The more James groans to an unsympathetic ear, "Why would they remake Marty--it's timeless?" we wonder why Garlin didn't take his own advice
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2007)
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Reviews Counted:48
Fresh:35
Rotten:13
Average Rating:6.5/10
Consensus: This quirky romantic comedy's realistic depiction of a lonely guy looking for love is sure to please fans of Curb Your Enthusiasm's Jeff Garlin.
Runtime: 80 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM star Jeff Garlin brings a pet project to the screen (Garlin is credited as director, star, screenwriter, and producer) with the fluffy romantic comedy I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT... CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM star Jeff Garlin brings a pet project to the screen (Garlin is credited as director, star, screenwriter, and producer) with the fluffy romantic comedy I WANT SOMEONE TO EAT CHEESE WITH. The film is based on the exploits of an overweight, aging actor named James Aaron (Garlin). James lives at home with his mom, has been overly picky about which roles he'll play (and therefore never gets any work beyond an awful job hosting a prank-related TV show), and has no luck with women. He also has a strange obsession with Ernest Borgnine's character in the 1955 Delbert Mann feature MARTY. But an aborted attempt at attending Overeaters Anonymous meetings leads the rotund actor to one of his favorite places, the ice cream parlor, where he enjoys a surprising flirtation with the cute-but-somewhat-unhinged Beth (Sarah Silverman). Garlin's brief, 80-minute long feature is strung along by a loose plot that is really just a CURB-style basis for the talented comic to deliver a series of jokes with his comedian friends. Supporting roles come from luminaries such as Amy Sedaris, Dan Castellaneta, Bonnie Hunt, and Gina Gershon among others, and while the humor sometimes delves into deliciously crude wisecracks, a genuine feeling of empathy for James simmers to the surface as the film reaches its final act. [More]
Starring: Jeff Garlin, Bonnie Hunt, Sarah Silverman, David Pasquesi
Starring: Jeff Garlin, Bonnie Hunt, Sarah Silverman, David Pasquesi, Mina Kolb, Amy Sedaris, Roger Bart, Rose Abdoo, Elle Fanning, Tim Kazurinsky, Richard Kind, Paul Mazursky, Dan Castellaneta, Gina Gershon
Director: Jeff Garlin
Director: Jeff Garlin
Producer: Jeff Garlin, Erin O'Malley, Steve Pink
Studio: IFC Films
Reviews for I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Despite Garlin’s chops and cameos from a who’s who of Second City alumni, the film can’t find a consistent comic groove.
Silverman's fans will appreciate what she brings to the table, but it's not too believable that [she] would be interested in [Garlin's] wishy-washy character.
Jeff Garlin, the former Second City actor who plays Larry David's manager on Curb Your Enthusiasm, has spun his solo show into a movie that's, alas, pretty light on laughs.
Garlin's directing has little pacing, and many of the borderline gags could have been salvaged with some sharper editing. And there's a shocking amount of jokes and situations that just don't work.
This is a film that can't quite decide if it wants to be a show-business spoof, a romantic comedy or an embarrassment comedy along the lines of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm.
...painful, funny and honest, and the tone Garlin achieves is steady and true.
Roly-poly comedian Jeff Garlin, who has made a name for himself on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, strikes out on his own with the low-key, awkwardly titled I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With.
A visually static film filled with scenes that have obviously been made up on the fly--and most of them aren't terribly interesting.
Garlin's clearly inspired by his own experiences living as someone who's fat and funny, but being honest isn't the same thing as being perceptive.
Nothing more than the type of casual diversion an agreeable TV star might make with his friends during his primary show's summertime hiatus.
Some of James' adventures go nowhere, but his encounters with females ... are loaded with humor and warmth.
Sweetly neurotic... It may be too quirky to become much more than a cult hit, but the laughs are big and plenty for those who tap into its quietly eccentric logic... evokes Woody Allen's early faves.
An emotionally honest performance from writer/director/producer/star Garlin ensures that the audience will be pulling for James.
There's a genuine (and distinctly un-Larry Davidesque) sweetness to his [Jeff Garlin's] quest for love.
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With may be one of the wisest studies of urban loneliness since Paddy Chayefsky’s Marty.
Garlin's the first director to really exploit the menace behind Silverman's funny-hot-chick persona; if only for a scene or two, the results cut surprisingly deep.
Latest News for I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
October 04, 2007:
Interview: Jeff Garlin on I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Written, produced, directed, and starring Jeff Garlin, I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With shows us a softer side of the Curb Your Enthusiasm actor. RT met up with Garlin to chat... More...
September 24, 2007:
A romantic comedy trading on Woody Allen's trademark themes, except substituting Chicago for New York as a backdrop and as the cinematic source of its inspiration. Too bad comedienne Sarah Silverman simply is no Diane Keaton. La-di-da... la-di-da... ![]()
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September 01, 2007:
Sharing her own fantasy with her fat suitor about cheese eating and romance, and hoagy shacks (sticking your wiener between bosoms, don't ask), Silverman's ballsy babe nicely turns the tables on the whole macho entitlement salacious courtship thing. ![]()
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September 01, 2007:
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