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Don't Go Near the Water (1957)

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Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: This robust comedy is filled with sharp lines and characterizations as a unit of naval publicity men busily sell the world on the Navy, but never go near the water.

Starring: Glenn Ford, Gia Scala, Anne Francis, Fred Clark

Director: Charles Walters

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