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Love Don't Cost a Thing

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Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)

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Reviews Counted:69

Fresh:9

Rotten:60

Average Rating:3.6/10

Consensus: A stale, unnecessary remake of Can't Buy Me Love.

Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: In Love Don't Cost A Thing, an urban comedy inspired by the classic 1987 teen romance Can't Buy Me Love, likeable outcast Alvin Johnson (NICK CANNON) is looking to bust loose. With his head... In Love Don't Cost A Thing, an urban comedy inspired by the classic 1987 teen romance Can't Buy Me Love, likeable outcast Alvin Johnson (NICK CANNON) is looking to bust loose. With his head always buried in a book or under the hood of a car, Alvin has spent the last three years of high school grinding away at his studies and working as a pool boy to earn extra cash. No doubt, Alvin's focus has paid off: he's finally saved enough Benjamins to finish building an engine he designed - an engine that's going to win him a much-needed college scholarship. But while Alvin is off the charts academically…socially, he's a big phat zero. Invisible to the "Elites," the school's designer label-sporting in-crowd, Alvin spends his Saturday nights playing cards with his equally dorky friends and watching home basketball games from the visitors section. It doesn't help that Alvin is a bit of a disappointment to his father Clarence (STEVE HARVEY), an old school player who longs to re-live his glory days as a ladies man through his impossibly shy son. "All that workin' without any lovin'," Clarence cautions, "will drive a man crazy." As he enters his senior year, Alvin is jonesing to kick his nerdy persona to the curb and somehow become cool enough to chill with ultra-popular students like Paris Morgan (CHRISTINA MILIAN), the hottest girl in school and queen of the Elites. When Paris accidentally wrecks her mother's Cadillac Escalade, Alvin seizes the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and engineers a plan to launch him from pariah to player. He presents her with a simple deal: in exchange for Alvin laying down the cash and fixing her mother's car, Paris will fake a front - pretend to date him - and ensure his entrée into the ranks of the school's elite. Desperate to get the car fixed before her mother finds out about the accident, Paris reluctantly agrees to Alvin's plan…with a couple of conditions. Number one: it's for two weeks only, and number two: Alvin better not even try to look at her booty. With Paris on his arm, he rockets from Alvin the nerdy pool boy to "Al," a stylin' playboy who rolls with the Elite crew. His newfound swagger earns Al mad props from the jocks and gets him noticed big time by the bootylicious shorties who once shunned him. As their relationship evolves, Alvin brings out the best in Paris, but Al is bringing out the worst in him. Caught up in the material rewards of living large, Al is convinced that being popular is better than being a social leper - much to his dad's delight. But if he chooses to keep perpetrating his big pimpin' persona instead of keeping it real, he risks permanently alienating his real friends, blowing off his shot at the scholarship and missing the signs that while everyone else is falling for Al, Paris might actually be falling for Alvin. Alcon Entertainment presents a Burg/Koules production starring NICK CANNON and CHRISTINA MILIAN, the romantic teen comedy Love Don't Cost A Thing. Directed by TROY BEYER from a screenplay by TROY BEYER and MICHAEL SWERDLICK, based upon the screenplay Can't Buy Me Love by MICHAEL SWERDLICK, the film also stars KENAN THOMPSON, KAL PENN and STEVE HARVEY. The producers are MARK BURG, REUBEN CANNON, ANDREW A. KOSOVE and BRODERICK JOHNSON. OREN KOULES is the executive producer, and NAVA LEVIN, KIRA DAVIS and STEVEN P. WEGNER are the co-producers. The director of photography is CHUCK COHEN; the production designer is CABOT McMULLEN; the editor is DAVID CODRON; the costume designers are CHRISTINE PETERS and JENNIFER MALLINI; the composer is RICHARD GIBBS; and the music supervisor is MICHAEL McQUARN. This film has been rated "PG-13" by the MPAA for "sexual content and sexual humor." Love Don't Cost A Thing will be distributed in North America on December 12, 2003 by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company. -- © Warner Bros. [More]

Starring: Nick Cannon, Christina Milian, Steve Harvey, Kenan Thompson

Starring: Nick Cannon, Christina Milian, Steve Harvey, Kenan Thompson, Kal Penn

Director: Troy Beyer

Director: Troy Beyer
Screenwriter: Troy Beyer, Michael Swerdlick
Producer: Mark Burg, Reuben Cannon, Andrew A. Kosove, Broderick Johnson
Composer: Richard Gibbs
Studio: Warner Bros.

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Clocking in at 105 minutes, Love Don't Cost a Thing drags for stretches.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
12/12/03
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

...sometimes nostalgia should remain unexplored.

Full Review Source: Sun Publications (Chicago, IL) | comment Comment
12/12/03
Josh Larsen
Josh Larsen
Sun Publications (Chicago, IL)

Predictable hijinks ensue between the mismatched couple en route to the sappily romantic fade-out.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
12/12/03
Timothy Knight
Timothy Knight
Reel.com

A charmless, Afro-centric spin on Can't Buy Me Love.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
12/12/03
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

Nothing more than a cynical attempt to dress a blah story in bling-bling fashion.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
12/12/03
Lisa Rose
Lisa Rose
Newark Star-Ledger

Where the original was slight but sweet, the remake is depressingly superficial and cynical.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
12/12/03
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

It involves stereotypical characters, amateurish filmmaking and a really shopworn story.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
12/12/03
Liz Braun
Liz Braun
Jam! Movies

As a romantic comedy, the movie misses an important transition: When exactly, during Alvin's transformation from loser to fatuous blowhard, does Paris fall for him?

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
12/12/03
Liam Lacey
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail

Most of us have seen this movie before, and seen it done better.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
12/12/03
Tom Long
Tom Long
Detroit News

Generic but harmless comedy.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
12/12/03
Terry Lawson
Terry Lawson
Detroit Free Press

This teen ugly-duckling comedy can't rise above the level of your average TV sitcom.

Full Review Source: Denver Post | comment Comment
12/12/03
Michael Booth
Michael Booth
Denver Post

It's still a simplistic teen morality play dressed in Sean John and spoken in hip-hop lingo.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
12/12/03
Tim Cogshell
Tim Cogshell
Boxoffice Magazine

Flat and witless and moves at the speed of a mid-tempo ballad.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
12/12/03
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

For the most part, the characters and situations are stock and cliched.

Full Review Source: Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN) | comment Comment
12/12/03
Bob Bloom
Bob Bloom
Journal and Courier (Lafayette, IN)

Shallow, fickle people doing stupid things... and those are the characters we’re supposed to be rooting for.

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment Comment
12/12/03
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

Love Don't Cost a Thing, an comedy inspired by the 1987 teen romance Can't Buy Me Love, demonstrates that things aren't always better the second time 'round.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
12/12/03
Guylaine Cadorette
Guylaine Cadorette
Hollywood.com

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Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
12/12/03
Hollywood.com

The production is a haphazard rendering of the original Michael Swerdlick script that's incapable of sticking to any one tone or character motivation long enough to give the viewer any reason to care about the outcome.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
12/12/03
Michael Rechtshaffen
Michael Rechtshaffen
Hollywood Reporter
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It's a sweet story with its heart in the right place, and that's saying something for a teen movie these days.

Full Review Source: Las Vegas Weekly | comment Comment
12/11/03
Josh Bell
Josh Bell
Las Vegas Weekly

A sexed-up Afterschool Special pretty much guaranteed to render audiences comatose.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
12/11/03
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
 
 
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