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I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)

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Reviews Counted:25

Fresh:4

Rotten:21

Average Rating:3/10

Consensus: This boilerplate comedy lacks ingenuity or humor and features mediocre dialogue that sounds less like conversation and more like stand-up shtick.

Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: After the mammoth success of MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING in 2002, Nia Vardalos and John Corbett reunite for this unromantic-sounding romantic comedy. As the owner of the Brooklyn florist Roses for... After the mammoth success of MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING in 2002, Nia Vardalos and John Corbett reunite for this unromantic-sounding romantic comedy. As the owner of the Brooklyn florist Roses for Romance, Genevieve (Vardalos) should welcome the love-centric holiday. But heartache has kept her from serious relationships, and she has obeyed her romance rule: never go on more than five dates. New restaurateur Greg (Corbett) can’t follow any rules when it comes to dating--he doesn’t know how male-female relationships are supposed to work, so he stays unmarried. When the two pair up, they try to stick to Genevieve’s five-date mandate, but they didn’t count on love entering the equation. Writer-actress Vardalos makes her directorial debut with I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY, which also stars Stephen Guarino, Zoe Kazan, Judah Friedlander, Rachel Dratch, and Jay O. Sanders. [More]

Starring: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Stephen Guarino, Amir Arison

Starring: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Stephen Guarino, Amir Arison, Zoe Kazan, Gary Wilmes, Mike Starr, Jason Mantzoukas, Judah Friedlander, Rachel Dratch, Jay O. Sanders

Director: Nia Vardalos

Director: Nia Vardalos
Screenwriter: Nia Vardalos
Story: Nia Vardalos, Stephen David, Ben Zook
Producer: William Sherak, Jason Shuman, Madeleine Sherak
Studio: IFC Films

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A big fat Greek flop!

Full Review Source: NewsBlaze | comment Comment
07/10/09
Kam Williams
Kam Williams
NewsBlaze

It's like eating a plain Hershey's bar on that supposedly most romantic day of the year. It may soothe your sweet tooth for a brief bit, but you'll still be longing for Godiva.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
07/10/09
Joy Tipping
Joy Tipping
Dallas Morning News

A charmless rom-com about an exhaustingly vivacious florist.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
07/10/09
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Lisa Schwarzbaum
Entertainment Weekly

I found it to be really one note. This is not authentic modern courtship.

Full Review Source: At the Movies | comment Comment
07/06/09
Ben Lyons
Ben Lyons
At the Movies

Everyone who's ever seen a movie knows where this is headed... but getting there is breezy, fun, and most importantly, well-executed.

Full Review Source: At the Movies | comment Comment
07/06/09
Ben Mankiewicz
Ben Mankiewicz
At the Movies

Uninspired romcom is no My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | comment Comment
07/06/09
S. Jhoanna Robledo
S. Jhoanna Robledo
Common Sense Media

An unspeakable nadir in the career of its writer-director-star, My Big Fat Greek Wedding’s Nia Vardalos.

Full Review Source: AV Club | comment Comment
07/03/09
Nathan Rabin
Nathan Rabin
AV Club

All I Hate Valentine's Day adds up to is an awkward, ritualized date between moviegoer and a still-learning triple hyphenate.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
07/03/09
Robert Abele
Robert Abele
Los Angeles Times
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What it lacks in laughs -- there are none -- it tries to make up for by ladling on stale clichés, such as Vardalos' two stereotypically gay assistants and a desperate younger female friend who stalks guys.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
07/03/09
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post

A contrived, juvenile and painfully unfunny romantic comedy.

Full Review Source: NYC Movie Guru | comment Comment
07/03/09
Avi Offer
Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru

For I Hate Valentine's Day, Vardalos has chosen to direct. And that's a mistake that only compounds the ones in her screenplay.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
07/03/09
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

The movie is set up as a valentine to Vardalos. She should try sending herself flowers.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
07/03/09
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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You might blame Nora Ephron, whose screenplay for When Harry Met Sally established the formula that I Hate Valentine’s Day runs into the ground. Compared with this, Ms. Ephron is Chekhov.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
07/03/09
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
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An indie romantic comedy even worse than most of the bigger-budgeted but almost invariably rotten Hollywood examples of the genre.

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07/02/09
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

Nia Vardalos wrote, directed and stars in this clunky, unfunny and plodding mess. She doesn't write dialogue, she writes shtick. Her direction seems awkward and amateurish, her acting is more like mugging.

Full Review Source: USA Today | comment 1 Comment
07/02/09
Claudia Puig
Claudia Puig
USA Today

Given the inevitable response to this equally regrettable rom-com, she can expect to loathe Independence Day, too.

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07/02/09
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

Is it too pat to say I Hate This Movie? That's about the level of creative energy Vardalos applies to a film that manages to be every bit as bad as My Life in Ruins.

Full Review Source: Metromix.com | comment Comment
07/01/09
Geoff Berkshire
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com

By the time the end credits hit, there's joy emerging not from the outcome of the Genevieve/Greg romantic tango, but the feeling of relief to know the film, and Vardalos's insipid direction, has finally come to a close.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | comment Comment
07/01/09
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

Put it this way: Children who see this film at an impressionable age risk inhibiting their social growth.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | comment Comment
07/01/09
Ben Kenigsberg
Ben Kenigsberg
Time Out New York

Vardalos calls her film "the ultimate indie experiment," and if that's what is meant by ham-fisted pacing, writing, and acting, this is as ultimate and as indie as it gets.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
07/01/09
Ella Taylor
Ella Taylor
Village Voice
 
 
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