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New York Minute (2004)

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Reviews Counted:114

Fresh:14

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.5/10

Consensus: Feels more like a calculated product designed to expand the Olsens' brand than an actual movie. Also, it contains ethnic stereotyping and sexual innuendo.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for mild sensuality and thematic elements

Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:30-07-2004

Synopsis: Today is the biggest day in the super-organized life of uptight overachiever Jane Ryan (ASHLEY OLSEN). She's due to give a major speech at Columbia University for a competition to win a... Today is the biggest day in the super-organized life of uptight overachiever Jane Ryan (ASHLEY OLSEN). She's due to give a major speech at Columbia University for a competition to win a prestigious scholarship to Oxford University. Meanwhile, her rebellious sister Roxy (MARY-KATE OLSEN) is planning to ditch school and go backstage at a Simple Plan music video shoot in Manhattan, where she'll slip her demo tape to the band's A & R team. Despite having so little in common and so much emotional distance between them, the adversarial sisters reluctantly journey together to the Big Apple, but their plans go wildly awry when a mix-up involving Jane's all-important dayplanner lands them in the middle of a shady black market music piracy scheme. Sidetracked, sideswiped and hotly pursued from Chinatown to Harlem by whacked-out truancy officer (EUGENE LEVY) and a wannabe gangster (ANDY RICHTER), Jane and Roxy reluctantly join forces and find unexpected romance with a charming Senator's son (JARED PADALECKI) and a handsome bike messenger (RILEY SMITH). If Jane doesn't recover her dayplanner - and the crucial speech inside it - she can kiss her college scholarship goodbye. If Lomax finally catches up with Roxy, she'll be drummed out of high school for good. Roxy and Jane seem to have everything going against them…but anything can change in a New York Minute! Joining the cast of the New York Minute cast are DARRELL HAMMOND (Saturday Night Live) as a business executive with bad luck; ANDREA MARTIN (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) as an influential senator; MARY BOND DAVIS (Broadway's Hairspray) as a beautician with a bag of blinged-out tricks; radio personality DR. DREW PINSKY (Loveline) making his feature film debut as Roxy and Jane's dad; and JACK OSBOURNE (The Osbournes), in his feature film debut as Roxy's band manager. [More]

Starring: Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Eugene Levy, Riley Smith

Starring: Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Eugene Levy, Riley Smith, Jared Padalecki, Andy Richter, Darrell Hammond, Andrea Martin, Jack Osbourne, Dr. Drew, Mary Bond Davis

Director: Dennie Gordon

Director: Dennie Gordon
Screenwriter: Emily Fox, Adam Cooper, William Collage
Producer: Denise DiNovi, Robert Thorne, Christine Sacani, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Warner Bros.

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A hectic, overcooked sugar rush of a movie.

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07/20/04
Neil Smith
Neil Smith
BBC
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Separately the characters are annoying; together it's unnervingly like watching one actress playing twins.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
07/30/04
Angie Errigo
Angie Errigo
Empire Magazine
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N/R

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06/24/06
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Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
08/07/04
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

The further you are from being a teenage girl, the less likely this movie is going to appeal to you.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
05/07/04
Mike DeWolfe
Mike DeWolfe
Apollo Guide

Uncle Jesse and Joey must have been too busy to make appearances. Lucky them.

Full Review Source: Arizona Daily Star | comment Comment
05/07/04
Phil Villarreal
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

It's generally good policy to be wary of entertainers who are more famous for their product lines than actually performing.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
05/06/04
Bill Muller
Bill Muller
Arizona Republic

So strictly amateur-hour that it could end up as a camp classic.

Full Review Source: Atlanta Journal-Constitution | comment Comment
05/06/04
Melinda Ennis
Melinda Ennis
Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | comment Comment
05/09/04
Marrit Ingman
Marrit Ingman
Austin Chronicle

For those not part of the Olsen industrial complex, New York Minute often feels creepy and lecherous, like it was made by a family 'uncle.'

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
05/07/04
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
N/R

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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
05/08/04
Boston Phoenix
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...the Olsens crassly demonstrate that the quickest way for young women to dress for success is to wear as little as possible.

Full Review Source: Boulder Weekly | comment Comment
05/14/04
Thomas Delapa
Thomas Delapa
Boulder Weekly

After a brisk opening half-hour, New York Minute's promising start devolves into a parade of chase and slapstick bits you've seen a dozen times before.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
05/07/04
Paul Clinton (Boxoffice)
Paul Clinton (Boxoffice)
Boxoffice Magazine

A textbook example of a film created as a 'vehicle' but without any ideas about where the vehicle should go.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
05/07/04
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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The sense of calculation is overwhelming, down to the loose threads on Roxy's Metallica T-shirt.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
05/06/04
Mark Caro
Mark Caro
Chicago Tribune

The cast is cute and the action is colorful, but the comedy isn't as captivating as it sets out to be.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
05/06/04
David Sterritt
David Sterritt
Christian Science Monitor

Most viewers will likely be checking their watches, probably wishing this Minute were gone in 60 seconds.

Full Review Source: Christianity Today | comment Comment
11/02/06
Mary Lasse
Mary Lasse
Christianity Today
N/R

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Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | comment Comment
04/29/09
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Esta atrocidade poderia representar um embaraço para todos os envolvidos, caso estes tivessem algum senso de ridículo – o que, a julgar por este longa, não parece ser o caso.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | comment Comment
07/19/04
Pablo Villaca
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off re-enacted by over-sensualized, underage spider-monkeys.

Full Review Source: CinemaBlend.com | comment Comment
05/05/04
Joshua Tyler
Joshua Tyler
CinemaBlend.com
 
 
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