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Haven (2006)

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Reviews Counted:61

Fresh:8

Rotten:53

Average Rating:3.9/10

Consensus: The plot's gratuitously nonlinear structure only ends up confusing viewers of this island thriller.

Runtime: 1 hr 55 mins

Genre: Dramas

Synopsis: Imagine you just got a fax that the Feds will be at your door in a matter of minutes. The government has remembered the taxes you forgot to pay and it's time to take an extended vacation. No... Imagine you just got a fax that the Feds will be at your door in a matter of minutes. The government has remembered the taxes you forgot to pay and it's time to take an extended vacation. No problem -- you can pack light and still get by with a little extra weight strapped around your midsection - 28 lbs. to be exact -- the weight of a cool million in hundred dollar bills. Such is the case with corrupt businessman Carl Ridley (Bill Paxton). He let his greed get the better of him, and now he's on the run, his daughter Pippa (Agnes Bruckner) reluctantly in tow. Just turned 18, Pippa is not happy to leave her friends and comfortable life in Miami, even if it's for the exotic Cayman Islands, but Dad's in kind of a rush, so there's no time for questions. When they get to the islands, Ridley is preoccupied. Banks are rapidly closing and he's got to find a clean place to store his dirty money. In fact, he doesn't even notice that the bungalow he rented is already occupied -- but his daughter sure does. She finds native Caymanian Fritz (Victor Rasuk) sleeping off a late night in her bed, and when she walks in on him, he flees out the window, leaving his wallet behind. Suddenly Pippa's not so sorry about landing in paradise. She tracks down Fritz and discovers that the local bad boy is a real charmer who's more than willing to show her the island, including its wild parties. But Fritz has a dark side, too. He owes money to island gang leader Ritchie Ritch (Raz Adoti), and when he spies Pippa's dad handling a lot of cash, Fritz suddenly knows how to get Ritchie off his back. Unaware that she's leading her father into even more trouble than he had in the United States, Pippa and her innocence are headed for a rude awakening. Also about to have their innocence destroyed are young lovers Shy and Andrea (Orlando Bloom and Zoë Saldana), who finally consummate their passion, only to be discovered by Andrea's brother, gang wannabe Hammer (Anthony Mackie). Acting on his father's wishes, Hammer is bent on ending the relationship . . . no matter what it takes. Written and directed by native Caymanian Frank E. Flowers, and filmed entirely in the 100-square mile West Indies paradise, Haven is an edgy, suspenseful, viscerally gripping ensemble film in which unconnected lives intersect and ignite a violent chain of events that turns tranquility into chaos. In an instant, greed collides with innocence and passion goes up against those who forbid it, and all at once an idyllic tropical refuge becomes anything but safe. -- © Yari Film Group [More]

Starring: Bill Paxton, Stephen Dillane, Orlando Bloom, Agnes Bruckner

Starring: Bill Paxton, Stephen Dillane, Orlando Bloom, Agnes Bruckner, Victor Rasuk, Razaaq Adoti, Anthony Mackie, Zoe Saldana, Joy Bryant, Bobby Cannavale, Robert Wisdom, Jake Weber, Rachel Miner

Director: Frank E. Flowers

Director: Frank E. Flowers
Screenwriter: Frank E. Flowers
Producer: Kelli Konop, Robert Brenner
Studio: Yari Film Group

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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
04/23/09
Tom Meek
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix

The nonlinear editing only maintains your interest so long before its frustrating collapse -- at approximately the third shift in the narrative.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
09/14/06
Alex Markerson
Alex Markerson
E! Online

Orlando Bloom is the name star in Haven and also serves as executive producer, which must mean he thought making the film was a good idea.

Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
09/20/06
Andrew O'Hehir
Andrew O'Hehir
Salon.com

a lackluster and muddled portrayal of island social strife and petty melodramas.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
04/27/06
Anne Gilbert
Anne Gilbert
Filmcritic.com

Orlando Bloom swaps swashbuckling swords and Elvish arrows for crimes of island passion in this murky, confusing thriller.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
09/22/06
Betsy Bozdech
Betsy Bozdech
Hollywood.com

Too bad Flowers couldn't have put the two stories he's telling together as well as he did the shooting schedule.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
09/15/06
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

As much as I was bored to tears with the drama, I was fascinated by where Flowers was going with this train wreck.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
09/21/06
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

The audience just has to work a little too hard to see through the bad editing to the Haven that lies beneath, no matter how interesting and promising that movie may be.

Full Review Source: UGO | comment Comment
03/24/07
Brian Tallerico
Brian Tallerico
UGO

The movie ends up being mostly a haven for actors who want to stretch their tear ducts.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
09/21/06
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Haven has the makings of a decadent nighttime soap, but none of the components of a cohesive, satisfying film.

Full Review Source: Associated Press | comment Comment
09/21/06
Christy Lemire
Christy Lemire
Associated Press

Writer/director Frank E. Flowers loses track of his own narrative puzzle that includes a story about a shady but rich Floridian (Bill Paxton) with an 18-year-old daughter (Agnes Bruckner %u2013 "Blue Car") escaping to Grand Cayman from the feds who want t

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | comment Comment
04/20/09
Cole Smithey
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

The goal seems to have been to create a multilayered thriller, but the senseless, verbose and convoluted saga never generates simple suspense, let alone tension.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
10/30/06
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune

...a complete and utter mess.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
11/13/04
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

Flowers' manic style...leaves little room to consider what is actually going on beyond all the eye candy and sensory numbing.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
03/01/07
Doris Toumarkine
Doris Toumarkine
Film Journal International

A warped guided tour of the Cayman Islands that probably won't do very much to increase tourism.

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | comment Comment
09/14/06
Edward Douglas
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net

Like a mango rotting in the sun, Frank Flowers' squishy Caribbean thriller has been sitting on the shelf long enough to attract suspicion. Bite into it at your own risk.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
09/15/06
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

The tone is moody and bleak, the characters are petty jackasses, and Flowers' heavy-handed messages about colonialism are trite.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | comment Comment
09/26/06
Eric D. Snider
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

No wonder it sat on a shelf for two years....

Full Review Source: Greenwich Village Gazette | comment Comment
04/23/06
Eric Lurio
Eric Lurio
Greenwich Village Gazette
 
 
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