, Essence Atkins, Dartanyan Edmonds, Meagan Good, Mel Jackson, Jazsmin Lewis, Duane Martin, Kenya Moore, Robinne Lee
Director: Gary Hardwick
Director: Gary Hardwick
Screenwriter: Gary Hardwick, James Iver Mattson, B.E. Brauner
Producer: Len Amato, Paddy Cullen
Composer: Murcus Miller
Studio: USA Films
Reviews for Deliver Us From Eva
Luckily, Gabrielle Union's jazz is matched by LL Cool J's torso. And, he can act too, always helpful.
Imagine a movie where the most interesting person gets the life stomped out of them. Then imagine the movie telling you to be happy about that.
Problem is, there are no real reasons why the intelligent, accomplished and in many ways very warm and decent Eva should possess a streak as nasty as she does.
Deliver us from all the bad winter movies that say they're funny then deliver us with crap.
Deliver Us from Eva isn't The Taming of the Shrew; it's not even a reasonable facsimile.
The simplistic approach to the material will no doubt please undiscriminating viewers, while those who’ve seen any romantic comedy will be consistently several steps ahead of the characters.
Hardwick clearly wants to make this more than another hip-hop comedy, but that desire evaporates in the face of loopy storytelling ... one-dimensional archetypes, too much predictability and not enough comedy.
Runs smoothly and likably until a maddeningly dumbed-down and cloying finale that sinks the entire film.
It avoids the template for a while, but by the end, it's doing everything that every other film of its genre does, right down to the reconciliation that occurs in a public setting.
The plot takes preposterous turns, and the story takes too long to give us characters to care about.
Deliver Us From Eva is surprisingly a bland and fading “clash-of-the-sexes” comedy that has all the urgency of a giddy Cosmopolitan article...this film forgot to deliver the desired goods along with the convincing complexity that once consumed Eva
The movie may try and hastily deliver Eva, but it barely delivers anything worthwhile beyond its sluggish pacing.
Practically laughless...most viewers will plead for deliverance not just from Eva, but from the whole movie.
The cast is charming and capable enough, but they are wasted in thinly sketched roles trapped in toothless comedy.
The movie goes according to romantic comedy plan -- he pretends to like her, then he actually likes her, and she likes him, then she finds out he was put up to it, and so on.
Despite some really funny moments and good performances from LL Cool J and Gabrielle Union, Deliver Us From Eva ultimately fails to tip the scale from so-so to good.
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