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New York Minute (2004)

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Reviews Counted:114

Fresh:14

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.5/10

Consensus: Feels more like a calculated product designed to expand the Olsens' brand than an actual movie. Also, it contains ethnic stereotyping and sexual innuendo.

Rated: PG [See Full Rating] for mild sensuality and thematic elements

Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:30-07-2004

Synopsis: Today is the biggest day in the super-organized life of uptight overachiever Jane Ryan (ASHLEY OLSEN). She's due to give a major speech at Columbia University for a competition to win a... Today is the biggest day in the super-organized life of uptight overachiever Jane Ryan (ASHLEY OLSEN). She's due to give a major speech at Columbia University for a competition to win a prestigious scholarship to Oxford University. Meanwhile, her rebellious sister Roxy (MARY-KATE OLSEN) is planning to ditch school and go backstage at a Simple Plan music video shoot in Manhattan, where she'll slip her demo tape to the band's A & R team. Despite having so little in common and so much emotional distance between them, the adversarial sisters reluctantly journey together to the Big Apple, but their plans go wildly awry when a mix-up involving Jane's all-important dayplanner lands them in the middle of a shady black market music piracy scheme. Sidetracked, sideswiped and hotly pursued from Chinatown to Harlem by whacked-out truancy officer (EUGENE LEVY) and a wannabe gangster (ANDY RICHTER), Jane and Roxy reluctantly join forces and find unexpected romance with a charming Senator's son (JARED PADALECKI) and a handsome bike messenger (RILEY SMITH). If Jane doesn't recover her dayplanner - and the crucial speech inside it - she can kiss her college scholarship goodbye. If Lomax finally catches up with Roxy, she'll be drummed out of high school for good. Roxy and Jane seem to have everything going against them…but anything can change in a New York Minute! Joining the cast of the New York Minute cast are DARRELL HAMMOND (Saturday Night Live) as a business executive with bad luck; ANDREA MARTIN (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) as an influential senator; MARY BOND DAVIS (Broadway's Hairspray) as a beautician with a bag of blinged-out tricks; radio personality DR. DREW PINSKY (Loveline) making his feature film debut as Roxy and Jane's dad; and JACK OSBOURNE (The Osbournes), in his feature film debut as Roxy's band manager. [More]

Starring: Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Eugene Levy, Riley Smith

Starring: Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Eugene Levy, Riley Smith, Jared Padalecki, Andy Richter, Darrell Hammond, Andrea Martin, Jack Osbourne, Dr. Drew, Mary Bond Davis

Director: Dennie Gordon

Director: Dennie Gordon
Screenwriter: Emily Fox, Adam Cooper, William Collage
Producer: Denise DiNovi, Robert Thorne, Christine Sacani, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Warner Bros.

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Full Review Source: St. Louis Post-Dispatch | comment Comment
05/08/04
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Ikkkkkkkkkkk!

Full Review Source: Greenwich Village Gazette | comment Comment
05/08/04
Eric Lurio
Eric Lurio
Greenwich Village Gazette

Overly broad and silly at times.

Full Review Source: Dallas Observer | comment Comment
05/08/04
Jean Oppenheimer
Jean Oppenheimer
Dallas Observer

The further you are from being a teenage girl, the less likely this movie is going to appeal to you.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
05/07/04
Mike DeWolfe
Mike DeWolfe
Apollo Guide

The weakest part of New York Minute turns out to be the Olsen Twins themselves.

Full Review Source: FilmStew.com | comment Comment
05/07/04
Anthony D'Alessandro
Anthony D'Alessandro
FilmStew.com

To say that New York Minute is a vehicle for the Olsen sisters is perhaps a slight to four-wheeled conveyances of all kinds.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
05/07/04
Susan Walker
Susan Walker
Toronto Star

Gordon keeps the pace brisk, and between makeovers and pratfalls, the girls deliver an easy-to-swallow dose of girl power.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
05/07/04
Lauren Kane
Lauren Kane
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Even when it feels forced, the Olsen twins' appeal -- I freely admit -- remains a two-for-one bargain.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | comment 1 Comment
05/07/04
Ted Fry
Ted Fry
Seattle Times

Falls somewhere between a home video and a full-blown movie.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
05/07/04
Ruthe Stein
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle

Veteran observers of the small and famous may watch Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in New York Minute, and think: Pia Zadora, even smaller, but doubled.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
05/07/04
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

The surprise is that it's the kind of larky entertainment that can make adults feel younger, rather than older, which is the effect that most films for teens have on their elders.

Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | comment Comment
05/07/04
Joe Baltake
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee

I would rather watch these girls charm their way into Oxford and play a David Bowie cover (good taste, Mary-Kate) than Britney dealing with her pregnant friend's miscarriage in Crossroads.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
05/07/04
Kim Morgan
Kim Morgan
Reel.com

The Olsen girls were produced in Burbank, Calif.'s cute-kid laboratories for Full House, have since made more than 40 movies and TV shows. They appear grimly determined to be cute co-stars until their 2055 version of The Sunshine Girls.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News | comment Comment
05/07/04
Gary Thompson
Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News

If there was any doubt that this Olsen twins vehicle would be targeted directly at the dirty old men of the Internet who know just how many days remain before the gals turn 18, it evaporates minutes into the flick.

Full Review Source: Orlando Weekly | comment Comment
05/07/04
Steve Schneider
Steve Schneider
Orlando Weekly

Pure pablum and tiresome in the bargain.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
05/07/04
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

Oh, yes, New York belongs to the Olsen twins, not vice versa. There's enough self-love to fuel a Streisand film.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
05/07/04
M.E. Russell
M.E. Russell
Oregonian

The story is supposed to be about the twins' adventures in Manhattan. Mostly it's an excuse for the two to visit different neighborhoods and the script to drag in every stereotype the writers can think of.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
05/07/04
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

In trying to straddle both the grown-up and kiddie worlds with this inappropriately sexualized effort ... the Olsens have lost their footing.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
05/07/04
Megan Lehmann
Megan Lehmann
New York Post

Carefully designed for maximum blandness.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
05/07/04
Jami Bernard
Jami Bernard
New York Daily News

The only thing missing is a laugh track.

Full Review Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | comment Comment
05/07/04
Duane Dudek
Duane Dudek
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
 
 
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