Maybe somebody decided the movie was already so convoluted and leaden that throwing in a few swooping, screeching valkyries could only help. They do not.
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10/17/08
Max Payne (2008)
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Reviews Counted:124
Fresh:22
Rotten:102
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: While it boasts some stylish action, Max Payne suffers severely from an illogical plot and overdirection.
Theatrical Release:14-11-2008
Synopsis: Rockstar Games' antihero Max Payne gets his own movie with this video game adaptation. Mark Wahlberg (THE DEPARTED) plays the titular cop who is still trying to get over the death of his family... [More]
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Beau Bridges, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges
Director: John Moore
Reviews for Max Payne
The moviegoers are passive hostages on a long ride they've taken so many times before. So gameboys are advised to man their PlayStations this weekend; action-movie fans in search of red meat can wait for the inevitably more graphic DVD version.
10/17/08
Top CriticA movie that cares much more for poetic choreography in explosive gunfights than gaping lapses of logic in a flimsy crime narrative.
10/17/08
There are several old adages actors should follow when considering a film role: never work with children, cute barnyard animals or do movie adaptations of video games.
10/17/08
Max just drags on as it drags you down. If you stay and watch the endless end credits, there's a short scene that hints a sequel is coming. That's what I call real pain.
10/17/08
Maybe fans of the game will be okay with the cinematic adaptation but for those who aren't new to Max and his world, this isn't an impressive introduction. Clunky action, chaotic plotting, and embarrassing dialogue are not ways to impress newcomers.
10/17/08
Mark Wahlberg, who has proved himself a very capable actor, seems to have nominated himself for the Russell Crowe Lack of Charisma Award, and is running a pretty convincing campaign.
10/17/08
A weak little sister to Sin City.
10/17/08
No amount of generosity could excuse the levels of ineptitude on display here.
10/17/08
Dark, moody, extremely twisted and hard to enjoy on any level.
10/17/08
Miserable, in every sense of the word.
10/17/08
Top CriticDirector John Moore pays homage to the video game by pushing the slo-mo button during action sequences in a fashion that would make John Woo weep tears of sorrow. He's not the only one.
10/17/08
It's stylishly directed by John Moore, and his actors don't embarrass themselves, despite the iffy premise.
10/17/08
Let's hope next time they get a literate script, an engaging plot, a better-suited supporting cast and a more restrained director.
10/17/08
Max Payne, game or movie, has precious little to say.
10/17/08
The movie is a series of glum interrogation scenes that lead nowhere special, with a not-quite-sci-fi urban murkiness that makes it look like someone was trying to shoot Blade Runner in Cleveland.
10/17/08
Painful to watch, but it's nothing an aspirin can't fix. Might as well save yourself the headache, though.
10/17/08
Max Payne may be the worst movie of the year. The "may be" qualifier is only because the year isn't over yet.
10/17/08
The few thrills it does have are outweighed by its rather dumb plotting and an overly familiar sense of style.
10/17/08
Give 'Max Payne' the modest credit it deserves. It's a gloriously dumb, over-the-top slice of convoluted pulp fiction, and far more entertaining than I would have expected.
10/17/08
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