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The Love Guru (2008)

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Reviews Counted:159

Fresh:23

Rotten:136

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

Rated: 12A [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references.

Runtime: 90 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:01-08-2008

Synopsis: Love, hockey, and Indian spirituality come together in this film that marks Mike Myers's return to live-action comedy. THE LOVE GURU costars Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley.

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili, Ben Kingsley, Verne Troyer

Director: Marco Schnabel

Director: Marco Schnabel
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Paramount Pictures

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Pitka's character seems overly based on what's convenient for a given scene.

Full Review Source: Screen International | comment Comment
10/18/08
Brent Simon
Brent Simon
Screen International

Most jokes are centred around either genitalia or that Austin Powers-style of wink-nudge faux sexuality, which doesn't work at all with this character.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | comment Comment
08/01/08
Rich Cline
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
08/01/08
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

At one point Kingsley’s character makes his pupils duel with mops soaked in his own urine. If you think that’s funny, be my guest.

Full Review Source: This is London | comment Comment
08/01/08
Derek Malcolm
Derek Malcolm
This is London

Funny in fits and starts, though the fits are a little convulsive and the starts seldom come with a convincing ending or pay-off.

Full Review Source: Financial Times | comment Comment
08/01/08
Nigel Andrews
Nigel Andrews
Financial Times

The puerile levels to which it sinks make even Goldmember, the crudest of the Austin Powers movies, look like Brief Encounter.

Full Review Source: Sun Online | comment Comment
08/01/08
Sun Online

When not finding new names for willies, Myers – who also wrote the script – devotes the rest of the time to pitiful one-liners revolving around farting, snot and diarrhoea.

Full Review Source: Daily Mirror [UK] | comment Comment
08/01/08
Daily Mirror [UK]

No child under 12 should have to undergo it. The same, mind you, goes for anyone over 12. Verdict: You'll hate it.

Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | comment Comment
08/01/08
Christopher Tookey
Christopher Tookey
Daily Mail [UK]

Beneath the disguise there lurks the spirit of Austin Powers, whose love of double entendres and fart gags remains present and politically incorrect. Which is exactly where and why The Love Guru falls down.

Full Review Source: Total Film | comment Comment
08/01/08
Tony Horkins
Tony Horkins
Total Film

It seems the person in greatest need of a bit of self-help is Myers himself.

Full Review Source: Sky Movies | comment Comment
08/01/08
Tim Evans
Tim Evans
Sky Movies

This one may be best left to a trip to the video store.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies UK | comment Comment
08/01/08
Laura Burrows
Laura Burrows
IGN Movies UK

To describe this holistic-healing comedy as anything other than terrible would be gross dereliction of duty, but I'll make one concession: it's kind of meant to be.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph | comment Comment
08/01/08
Tim Robey
Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph
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Myers' shtick isn't for everyone, but I laughed. Looking around, however, I saw that my fellow critics were enjoying themselves as much as Gordon Brown on the beach at Southwold.

Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | comment 3 Comments
08/01/08
Peter Bradshaw
Peter Bradshaw
Guardian [UK]
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Myers has created in Pitka a character that’s sexually ambiguous, deeply neurotic and far more fascinating than the puerile script.

Full Review Source: Times [UK] | comment Comment
08/01/08
Kevin Maher
Kevin Maher
Times [UK]
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If you truly love yourself, do yourself a favour and avoid this spiritless comedy.

Full Review Source: Channel 4 Film | comment Comment
07/31/08
Stella Papamichael
Stella Papamichael
Channel 4 Film
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A film so numbingly unamusing that you seriously question whether you were mistaken to have ever found Myers funny.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
07/31/08
Dan Jolin
Dan Jolin
Empire Magazine
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They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Well ‘they’ obviously haven’t seen ‘The Love Guru’, an overgrown dirt-patch of clunking juvenilia.

Full Review Source: Time Out | comment Comment
07/31/08
David Jenkins
David Jenkins
Time Out
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Its only merit is that it comes in at under 90 minutes - no movie comedy should exceed this. But in truth it ought not to have come in at all.

Full Review Source: Teletext | comment Comment
07/31/08
Victor Olliver
Victor Olliver
Teletext

Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
07/31/08
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

The Love Guru contains a few clever touches but has trouble hanging together as a coherent comedy, let alone a coherent film.

Full Review Source: Washington Times | comment Comment
08/30/09
Sonny Bunch
Sonny Bunch
Washington Times
 
 
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