The humor, the bullies and the gawky heroes all just sit flatly on the screen rather than exploding off of it.
Drillbit Taylor (2008)
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Reviews Counted:139
Fresh:36
Rotten:103
Average Rating:4.5/10
Consensus: Owen Wilson's charms can't save Drillbit Taylor, an unfunny, overly familiar bullied-teen comedy.
Rated: 12A [See Full Rating] for crude sexual references throughout, strong bullying, language, drug references and partial nudity.
Runtime: 1 hr 42 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:28-03-2008
Synopsis: DRILLBIT TAYLOR tells the story of three nerdy adolescents who, on their very first day of high school, find themselves the target of a merciless, near psychotic bully. The friends band together... DRILLBIT TAYLOR tells the story of three nerdy adolescents who, on their very first day of high school, find themselves the target of a merciless, near psychotic bully. The friends band together and pool their funds to hire a personal bodyguard, Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson). Taylor, a homeless beach bum and AWOL army soldier, plans to con the kids just long enough to pull together the money needed to amscray off to Canada. A momentary flash of a conscience and a growing crush on a teacher at the boys' high school, however, compels Drillbit to stick around, do the right thing, and ultimately save the day. The movie is fluff to the extreme, and because it's from the duo of Seth Rogen and Judd Apatow it's easy to long for more. There's a remarkably talented comic cast here, though, that includes, among others, Upright Citizens Brigade veteran Matt Walsh, former Daily Show correspondent Beth Littleford, and indie favorite Frank Whaley. And while it never reaches the near poetic heights of vulgarity to be found in SUPERBAD and KNOCKED UP, one can sense Rogen and Apatow's supreme wit poking around the edges of the film. Where DRILLBIT does succeed, however, is as a fun movie for pre- and early-adolescent boys. KNOCKED UP and 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN deal with some adult subject matter, meaning the plots are driven by issues that 13-year-olds most likely can not relate to, and SUPERBAD is raunchy to the point where parents might not want their kids to see it until they can at least drive. DRILLBIT, on the other hand, strikes a nice middle ground, as it deals with the age-old problem of the high school bully and throws in just enough raunch & roll to keep the sleepover rowdy until dawn. [More]
Starring: Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann, Danny McBride, Josh Peck
Starring: Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann, Danny McBride, Josh Peck, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman, Nate Hartley, Stephen Root
Director: Steven Brill
Director: Steven Brill
Screenwriter: Kristofor Brown, Seth Rogen
Story: Edmond Dantes, Kristofor Brown, Seth Rogen
Producer: Judd Apatow, Susan Arnold, Donna Arkoff Roth
Composer: Christophe Beck
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Reviews for Drillbit Taylor
Setup promises a sort of modern Three Stooges takeoff that, unfortunately, is only haphazardly delivered.
The Apatow vibe may still carry some righteous mojo. But Drillbit Taylor proves that even the smoothest-running hit machine can stand a tuneup every few miles.
The script by Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen and the direction by Steven Brill have a careless, never-gave-a-damn feel that's as insulting to viewers as the film is dull.
Suffering through Drillbit Taylor will remind you of the last time your dentist used his drill bit on you.
So long as the freshmen are at center stage, this is cheekily engaging in an old-fashioned way. But when the upperclassmen and adults take over, it pretty much flunks out.
Drillbit Taylor's Superbad-lite with younger actors, mild language, and far fewer laughs.
There's vulgar funny ('Superbad,' 'Knocked Up') and vulgar unfunny. 'Drillbit' is the latter.
During the final showdown, there is almost as much teen pummeling going on as in Never Back Down. Unfortunately, Never Back Down was funnier.
This is the Scat Pack's first definitive miss and it just scrapes two stars on the strength of Wilson's best efforts. But for God's sake, give this man a sparring partner next time he's on screen.
A dispiritingly mediocre tweener comedy from some very talented people who appear to be experiencing a delayed sophomore slump.
Wilson is a very capable comic actor, but he’s given very few notes to play here. The character he’s playing is subject to the whims of the writers, and there’s just nothing he can do with the material.
Do you hear that? That shrill, shrieking sound coming from your local multiplex? That would be the Judd Apatow machine slowly, steadily winding down after humming along so brilliantly for so long.
It's hardly worth going on at much length about the movie, a disordered, dispirited shuffling of flailing-to-be-funny and trying-to-be-empathetic scenes.
You've got to hand it to Owen Wilson. He has an uncanny ability to delivery the loopiest of lines without losing credibility. And there are a bundle of loopies in this off-beat comedy ...
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