Let's get one thing straight. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. It's just drivel. The Beavis and Butthead mentality is just another reason to loathe it, like Page Three of The Sun.
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03/27/09
Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
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Reviews Counted:18
Fresh:6
Rotten:12
Average Rating:4.3/10
Rated: 15
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:20-03-2009
Synopsis: Two no-hopers. One cursed village. A bus full of foreign female students and an army of salacious lesbian vampires. It's gonna be one hell of a night! Eternal slacker Jimmy Maclaren and his... [More]
Starring: James Corden, Mathew Horne
Reviews for Lesbian Vampire Killers
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03/20/09
Top CriticThe entire project is a crushingly lazy attempt to create a piece of titillating, exploitative horror-comedy that manages to achieve none of its aims. A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.
03/19/09
This British comedy is all Norman and no Wisdom or all Wise and no Morecamble. I have seen Venetian blinds that are funnier.
03/19/09
Badly written, poorly conceived and utterly laugh-free comedy-horror whose idea of wit and invention doesn't extend beyond the nudge nudge, wink wink nature of the title.
03/19/09
Simply isn't smart or funny enough be a cult classic.
03/19/09
An uninspired concoction of overly familiar ingredients, this crude comedy seems aimed at booze-filled lads looking for an undemanding Friday night diversion.
03/16/09
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10/22/09
Top CriticSure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.
08/10/09
It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.
07/15/09
For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.
05/22/09
It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.
05/21/09
The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.
05/21/09
The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.
05/20/09
The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions
05/16/09
Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.
03/20/09
Top CriticGrab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you'll have a good time.
03/19/09
Films rarely come as lowest common denominator as this reductive Hammer parody, where wit is replaced with endless knob jokes, and where there are far more mammaries than memories on offer.
03/09/09
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March 22, 2009:
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February 25, 2009:
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There are a few things that you want to do in life," says James Corden. "Work with Mathew Horne, kiss Harry Potter, and make films about lesbian vampires." His work with Horne... More...
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