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Little Man (2006)
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Reviews Counted:87
Fresh:11
Rotten:76
Average Rating:3.2/10
Consensus: Another gimmicky comedy from the Wayans brothers, Little Man comes with the requisite raunchiness, but forgot to bring the laughs.
Rated: 12A [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual humor throughout, language and brief drug references
Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:01-09-2006
Synopsis: Despite small budgets and a lack of bona fide star power, the Wayans Brothers have proven to be one of the most commercially successful comedy teams in the Hollywood of the early 2000s. The... Despite small budgets and a lack of bona fide star power, the Wayans Brothers have proven to be one of the most commercially successful comedy teams in the Hollywood of the early 2000s. The brothers rose to fame in the 1990s via the IN LIVING COLOR sketch television show and later the gross-out satire-lite of the SCARY MOVIE series. Similar to their 2004 movie WHITE CHICKS--about two undercover black police officers posing as rich white girls--2006's LITTLE MAN is a raunchy crime caper that likewise uses a grotesque fish-out-of-water scenario as its comedic focal point. Marlon Wayans plays the diminutive and unquestionably weird-looking jewel thief who poses as a toddler in order to retrieve a diamond he hid with the childless-but-trying couple Daryl and Vanessa (played by Shawn Wayans and Kerry Washington). Hilarity ensues as the movie runs wild with a slew of breastfeeding jokes, crotch shots, and scatological humor that recognizes no boundaries. When Calvin's boss, Walken (Chazz Palminteri), tracks down the little man and his new family to snatch the diamond that is rightfully his, the movie turns into a familiar riff on HOME ALONE: when a criminal is after you, hit him in the crotch. Calvin and Daryl join together to defeat the evil Walken and his henchmen, and in the process learn a little something about what it means to love and be loved. To discuss matters of taste in the context of LITTLE MAN defeats the purpose of its mere existence--this movie revels in its own base-level humor. However, even the Wayans brothers themselves acknowledge that they are making silly movies for as broad an audience as possible. While some of the sex jokes are perhaps a little too raunchy for children, the movie is packed with sub-Looney Tunes tomfoolery, not to mention a Looney Tunes plot (remember when Bugs Bunny took in Baby-Face Finster? The Wayans brothers certainly do), making this perfect fodder for kids--or adults with a juvenile sense of humor. [More]
Starring: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, Tracy Morgan
Starring: Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Kerry Washington, Tracy Morgan, Chazz Palminteri
Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Screenwriter: Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans
Producer: Joe Roth
Composer: Teddy Castellucci
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment
Reviews for Little Man
Mr. Palminteri's primary duties include glowering at henchmen Bruno and Roscoe, saying 'get me that diamond' a few times and, ultimately, taking a toy airplane to the crotch.
If seeing a guy get whacked in the privates doesn't make you laugh the first time, maybe it will the fourth, or the 24th time.
Marlon's no-limits performance, relying only on his voice and facial expressions, proves to be the film's strongest asset.
Well, it was bound to happen: The Wayans brothers have made a movie that's even more two-dimensional than a cartoon.
Shawn's Darryl comes off as terminally stupid, enduring many blows to the groin (there's even a montage of them) while lavishing affection on his dubious 'son.'
Every gross baby joke imaginable is wedged into the story -- with mishaps involving diapers, breast milk, castor oil and rectal thermometers. It's supposed to be hilarious because the infant is actually a grown man. Really, it's just creepy.
[Little Man] gets a surprising share of laughs by digitally placing Marlon Wayans' head on a small boy's frame.
Some folks reach for nirvana, but the Wayans Brothers -- writer/director Keenen Ivory, writer/star Marlon, and writer/star Shawn -- aim for the nadir, and man oh man, have they reached it.
Most of the jokes fall in one of two creepy categories -- slapstick having to do with the baby's superhuman strength or slapstick involving the baby's sex drive.
Buried under all this is a rather sweet story about families, but it's hard to see it amongst all the tastelessness.
Unless you're of the temperament that derives boundless pleasure from the serial assault on the genitals of large people by a cut-and-paste little person, Little Man will likely prove about as bearable as diaper rash.
It took a century of innovation in the field of cinematic special effects, but finally the head of Marlon Wayans could be successfully grafted onto the body of a baby.
Everybody looks like they're having fun in Little Man, another inane outing from the Wayans brothers. And with some ineptly made comedies, that's good enough.
The only funny part of Little Man is the shoddy computer effects that freakishly and unconvincingly put Marlon Wayans' head on a tiny body.
In short, Little Man is not only height-challenged, it's comedically-challenged as well.
The best film I've ever seen with a full grown man masquerading as a baby...hmmm.
Little Man, featuring an adult little person posing as a toddler to steal a huge diamond, spits up a few lowbrow belly laughs. But not enough to go 'goo-goo, gaga' over.
The latest Wayans brothers head-scratcher, reaches the bar their last film set. Take that as a searing insult.
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