RottenTomatoes.com
Log In | Register | What is RT?
Found a Bug? Squash It! Report Bugs Here
  • Home
  • Movies
  • DVD
  • Celebrities
  • News
  • Critics
  • Trailers & Pictures
  • CommunityBeta
  • Box Office
  • | Best Of
  • | Certified Fresh
  • | Showtimes
RT Search Powered by Google
help icon Enhanced RT
searches on Google
Click here to turn on enhanced search results from RT on your Google searches.
 
Movies / On DVD / On_Line
On_Line

Rate this Movie Help Icon

  • Write a Review
  • Read Reviews
  • Add to List
  • Buy Poster External Icon
  • Visit Official Site External Icon
Bookmark and Share

On_Line (2002)

  • T-Meter Critics
  • Top Critics
  • RT Community
  • My Critics
  • My Friends
  • DVD
38 %
Tomatometer
Template ImageTemplate Image

How does the Tomatometer work Help Icon

Reviews Counted:39

Fresh:15

Rotten:24

Average Rating:4.6/10

Runtime: 86 mins

Genre: Dramas

Synopsis: Set in Manhattan's cybersex industry, "On_Line" at first appears to be about people getting off without ever touching (if you've never done it you'll learn, from one explosively directed sequence,... Set in Manhattan's cybersex industry, "On_Line" at first appears to be about people getting off without ever touching (if you've never done it you'll learn, from one explosively directed sequence, precisely how such a thing might happen). But the film, directed by Jed Weintrob – a digital junkie from the early days of interactive entertainment – has a lot more on its mind than just sex. John Roth (Josh Hamilton) runs a live erotic Website called Intercon-X. Though profitable, the site, which he owns with his roommate Moe (Harold Perrineau), keeps John at home in a state of perpetual frustration. We get the sense that John likes living this way: he works between shots of peppermint schnapps and webcam diary entries in which he pines for his ex-fiancée. Built around revealing and often funny streaming video sessions with net-izens like "man-on-man" host Al Fleming (John Fleck), Internet fantasy girl Jordan Nash (Vanessa Ferlito), self-destructive artist Moira Ingalls (Isabel Gillies) and Ohio innocent Ed Simone (Eric Millegan), "On_Line" uses a groundbreaking mix of new technology and romantic narrative to tell a classic New York story. [More]

Starring: Josh Hamilton, Harold Perrineau, Vanessa Ferlito, Isabel Gillies

Starring: Josh Hamilton, Harold Perrineau, Vanessa Ferlito, Isabel Gillies, John Fleck, Eric Millegan, Liz Owens

Director: Jed Weintrob

Director: Jed Weintrob
Screenwriter: Andrew Osborne, Jed Weintrob
Producer: Tanya Selvaratnam, Adam Brightman
Composer: Roger Neill
Studio: Indican Pictures

[See More Credits]

  • Trailers
  • Pictures
1 - 5 of 7

See More Movie Trailers & Pictures

Reviews for On_Line

  • T-Meter Critics
  • Top Critics
  • RT Community
  • My Critics
  • My Friends
  • DVD
 
 
1 - 20 (sorted by critic A-Z; UK critics are listed first)
Text View | 1 2 >> >|
Arrange By:Fresh | Rotten | Comments | Name | Source | Date
 
 

Actually admits that human beings think about sex. A lot.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | comment Comment
06/27/03
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

...a savvy, shrewd commentary on the listless self-absorption of modern computer cocooners.

Full Review Source: SPLICEDWire | comment Comment
06/27/03
Rob Blackwelder
Rob Blackwelder
SPLICEDWire

With a fearlessness for being honest, the situations the characters find themselves in are embarrassing and laugh-out-loud funny.

Full Review Source: Movie Views | comment Comment
03/28/04
Ryan Cracknell
Ryan Cracknell
Movie Views

It does a good job of portraying the day-to-day life of these online obsessives, but we realize eventually that they are more interesting because they are online.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
07/11/03
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
Top Critic Icon Top Critic

If you like scenes of characters sticking hands down their pants, this is the film for you.

Full Review Source: Chicago Tribune | comment Comment
07/10/03
Robert K. Elder
Robert K. Elder
Chicago Tribune

At its heart, On_Line is just an old-fashioned movie about people, relationships and making connections in an isolated world. And in this sense, the movie is very successful.

Full Review Source: Premiere Magazine | comment Comment
07/01/03
Laine Ewen
Laine Ewen
Premiere Magazine

Structurally innovative, if not terribly insightful, look at sex in the digital age.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
06/27/03
Ken Fox
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

A triumph of formula over substance.

Full Review Source: L.A. Weekly | comment Comment
06/27/03
Ernest Hardy
Ernest Hardy
L.A. Weekly

Watching On_Line is a dispiriting experience that leaves you with a nagging 'Is that all there is?' feeling about sex in general.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
06/27/03
Stephen Holden
Stephen Holden
New York Times
Top Critic Icon Top Critic

A pleasant, small comedy that will have you smiling.

Full Review Source: PopcornQ | comment Comment
07/03/03
Brandon Judell
Brandon Judell
PopcornQ

If On_Line fails as a narrative, at least it can purport to be the first movie showing foreplay-to-climax sex chat masturbation sequences.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
06/26/03
Jeremiah Kipp
Jeremiah Kipp
Filmcritic.com

It's really just about a bunch of pathetic losers whiling away the hours with their hands jammed down their pants.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
06/26/03
Megan Lehmann
Megan Lehmann
New York Post

What lingers here is great sadness for a lost Atari generation.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
06/26/03
Donald J. Levit
Donald J. Levit
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

The movie epitomizes the problems inherent in attempting to depict new (and constantly morphing) media -- the inevitable obsolescence, the intangible particularities that resist or get lost in translation.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
06/24/03
Dennis Lim
Dennis Lim
Village Voice

While On Line pretends to be about cyber sex ... it's really about sitcom situations and cyber-schmaltz.

Full Review Source: San Jose Mercury News | comment Comment
06/27/03
Glenn Lovell
Glenn Lovell
San Jose Mercury News

Although far-fetched at times, On Line gives us likable enough characters and several laugh out loud moments. Director Jed Weintrob has a distinct visual flair.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
05/08/04
Brian Mckay
Brian Mckay
eFilmCritic.com

The raw sexuality sometimes clangs loudly against the glib comedy, but by the end On_Line makes you love it.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
12/08/02
Tim Merrill
Tim Merrill
Film Threat

The youthful cast is lively enough to make the enterprise almost work, presenting a time capsule of cyber- communication that should be more interesting 20 years from now.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
09/11/03
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press

Amateurish drivel, which is headed for Skinemax in a hurry.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
10/03/03
Bill Muller
Bill Muller
Arizona Republic

It makes you wonder, is there is a market for soft-porn movies for lonely geeks? Isn't that what computers are for in the first place?

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
06/27/03
C.W. Nevius
C.W. Nevius
San Francisco Chronicle
 
 
1 - 20 (sorted by critic A-Z; UK critics are listed first)
Text View | 1 2 >> >|
See All

More DVDs

Top Rentals
Tomatometer Percentage Movie
36% 36% Angels & Demons
25% 25% Four Christmases
68% 68% Funny People
95% 95% Star Trek
14% 14% The Ugly Truth

More Rentals…

New On DVD This Week
Tomatometer Percentage Movie
32% 32% Terminator Salvation
44% 44% Night at the Museum: B…
86% 86% A Christmas Tale
60% 60% Paper Heart

More New Releases…

What’s Hot On RT

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

5 facts straight from the cast.

Disney Animation

Disney Animation

We chart the studio's classics.

Avatar

Avatar

An exclusive look at the human hardware.

Eric Bana

Eric Bana

The Star Trek star talks cars with RT.

Other News

  • Top Stories
  • Popular
  • Interviews
 
 

Comments

 
 
Top Stories
Headlines Comments
  
  • Spielberg Hops Away from Harvey Source: Variety
21
  • Tarantino Could Have Directed Green Lantern Source: MTV
24
  • Will Duvall be Gilliam's Don Quixote? Source: Collider.com
26
  • No Hobbit Until 2012? Source: The Wrap
22
  • Don't Hold Your Breath for Hancock 2 Source: HitFix
42
  • Peter Berg Talks Battleship Source: CHUD
2
  • Summit Ponders Twilight Finale Source: Variety
159
  • First Look at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Source: USA Today
56
  • Jeremy Renner Talks Hawkeye Possibilities Source: Superhero Hype
14
  • Todd Phillips Talks The Hangover 2 Source: Entertainment Weekly
18
Popular
Headlines Comments
  
  • Total Recall: Natalie Portman's Best Movies
69
  • Five Favorite Films with Jason Reitman
48
  • Critics Consensus: Everybody's Fine Is Just OK
48
  • 10 Horrifically Profitable Films
45
  • Box Office Guru Wrapup: Vampires and Football Break Thanksgiving Records
42
  • Five Favorite Films with Jesse Ventura
40
  • Sundance 2010: RT's 10 Most Anticipated Movies
35
  • Weekly Ketchup: Tron Team to Remake The Black Hole
30
  • Awards Tour: National Board of Review Winners List!
26
  • RT on DVD & Blu-Ray: Terminator Salvation and a Smithsonian Battle
22
Interviews
Headlines Comments
  
  • Director Ruben Fleischer Talks Zombieland
2
  • "I Don't Hate Women": Lars von Trier on Antichrist
17
  • Eric Bana talks Love the Beast - RT Interview
12
  • Fight Club Sound Designer Reflects on Film's 10th Anniversary
22
  • James Schamus talks Taking Woodstock - RT Interview
8
  • John Hurt Talks Harry Potter, Quentin Crisp and Alien - The RT Interview
15
  • Terry Gilliam Talks Doctor Parnassus
22
  • Wes Anderson Talks Fantastic Mr. Fox - RT Interview
9
  • Wolverine Creator Len Wein Talks About the Film
28
  • Gavin Hood Talks Wolverine; Possible Sequel
28
 
 

Sponsored Links

Around The Network

  • On_Line at Rotten Tomatoes
  • On_Line at AskMen

Fresh Links

Featured
RT on YouTube
RT on YouTube External Link

Subscribe to RT's YouTube channel and don't miss a second of our cracking video content.

RT on Twitter
RT on Twitter External Link

Follow Rotten Tomatoes and join us as we tweet about the week's releases.

 
 
About| Site Map| Help| RT To Go| Contact Us| Critics Submission| Linking to RT| Licensing| Movie List| Celebs List| Newsletter
IGN Logo

IGN.com | GameSpy | Comrade | Arena | FilePlanet | GameSpy Technology
TeamXbox | Planets | Vaults | VE3D | CheatsCodesGuides | GameStats | GamerMetrics
AskMen.com | Rotten Tomatoes | Direct2Drive | Green Pixels


By continuing past this page, and by the continued use of this site, you agree to be bound by and abide by the User Agreement.
Copyright 1998-2009, IGN Entertainment, Inc. About IGN | Support | Advertise | Privacy Policy | User Agreement | Subscribe to RT's XML feed! IGN RSS Feeds
IGN's enterprise databases running Oracle, SQL and MySQL are professionally monitored and managed by Pythian Remote DBA
Certain product data ©1995-present Muze, Inc. For personal use only. All rights reserved.