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Lady in the Water

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Lady in the Water (2006)

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Reviews Counted:204

Fresh:49

Rotten:155

Average Rating:4.2/10

Consensus: A far-fetched story with little suspense and unconvincing scenarios, Lady In The Water feels contrived, pretentious, and rather silly.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for some frightening sequences

Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins

Genre: Dramas

Theatrical Release:11-08-2006

Synopsis: M. Night Shyamalan (THE SIXTH SENSE, THE VILLAGE) continues his mission to revive the ancient art of storytelling--which he has diagnosed as a dying art--melding aspects of the fantastic with the... M. Night Shyamalan (THE SIXTH SENSE, THE VILLAGE) continues his mission to revive the ancient art of storytelling--which he has diagnosed as a dying art--melding aspects of the fantastic with the mundane, and bringing to life a mythology of his own concoction. Paul Giamatti (SIDEWAYS) is Cleveland Heep, the depressed caretaker of an apartment complex in suburban Philadelphia called the Cove--a location from which the film virtually never strays. He tends the homes of a host of loveable eccentrics, including Jeffrey Wright (SYRIANA) as a single dad, Sarita Choudhury (SHE HATE ME) and the director himself as brother-and-sister roommates, Bob Balaban as a cynical film critic, and Cindy Cheung as a college girl Cleveland befriends. When Cleveland is pulled from the pool by a mysterious young woman (Bryce Dallas Howard, THE VILLAGE) after a nasty bump on the head, he quickly discovers her true identity as a narf, one of an ancient race of water beings whose attempts at communication with humans have long ago ceased. As Cleveland attempts to return her to her world, uncovering the intricacies of the story from which she emerged and protecting her from the beasts that seek to thwart her, she helps him and many of the other residents find their true purpose in life, reaffirming the meaning it holds for them. Though the tale borders on overpopulation with many thinly drawn characters, and Shyamalan's own role is overtly reflective of the ego he is so often accused of, the tale manages to stimulate the imagination nonetheless. It achieves this by invoking universally affecting elements of myth and magic, and mesmerizing viewers with stunning photography by Wong Kar-Wai (CHUNGKING EXPRESS) regular Christopher Doyle. [More]

Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bob Balaban, Jeffrey Wright

Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Bob Balaban, Jeffrey Wright, Sarita Choudhury, Freddy Rodriguez, Bill Irwin, Jared Harris, Mary Beth Hurt, M. Night Shyamalan

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Screenwriter: M. Night Shyamalan
Composer: James Newton Howard
Studio: Warner Bros.

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Full Review Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch | comment Comment
07/22/06
St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Shyamalan will have to settle for another curmudgeonly critic giving him another negative review.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal | comment Comment
07/22/06
Carol Cling
Carol Cling
Las Vegas Review-Journal

Stunningly self-indulgent claptrap

Full Review Source: Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies | comment Comment
07/21/06
Nell Minow
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

Though originating as a bedtime story for his children, it functions less as a morality tale and more as an egotistical salvo toward his critics.

Full Review Source: Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) | comment Comment
07/21/06
Mark Collette
Mark Collette
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

I guess the best thing to call this is a "mackrel in the moolight." That means it looks shiny and beautiful, but stinks to high heaven.

Full Review Source: Greenwich Village Gazette | comment Comment
07/21/06
Eric Lurio
Eric Lurio
Greenwich Village Gazette

I enjoyed every moment, from the pictographs that set up the ancient legend to the emotional climax.

Full Review Source: TheMovieChicks.com | comment Comment
07/21/06
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

The only frightening thing about this horror fantasy film was in how bad it was.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | comment Comment
07/21/06
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

The movie makes direct fun of standard Hollywood storytelling conventions, and that's enjoyable. But its utter lack of narrative discipline is just plain amateurish, not subversive.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
07/21/06
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

Turns out those Disney executives who refused to make M. Night Shyamalan's latest film, Lady In The Water, knew exactly what they were doing.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
07/21/06
Jane Stevenson
Jane Stevenson
Jam! Movies

despite the childlike nature of the story, Lady in the Water will prove too confusing for most kids, which is a shame, since they're also the ones most like to greet that giant-eagle business with something other than a derisive laugh.

Full Review Source: Miami Herald | comment Comment
07/21/06
Rene Rodriguez
Rene Rodriguez
Miami Herald

Shyamalan has a well-deserved reputation for pulling rabbits out of a hat and calling it magic. It's the talent for doing so that fails him here.

Full Review Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | comment Comment
07/21/06
Duane Dudek
Duane Dudek
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

The story is so convoluted and ultimately preposterous that you're almost embarrassed by the earnestness of the actors trying to carry it off.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
07/21/06
Jack Mathews
Jack Mathews
New York Daily News

In the end, Shyamalan's stumbling Lady never gives us a reason to believe.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
07/21/06
Amy Biancolli
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle

Crazy as this might sound, it turns out that self-indulgent ramblings designed to put your children to sleep are pretty much the opposite of art.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
07/21/06
Liam Lacey
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail

An act of spectacular (if unwitting) self-immolation.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
07/21/06
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post

Much narrative energy is devoted to the arcane details of the narf mythology, and those familiar with the director's methods grow impatient waiting for the air to clear.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News | comment Comment
07/21/06
Gary Thompson
Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News

It's a busy made-up universe -- with rules, rituals, and a deity-tree that could give the Hindu hierarchy a run for its rupee. And it's extremely silly.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer | comment Comment
07/21/06
Steven Rea
Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer

If moviegoers are willing to go with the movie's questionable, sometimes painfully self-conscious flow, Shyamalan's new tale may once again sweep them into his idiosyncratic world.

Full Review Source: Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) | comment 5 Comments
07/21/06
John Wirt
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)

Once the plot is actually engaged, all it really is, is a basic damsel-in-distress story with a lame stab at magical realism thrown in.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
07/21/06
Gary Goldstein
Gary Goldstein
Reel.com

Lady is the height of folly, an endeavor as wrongheaded as The Postman, as foolish as any 'vanity' project of the past 20 years.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
07/21/06
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
 
 
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