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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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Fails on both an emotional and comedic level.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
06/25/05
Anna Smith
Anna Smith
Empire Magazine
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The film doesn't succeed on any level.

Full Review Source: FilmFocus | comment Comment
07/05/05
Dan Chant
Dan Chant
FilmFocus

Basically, this is Big Vin’s Kindergarten Cop and your enjoyment of it will depend on just how much of a Vin fan you are.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
05/26/05
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

Abysmal.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
04/19/05
Paul Arendt
Paul Arendt
BBC
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For what it is--lazily written fluff--the film's extremely entertaining.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | comment Comment
03/24/05
Rich Cline
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Well there's 91 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | comment 1 Comment
03/03/05
Jeff Otto
Jeff Otto
IGN Movies

The Pacifier provides passable, albeit predictable, family fare sure to please the kids without forcing their adult counterparts to whine like babies.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
03/04/05
E! Online
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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
03/12/05
Boston Phoenix

Blah comedy.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
03/04/05
Amy Biancolli
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle

The easily entertained may be mollified by this unimaginative variation on Kindergarten Cop, but anyone expecting more than formulaic pabulum will feel a temper tantrum coming on long before the film makes its way to the predictably happy ending.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
03/04/05
Angel Cohn
Angel Cohn
TV Guide's Movie Guide

As stinky as the diapers star Vin Diesel constantly keeps sticking his hands in.

Full Review Source: Sympatico.ca | comment Comment
03/04/05
Angela Baldassarre
Angela Baldassarre
Sympatico.ca

I realize this is The Pacifier and not Vera Drake, but how this film strains credulity smacks of contempt for a paying audience

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
07/04/05
Bill Chambers
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central

Pacifiers are made to appease toddlers, but for the movie version, even that may be a stretch.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
03/04/05
Bill Muller
Bill Muller
Arizona Republic

Pacifying, not exciting, is this movie's unalterable mission.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
03/04/05
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

Will sate teens and younger audiences and at least not shame their accompanying guardians.

Full Review Source: Now Playing Magazine | comment Comment
03/03/05
Brent Simon
Brent Simon
Now Playing Magazine

Maybe it’s a good thing the film is nearly a complete wreck, because it does provide a strong reminder just how much care and effort went into Kindergarten Cop.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
03/03/05
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

The good news is that the film accelerates just when Vin Diesel’s acting ability starts to wane.

Full Review Source: Spectrum (St. George, Utah) | comment Comment
06/07/05
Bruce Bennett
Bruce Bennett
Spectrum (St. George, Utah)

A formulaic Disney comedy.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
03/04/05
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

Vin Diesel has a lot of charm and he's not worried about looking foolish (which is a good thing because he looks foolish a lot).

Full Review Source: TheMovieChicks.com | comment Comment
03/08/05
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

You can see the fingerprints of lots of other projects on The Pacifier, so the surprise is that the movie is as sweet and endearing as it is.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
03/03/05
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press
 
 
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