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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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Basically, this is Big Vin’s Kindergarten Cop and your enjoyment of it will depend on just how much of a Vin fan you are.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
05/26/05
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
ViewLondon

For what it is--lazily written fluff--the film's extremely entertaining.

Full Review Source: Shadows on the Wall | comment Comment
03/24/05
Rich Cline
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Fails on both an emotional and comedic level.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
06/25/05
Anna Smith
Anna Smith
Empire Magazine
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The film doesn't succeed on any level.

Full Review Source: FilmFocus | comment Comment
07/05/05
Dan Chant
Dan Chant
FilmFocus

Abysmal.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
04/19/05
Paul Arendt
Paul Arendt
BBC
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The Pacifier provides passable, albeit predictable, family fare sure to please the kids without forcing their adult counterparts to whine like babies.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
03/04/05
E! Online

You can see the fingerprints of lots of other projects on The Pacifier, so the surprise is that the movie is as sweet and endearing as it is.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
03/03/05
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

A shrewd attempt to humanize Vin Diesel, who has been floundering in bloated action blockbusters.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
03/11/05
Daniel Eagan
Daniel Eagan
Film Journal International

...perfect for less-discriminating viewers, and those who just want a 98-minute respite from using their brain.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
06/18/05
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

The Pacifier is really hilarious and one of my favorite films so far this year.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
03/13/05
Diana Saenger
Diana Saenger
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

Vin Diesel reports to diaper duty in the charmingly dippy Disney flick The Pacifier. Diesel’s willingness to appear foolish lends this movie its offbeat appeal

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | comment Comment
03/05/05
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Is Vin Diesel stiff and one-note? Yes, but comedy is about reactions. What’s funny is the kids reacting to him, not his hammy antics.

Full Review Source: About.com | comment Comment
03/03/05
Fred Topel
Fred Topel
About.com

This moderately amusing family comedy is one of those movies that is better if you don't think about it.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
03/03/05
Jeff Strickler
Jeff Strickler
Minneapolis Star Tribune

Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids.

Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment Comment
05/13/05
Jim Schembri
Jim Schembri
Sydney Morning Herald

a nice, safe family film

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | comment Comment
07/22/05
Kevin Carr
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
03/04/05
Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
03/04/05
Kit Bowen
Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com

Moms, dads and anyone else who's nurtured children in the 21st century [will] revel in the catharsis.

Full Review Source: Orlando Weekly | comment Comment
03/03/05
Lindy T. Shepherd
Lindy T. Shepherd
Orlando Weekly

Silly as it is, the Disney formula remains viable because it still works

Full Review Source: Atlantic City Weekly | comment Comment
03/10/05
Lori Hoffman
Lori Hoffman
Atlantic City Weekly

A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
03/04/05
Louis B. Hobson
Louis B. Hobson
Jam! Movies
 
 
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