2/4

It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!

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07/22/08

N/A

A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.

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05/29/08

1/5

Besides the few chuckles I had, the movie was just dreadfully bad.

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05/24/08

0/5

everybody should be ashamed

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04/09/08

.5/4

This is supposed to be a spoof of '300.' But 'Meet the Spartans' isn't a satire of anything. It's just a bunch of body-function-based skits that randomly feature scenes from movies and television shows %u2013 and not a single one of them is laugh-inducing

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02/24/08

1/5

...couldn't get a laugh from a hyena.

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02/05/08

1/5

Meet the Spartans can't even get its fart jokes right. How incredibly sad is that?

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02/04/08

N/A

One of the most painfully bad comedies I've ever had to endure, and I've seen the collected works of Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Ice Cube AND Cedric the Entertainer

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02/04/08

0/5

To devote an entire feature film to making fun of another film's universally acknowledged gay subtext seems to me good cause for said filmmakers to have a sit-down with their muse, because somebody's been sleeping on the job.

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02/01/08

C+

The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

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01/30/08

N/A

This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

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01/30/08

0/5

It's rare that a movie makes me ill these days, and it's rare that I can see a movie and hate the people behind it with such abhorrence, but "Meet the Spartans" rises to the challenge...

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01/30/08

F

When the comedy revolution comes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will be the first ones shot.

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01/30/08

.5/5

Messrs. Friedberg and Seltzer make their annual locust-like descent on theaters leaving a trail of ruthlessly murdered brain cells in their wake.

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01/30/08

N/A

I'm moving to Europe.

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01/29/08

.5/5

Inane comedies can be fun when done well, but bad inane comedies are simply embarrassing. You feel pity for the actors making fools of themselves, and flabbergasted that a studio probably passed on making so many other more worthy projects instead.

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01/28/08

1/4

The musical number that runs during the closing credits is funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.

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01/28/08

F

It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.

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01/28/08

1.5/4

It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.

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