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Hebrew Hammer (2003)

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Reviews Counted:23

Fresh:12

Rotten:11

Average Rating:5.1/10

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: THE HEBREW HAMMER is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. Adam Goldberg stars as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, also known as the Hebrew Hammer, a private detective who has an... THE HEBREW HAMMER is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. Adam Goldberg stars as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, also known as the Hebrew Hammer, a private detective who has an overbearing mother (Nora Dunn) and a propensity to whine when things get difficult. He is hired by Bloomenbergensteinthal (Peter Coyote), chief of the Jewish Justice League, to prevent Damian Claus (Andy Dick) from killing Hanukkah. The Semitic Stallion seeks out help in the form of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, headed by Mohammed Ali (Mario Van Peebles in a great afro), while also falling for the JJL chief's daughter, Esther (Judy Greer). Damian, who has his father brutally murdered by reindeer, Santa (Richard Riehle), is supported by his right-hand man, low-grade hood Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen). It's hard to tell which side Jamal is on--but this foul-mouthed decadent elf is played by Tony Cox, who handles a similar role in the later BAD SANTA. The ultimate battle between good and evil awaits in this riotous Jewxploitation film that never met a stereotype or offensive joke it didn't like. Writer-director Jonathan Kesselman's debut feature film pays homage to SHAFT, SWEET SWEETBACK'S BAADASSSS SONG, and other blaxploitation favorites, filled with shootouts, curses, and sex, so leave the children at home. But don't look away for a second or you'll miss another groan-inducing hysterical joke or funny cameo. And the theme song, a takeoff on Isaac Hayes's theme from SHAFT, is a classic. [More]

Starring: Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Sean Whalen

Starring: Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Sean Whalen, Mario Van Peebles, Nora Dunn, Peter Coyote, Tony Cox

Director: Jonathan Kesselman

Director: Jonathan Kesselman
Screenwriter: Jonathan Kesselman
Producer: Sofia Sondervan, Josh Kesselman, Lisa Fragner
Composer: Michael Cohen
Studio: Strand Releasing

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Reviews for Hebrew Hammer

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 06:36 AM

Urban Cinefile

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C+

Robert Roten

Corny and crude at times, but effective in its single-minded pursuit of laughs.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 09 2005 11:12 AM

Laramie Movie Scope

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MaryAnn Johanson

[E]nds up veering from ridiculous but pointed commentary into abusing and insulting those [the film] intends to champion...

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 21 2004 02:21 PM

Flick Filosopher

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3/5

Roger Moore

Profane, shockingly un-PC and often laugh-out-loud hilarious, this is the sort of parody that the folks who made the Airplane and Naked Gun movies used to make -- funny.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 29 2004 04:04 PM

Orlando Sentinel

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Geoff Pevere

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 17 2004 08:26 AM

Toronto Star

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4/5

Steve Schneider

Everybody needs a little burlesque fun with his digital reprogramming, and the politically incorrect good times barely let up in this story.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 09 2004 08:17 AM

Orlando Weekly

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2.5/4

Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)

A scattershot assortment of jokes that is funniest when it sticks to its neat premise.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 08 2004 03:16 PM

St. Paul Pioneer Press

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3.5/4

Colin Covert

Kesselman keeps the movie crackling with the raucous energy absent since Mel Brooks' heyday.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 08 2004 01:48 PM

Minneapolis Star Tribune

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Mark Jenkins

Desperation is the project's principal quality.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 30 2004 04:26 PM

Washington Post

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2.5/5

Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone

The movie starts out hilarious but like The Hammer's Jewish mother, it starts to nag at you after awhile.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 09 2004 08:29 AM

TheMovieChicks.com

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2.5/4

Elizabeth Weitzman

The movie hits as much as it misses, with enough witty observations to ensure that somewhere, Kesselman's mother is kvelling.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 02 2004 06:54 PM

New York Daily News

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David Rooney

Kesselman's thin script generally is funniest when it's riffing on Jewish stereotypes and goyish bigotry.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 23 2003 02:40 PM

Variety

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B-

Matt Weitz

An insubstantial but highly entertaining flick.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 20 2003 08:08 AM

Dallas Morning News

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Michael Rechtshaffen

A crass, sophomoric and, more to the point, offensively unfunny parody.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 19 2003 05:52 PM

Hollywood Reporter

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C+

Doesn't quite nail it, but it's not as bad as it sounds, either.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 19 2003 05:47 PM

E! Online

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3/5

Maitland McDonagh

Uneven, profane and occasionally flat-out hilarious.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 19 2003 05:35 PM

TV Guide's Movie Guide

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2/4

Megan Lehmann

A hit-and-miss affair.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 19 2003 05:33 PM

New York Post

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2.5/5

Chris Barsanti

plays like a lower (much, much lower) budgeted, Jewish version of Malcolm Lee’s funnier Undercover Brother

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 19 2003 04:21 PM

Filmcritic.com

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1/5

A.O. Scott

Would have worked brilliantly as a five-minute late-night comedy sketch.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 18 2003 11:09 PM

New York Times

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Kevin Thomas

Unfunny rather than outrageous as intended.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 18 2003 11:07 PM

Los Angeles Times

 
 
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