I've never been good at predicting the Oscars. Last year, for example, I thought Pan's Labyrinth was going to win Best Foreign. Silly me! So this year, I'm ditching gut feelings and going the experimental route: the Tomatometer. The average Best Picture nominee's Tomatometer hovers in the upper-80 percentile, so critical reception and Best Picture nomination go hand in hand. My mini-experiment: can an ad hoc formula using Tomatometer and box office numbers be used to predict the winner?
To begin with, here are this year's Best Picture nominees:
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Movie title |
Tomatometer |
Box office so far (in mil.) |
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No Country for Old Men |
94% |
$61 |
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Juno |
93% |
$126 |
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There Will Be Blood |
91% |
$31 |
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Michael Clayton |
90% |
$48 |
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Atonement |
82% |
$48 |
I'm going to predict an upset and say either Juno or Michael Clayton will take Best Picture. I'm probably wrong. And I hope I'm wrong -- I want There Will Be Blood to win. No Country has also deserved all of its momentum. But going on purely Tomatometer and box office statistics, the numbers are against both NCFOM and TWBB. But more on that later.
First, let's talk Atonement. What happened here? It
has strong performances, a rousing score, gorgeous panoramas, and a love story
that transcends both time and large bodies of water. In other words, the perfect
Oscar movie. And director
Joe Wright
skillfully avoided preening for the award throughout his movie. But, suddenly,
it's Atonement, not Juno, that should be happy to have gotten this far.
This week's issue of Entertainment Weekly pegs Atonement with a 10 percent chance of victory, writing, "Aren't the days of the typical 'Oscar movie' over?" Indeed, the smear-and-sneer campaigns the last historical, epic Best Pictures (The English Patient [85 percent] and Titanic [82 percent]) have endured after their wins reveal audiences have had their fill. Plus, Wright wasn't even nominated for Best Director. There's only been three instances that a movie has won Best Picture under those circumstances (Wings [100 percent], Grand Hotel [84 percent], and Driving Miss Daisy [78 percent]), and two of those came at a time when Private Snafu seemed like cutting-edge animation.
I can't decide if either Michael Clayton and Juno will win.
They both exist in the now, even as they embody specific eras: Clayton recalls
meaty American dramas like
Network (90 percent)
and On the
Waterfront (100 percent), and Juno, with its precious music and
Gen Y jive, is a movie with its head in the clouds, leaning ever-so-slightly
into the future. If I had a gun to my nose, I'll say Juno will pull the
upset. It's been a while since a movie mainly identified as a comedy has won Best
Picture. And Juno has much in common with
Annie Hall (98
percent): they're both culture-driven products of their time, but their
ruminations on love and relationships have universality.
So what does the Tomatometer have against a movie like No Country for Old Men, with its virtual lock on the Best Picture race? Get this: my cursory peek into criticism history shows that in the past 36 years, only twice has the nominee with the highest Tomatometer won Best Picture: Annie Hall in 1977, and Unforgiven (96 percent) in 1992.
Why is that? Ideally, a year's Best Picture is a
meeting point between art and commerce: a movie of deep thoughts with the sweet charm
to pass them on to whomever's around. Critics, thirsty for something to wow them
after watching several hundred movies a year, are likely more wont to praise
movies of extreme novelty and subtlety before audiences (and the Oscars) can
fully latch onto them.
No Country for Old Men is the only Best Picture nominee that has virtually no backlash against it. The movie is challenging and deliberately obscure, but the Coens' mastery of their medium has kept audiences electrified. I still feel jolts and chills thinking about it. But Tomatometer-wise, NCFOM has a 5.5 percent chance of winning. So if we are heading for an upset, I would normally picture There Will Be Blood sneaking up to take home the statue.
And that would be a remarkable feat for reasons beyond the fact that
There Will Be Blood is a sprawling, shapeless movie about an ugly misanthrope. TWBB
has grossed the least of all the nominees. And from what I can guess, the
lowest-grossing nominee has never,
ever won. The reason's fairly obvious: even though There Will Be Blood
has been drawing strong per-theater averages, the less a country feels compelled
to watch a movie, the less likely they are to vote for it.
The Oscars have suffered a number of embarrassments this year. Snubs for Zodiac (89 percent) and The Simpsons Movie (89 percent). The sheer presence of Norbit (9 percent). And on the rejection of Persepolis (96 percent), The Band's Visit (98 percent), and 4 Months, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days (97 percent), foreign Oscar chairman Mark Johnson had this to say: "It's just inconceivable to me that they weren't included." But public humiliations aside, this year's Best Pictures selections are among the most thoughtful, well-rounded crew to represent cinema in decades.
In last month's "The
Downsizing of Oscar," Richard Corliss wondered, "Why not just change the
name, from the Oscars to the Independent Spirit Awards?" But I don't think it's
a matter of the academy out of touch with what the public watches. In fact, it's
the opposite: not only do these movies represent the still-smoldering hope of
indie fare connecting with audiences, it demonstrates the Academy is finally
catching up with the rest of us.
After giving Best Picture to the lazy, self-congratulatory pap of Crash (75 percent), the Academy atoned by giving Martin Scorsese his Oscar last year. And now they're recognizing five movies each relevant in its unique way. I haven't seen as much online discourse sparked as the complexities of deceit in Atonement and Michael Clayton have, or of the annoying/endearing personality of Juno, the mystique of Anton Chigurh, and the general WTFness of Daniel Plainview. Their stories may not always make a mint at the box office, but they are exactly the thing to rile up the modern community -- the bloggers, the users, the podcasters, the budding scholars and filmmakers. Choose the movies that get us talking. We will be the ones who make them last.
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witherwings writes: on Feb 20 2008 04:43 PM Atonement. Something for everyone. (Reply to this) |
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lilheclou writes: on Feb 20 2008 04:57 PM juno (Reply to this) |
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FireflyFan4evr writes: on Feb 20 2008 04:57 PM There Will Be Blood is IMO probably the greatest American masterpiece since "Casablanca". But No Country (while still awesome) or Juno (a tad over-rated, definitely not the year's best) will probably win... but then what do I know? (Reply to this) |
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bluedream24 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:23 PM I hope Juno wins but No country for old me probably will (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:27 PM Go NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, JUNO is getting way to much praise. I think its a great movie, but I like INTO THE WILD, ZODIAC, AMERICAN GANGSTER, I'M NOT THERE, 3:10 TO YUMA, and THE GREAT DEBATERS more. Thats a big list. (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:28 PM I do think though THERE WILL BE BLOOD, ATONEMENT, and MICHAEL CLAYTON definately deserved nods. - GO NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN! (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:32 PM AMERICAN GANGSTER was definately the biggest snub, that was so great. It really reminded me of THE FRENCH CONNECTION. (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:33 PM SWEENEY TODD was really great to. (Reply to this) |
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Mcpeer3 writes: on Feb 20 2008 05:40 PM There will be blood or No Country. (Reply to this) |
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Some guy you dont know writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:01 PM If There Will Be Blood dosen't win, There WILL Be Blood. (Reply to this) |
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vagrant_hippo writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:33 PM Honestly, if I absolutely HAD to pick, There Will Be Blood deserves the most awards, but No Country is almost tied in all aspects. And I'm sorry, Juno and Michael Clayton are possibly the most over-rated movies of the year. For anyone who has ever seen a fair share of indie films and Knocked Up (while not a great movie, was still good), they have essentially already seen Juno (and the dialogue really wasn't that witty, and it tried much too hard many times). Plus, we've seen literally everything in Michael Clayton before, and the movie didn't really do it any better-- I don't understand why it's garnering so many nominations (and yes, I get all the subtle morality themes and the such-- but come on, we have those in almost everything). (Reply to this) |
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muffin7 writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:34 PM I swore it after Crash actually won and I swore it again after The departed won, but this time I mean it. If Juno wins best picture I will never pay any attention to the Oscars again. I won't even click on an internet article having to do with the Oscars unless it is about all of the people involved in choosing the winners getting gang raped or something similar. Juno was a good movie, but the best movie of the year? The best movie of the year cannot be filled with that much snappy dialogue, damnit! (Reply to this) |
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vagrant_hippo writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:34 PM Oh, and WHAT HAPPENED TO "ONCE"??? THE most snubbed film of the year, and all their thinking about giving it is the Best Original Song award. (Reply to this) |
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muffin7 writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:35 PM Sigh... the more I think about it Juno is going to win. (Reply to this) |
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AntonChigurh writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:47 PM If no country for old men doesnt win, and juno does the oscars are dead to me. (Reply to this) |
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PornAgainChristian writes: on Feb 20 2008 06:48 PM **** Juno. I'm so ****ING sick of hearing about that lame, self-important, tired movie. Atonement sucks, too, but at least they have the decency to keep a low profile. One more shot of that chick saying "No, Morgan Freeman" and then pausing for the laugh that NEVER WILL COME, or Michael Cera stuttering out some ridiculous 40-year-old-blog-writer's idea of a teenage non-sequitur, and it's postal time. (Reply to this) |
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insanemansam5 writes: on Feb 20 2008 07:14 PM In reply to this comment (#1590761) There's a reason why the academy sometimes splits the best dircector and best picture award primarily uncertainty about what the best film of the year is. IMO Juno-Best Picture Coen Brothers-Best Director (Reply to this) |
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DarthWonka writes: on Feb 20 2008 07:17 PM If the Acedemy replaced (Reply to this) |
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insanemansam5 writes: on Feb 20 2008 07:21 PM In reply to this comment (#1590779) I agreee that the academy has a tendency to dismiss summer films but what movies did they dimiss this year? (Reply to this) |
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Ragalar writes: on Feb 20 2008 07:27 PM Hey RT Don't Let your writers, CRITICIZE MOVIES IN AN ARTICLE THAT ISN'T ABOUT CRITICIZING MOVIES. THIS GUY CALLS CRASH TERRIBLE???!?!?! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T LET HIS PERSONAL BIASES SLIP IN AN ARTICLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) |
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