ROTTEN TOMATOES: Critics Consensus: Rambo is No Rocky, Guess Meet the Spartans Tomatometer! Comments

Critics Consensus: Rambo is No Rocky, Guess Meet the Spartans Tomatometer!

Also: Untraceable is viral, She has pretty good Moves.

by Tim Ryan | January 24, 2008

Summary

This week at the movies, we've got vigilante justice, internet intrigue, deft dancing, and Spartan satires. What do the critics have to say? Back to Article

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jokerboy1991 writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:15 PM

I cant lie I am probably gonna see Rambo, yes ittl probably be stupid, but I think ittl be fun to watch with some freinds. Meet the Spartans looks reall awful, I hated Date Movie and Epic Movie.

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jokerboy1991 writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:18 PM

I love that comment rent oscar nominated Norbit or boring Zodiac, how does Zodia get no nods which was a great movie, Norbit uhhhhhhhh. where is thou Eddie Murphys sense of humor?

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AudioNinja writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:26 PM

Meet the Spartans looks better than some of the other spoof movies of late (Epic Movie, anyone?). But as I've told my friends: If I see one movie this month, I see Cloverfield. If I see 2 movies this month, I see Cloverfield twice. If I see three movies this month, and the third time I'm drunk/high, than I probably see Meet the Spartans.; Or maybe I go see how Cloverfield is when I'm stoned. Tough call.

Tomatometer: 17%

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kenporules writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:42 PM

Meet the Spartans, if the trailer is any indication (I honestly can't picture a single person finding that funny): 0%

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daycare writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:51 PM

Looks like the only good movie coming out this week is how She move. I am going to see that. I will just watch the first 3 Rambo film. i sure they are a lot better then the 4 one.

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lilheclou writes:
on Jan 24 2008 04:53 PM

5% the spartins get for movie those spoff movies are terrible

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SplendidIsolation writes:
on Jan 24 2008 05:20 PM

Meet the Spartans-2%

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Mr. Bowler writes:
on Jan 24 2008 05:24 PM

Meet The Spartans: 3%. RT sure has had a lot of these guessing games, but then again it is January.

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willvaughn70 writes:
on Jan 24 2008 05:36 PM

i honestly believe that the Meet the Spartans page will simply implode and become a black hole of suck that will eventually destroy rotten tomatoes and possibly the entire internet. At the very least it will definitely not turn Kevin Sorbo's career around but I am glad to see diedrich bader is still working. Good for him.

2% and that's being generous.

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gizmo12688 writes:
on Jan 24 2008 05:42 PM

I'll go out on a limb and say 10% for Spartans...

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m_ioannidis writes:
on Jan 24 2008 05:49 PM

Meet the Spartans 2%
some fool will give this crap a good review

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BrianInSD writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:04 PM

I will say 6% for Spartans but only because 666 is the number of the beast and the makers of these movies have clearly sold their souls to Satan in order to keep getting audiences for them.

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rdproductions writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:10 PM

Meet the Spartans: 0%

I'm still seeing Rambo because I've been wanting to see it.

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arendr writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:24 PM

Can I give Meet the Spartans a negative Tomatometer? Seriously, that movie looks like the worst movie of all time.

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~*Admiral Snowstorm*~ writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:24 PM

Meet the Spartans: 1%. It seems like they get harsher with each passing installment from the two of the six writers of Scary Movie. Date Movie: 8%. Epic Movie: 2%. And this? Well, I won't lie, it looks better than Epic Movie, but that's not much of a compliment in the first place, is it?

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eltouche writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:39 PM

Meet the Spartans - these movies are a low rent 'Mad' magazine on a movie screen... and are like crack for kids in a certain age range. Reviews are pointless. However, some "critics" never fail to surprise me so I'll guess 4% will actually be positive.

Rambo - I grew up with those, so I'll watch at some point... with a few beers, as a guilty pleasure.

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ChiWoWo writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:44 PM

Meet the Spartans: 0%

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kissman24 writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:51 PM

I'll still probably endure "Rambo" since I'm a Stallone fan.

As for "Meet the Spartans", my guess is -3%.

I wouldn't see "Meet the Spartans" if I had free passes.

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eternity. writes:
on Jan 24 2008 06:57 PM

2%. One good review from Owen Gleibermann.

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Schumacherh8ter writes:
on Jan 24 2008 07:09 PM

"Meet The Spartans"--5555.5%. I HATE Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg. I had a dream last night where they were "traded" for Heath Ledger and Brad Renfro.

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