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King's Ransom (2005)

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Reviews Counted:49

Fresh:1

Rotten:48

Average Rating:2.3/10

Consensus: Filled with crass dialogue, unlikable characters, and overdone slapstick gags, King's Ransom is an utterly inept would-be comedy.

Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm in Chicago. The... Anthony Anderson sheds his usual sidekick status, heading up the ensemble cast as Malcolm King, a boorish, egomaniacal billionaire who owns a huge, equally tasteless marketing firm in Chicago. The cocky businessman is quickly established as the kind of character audiences love to hate, insulting underlings with glee and emitting crass vulgarities whenever he opens his mouth. His lovable secretary Miss Gladys (Loretta Devine) tries to keep him in line, while his uber-ditz of an administrative assistant, Peaches (Regina King, SCARY MOVIE), keeps him satisfied. Kellita Smith (THE BERNIE MAC SHOW) plays Malcolm's gold-digging wife, who is sleeping with her hunky, though stuttering, pool boy (Roger Cross) while seeking a hefty divorce settlement. The cast is rounded out by Angela (Nicole Ari Parker, SOUL FOOD), the temporary VP who is passed up for the job in favor of the boss's mistress, and Corey (Jay Mohr, LAST COMIC STANDING), a loser who lives in his grandmother's basement; his gang banger sister intimidates him into taking part in criminal activities. Resentments toward King abound, and soon everyone gets the same idea: kidnap Malcolm, take him for all he's worth, and teach him a valuable lesson. Even the big man himself decides to orchestrate his own kidnapping, in order to throw a wrench in the plans of his wife's lawyer. A cacophony of mistaken identities, misunderstandings, and general mayhem ensues, during which time the supporting cast is given a chance to shine; in particular, Jay Mohr deftly handles a violent run-in with a fast food worker with hilarious results. Donald Faison (SCRUBS) and Charlie Murphy (CHAPPELLE'S SHOW) also turn in stellar performances, as a randy parking attendant and a growling ex-con on the down low. [More]

Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall, Loretta Devine

Starring: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Regina Hall, Loretta Devine, Kellita Smith, Nicole Parker, Donald Faison, Leila Arcieri, Brooke D'Orsay, Charlie Murphy

Director: Jeff Byrd

Director: Jeff Byrd
Screenwriter: Wayne Conley
Producer: Darryl Taja
Composer: Marcus Miller
Studio: New Line Cinema

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A mirthless comedy about venal people doing stupid things.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | comment 2 Comments
05/01/05
Marjorie Baumgarten
Marjorie Baumgarten
Austin Chronicle

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Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
04/23/05
Hollywood.com

You'll feel like the one who's being held hostage.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
04/23/05
E! Online

I couldn't pay anyone to see this movie. Literally.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
05/21/05
Boxoffice Magazine

Watching Anderson try to be funny is like getting a tooth pulled, or sitting through a Tim Burton DVD audio commentary.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
04/22/05
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

The film's tag line - 'Big Man. Big Plan. Big Mistake.' sums up the decision to make the movie... big mistake.

Full Review Source: TheMovieChicks.com | comment Comment
04/23/05
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

Marital bickering, a mistaken-identity sex romp and booty shots galore follow, but few laughs.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
04/28/05
Chuck Wilson
Chuck Wilson
L.A. Weekly

This slapdash comedy barely coughs up more than a couple of funny scenes as the story moves in predictable fits and starts before sputtering out of fuel half way through.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | comment Comment
06/19/09
Cole Smithey
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

All these plots converge in a decidedly unfunny cacophony.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
04/29/05
Cynthia Fuchs
Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters

It is, quite plainly, like watching a movie that’s trying to go out of its way to be horrible.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
07/23/05
David Cornelius
David Cornelius
eFilmCritic.com

Unobtrusive and virtually painless as an occasionally witty laugher, but lacks the courage of its convictions to follow through with its less commercial ambitions.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
04/23/05
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com

After a while, all these odious, yammering people start to sound a lot like Charlie Brown's teacher. And they somehow all end up together at a time and a place you do not want to be.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
04/26/05
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

Mean-spirited, unpleasant comedy about characters who are both nasty and stupid and who deserve every bad thing that happens to them. In fact, they deserve more.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | comment Comment
04/30/05
Eric D. Snider
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com

Byrd haphazardly assembles a bunch of overly exaggerated caricatures and parades them around in a dissolving farce that has all the wayward charm of a botched lobotomy

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | comment Comment
04/23/05
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Devoid of anything resembling wit or even guiltily amusing tasteless gags, the film lurches from one haplessly staged sequence to another, with the performers vainly struggling to infuse humor into the proceedings.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
04/26/05
Frank Scheck
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter
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10/30/06
Garth Franklin
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

With the humor in this lazy farce about as subtle as a shotgun blast to the face, it's possible to see the whole movie as an accident, the cumulative result of haphazard negligence.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
04/26/05
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday

The script, by TV writer Wayne Conley, shares some elements with the old Danny DeVito comedy Ruthless People, but humor isn't one of them.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
01/05/07
J. R. Jones
J. R. Jones
Chicago Reader

If Anderson can land the role of a corporate shark who's surrounded by hot babes, it's conceivable we could soon see Jennifer Lopez as the lead in 'Memoirs of a Geisha'...

Full Review Source: Kalamazoo Gazette | comment Comment
04/25/05
James Sanford
James Sanford
Kalamazoo Gazette

One of those barbarically unfunny romps that would be over in less than 10 minutes if just one character had an IQ higher than a cherry Pop-Tart.

Full Review Source: Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) | comment Comment
04/26/05
Jonathan R. Perry
Jonathan R. Perry
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)
 
 
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