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05/30/01
Heartbeeps (1981)
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Reviews Counted:5
Fresh:0
Rotten:5
Average Rating:1.6/10
Runtime: 79 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: The mirthful tale of a love affair between two robots. Kaufman stars as Valcom-17485, a valet service robot with a specialization in lumber commodities, & Peters stars as Aquacom-89045, a... [More]
Starring: Andy Kaufman, Bernadette Peters, Randy Quaid, Kenneth McMillan
Director: Allan Arkush
Reviews for Heartbeeps
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I would rather shove knitting needles through my eyes than sit through five minutes of this ever again.
03/20/03
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05/07/07
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03/27/04
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06/04/03
...packs the sensation of shards of stained glass being wedged into your brain; Heartbeeps will, with very little effort, burn itself right into your next 15 nightmares
09/22/05
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