A woman a few rows in front of me at the preview chose to write 20 minutes worth of text messages, rather than watch the movie. Even though she was not paying, the price was clearly too high.
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10/03/08
Disaster Movie (2008)
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Reviews Counted:60
Fresh:1
Rotten:59
Average Rating:1.8/10
Consensus: Returning to their seemingly bottomless well of flatulence humor, racial stereotypes, and stale pop culture gags, Friedberg and Seltzer have produced what is arguably their worst Movie yet.
Theatrical Release:05-09-2008
Synopsis: Jason Friedberg and Adam Seltzer--the two guys who did EPIC MOVIE, DATE MOVIE, SCARY MOVIE, and MEET THE SPARTANS--bring you DISASTER MOVIE, a compendium of gross-out gags and reference-check... [More]
Starring: Matt Lanter, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, Carmen Electra
Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Reviews for Disaster Movie
If Judd Apatow is the Jesus of modern comedy, Seltzer and Friedberg are the Anti-Christ - and sadly just as prolific
09/11/08
Can't somebody make Friedberg and Seltzer stop?
09/10/08
Pointlessly rancid and redundant...Hopefully, Disaster Movie will indeed vanish as quickly as a three-second burp at a chili-eating contest.
09/08/08
leaves one with a feeling of failure -- and the knowledge that, come this spring, these idiots will more than likely be back
09/08/08
Why challenge yourself when you can have your Juno stand-in end a fight by lactating on the "Sex and the City" girls? Nope, a better question is why did I subject myself to this movie?
09/08/08
I want to say thanks again and thanks for proving that dumb movies pretending to be comedy will not stand any longer...
09/05/08
It's hard to put into words just how excruciatingly painful it is to watch Disaster Movie, but let's just say it will make you appreciate those dreadful experiences in your life like, say, going to the dentist or waiting in line at the DMV.
09/05/08
Disaster Movie is not, as you might have guessed, a parody of disaster movies. But it is a disaster.
09/05/08
I checked, The Opposite of Funny Movie and Awful Film were available for titles, but Disaster Movie works absolutely perfect.
09/04/08
It's not the worst of the franchise, but it's dangerously close.
09/03/08
Insert "of a" between the two title words and you have my opinion of this film
09/03/08
Every time one of these Friedberg-Seltzer movies is released the sum total of human knowledge is reduced.
09/02/08
Rushed into production with no better drape for its threadbare gags than Cloverfield, this carpet-fouling mongrel of a movie no more deserves release than do anthrax spores.
09/02/08
Disaster Movie, the latest disposable parody of disposable Hollywood movies, has a shelf life of about five minutes, tops.
09/02/08
Top CriticWhy would you watch a bad movie about better movies, when you could just rent the originals instead?
09/02/08
Perhaps they'll eventually make one called Spoof Movie, which would brilliantly parody the genre by being consistently funny.
09/02/08
Top CriticNone of it is amusing, so there's probably enough suicide-inducing material here to make a send-up of The Happening redundant.
09/02/08
No one spoofed in the film -- yes, including Jessica Simpson -- is more worthy of derision than the people responsible for making it.
09/02/08
Since many of the targets (Cloverfield, Hancock, Kung Fu Panda) already have a cheeky self-consciousness, the comedy rarely seems more than a hasty patchwork of cheap-shot allusions.
09/02/08
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