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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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Diesel seems to talk at half-speed most of the time, and doesn't exactly have a natural comic sensibility, but he works hard with a cast of great kids.

Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment Comment
05/13/05
Jim Schembri
Jim Schembri
Sydney Morning Herald

Jamais pensei que diria algo assim, mas confesso que, pela primeira vez na vida, senti saudades de Hulk Hogan. Pelo menos ele tem um bigode engraçado.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | comment Comment
05/13/05
Pablo Villaca
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Sheer boredom, unless you're under the age of 7.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | comment Comment
05/10/05
Michael Dequina
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

Come and enjoy Vin Diesel as you have never seen him before.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Spectrum | comment Comment
04/14/05
Vince Koehler
Vince Koehler
Entertainment Spectrum

Diesel has fun puncturing his movie persona in The Pacifier. If only this film weren’t so dopey.

Full Review Source: Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema | comment Comment
04/13/05
Mark Pfeiffer
Mark Pfeiffer
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema

Rarely are films produced without an ounce of motivation or purpose, yet The Pacifier was green-lit by one of the world’s largest corporations apparently without anyone realizing that nothing in it makes a lick of sense.

Full Review Source: Zertinet Movies | comment Comment
03/23/05
Steven Snyder
Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies

Oh, Vin Diesel, whither your career?

Full Review Source: KWQC-TV (Iowa) | comment Comment
03/15/05
Linda Cook
Linda Cook
KWQC-TV (Iowa)

The Pacifier is really hilarious and one of my favorite films so far this year.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
03/13/05
Diana Saenger
Diana Saenger
ReelTalk Movie Reviews
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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
03/12/05
Boston Phoenix

As new kids movie star Ice Cube takes over Vin Diesel's XXX role, the once promising star of the Riddick franchise here descends into a horrific holding pattern.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
03/11/05
Cynthia Fuchs
Cynthia Fuchs
PopMatters

A shrewd attempt to humanize Vin Diesel, who has been floundering in bloated action blockbusters.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
03/11/05
Daniel Eagan
Daniel Eagan
Film Journal International

...as an adult I really need more than a few "poopie diaper" jokes to keep me in my theater seat and generate big laughs.

Full Review Source: Talking Pictures (U.S.) | comment Comment
03/10/05
Tony Toscano
Tony Toscano
Talking Pictures (U.S.)

There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.

Full Review Source: Rolling Stone | comment Comment
03/10/05
Peter Travers
Peter Travers
Rolling Stone

It piles on gags about dirty diapers and other ill-timed bodily functions.

Full Review Source: Denton Record Chronicle (TX) | comment Comment
03/10/05
Todd Jorgenson
Todd Jorgenson
Denton Record Chronicle (TX)

Silly as it is, the Disney formula remains viable because it still works

Full Review Source: Atlantic City Weekly | comment Comment
03/10/05
Lori Hoffman
Lori Hoffman
Atlantic City Weekly

Diesel seems more comfortable barking orders than maneuvering through the nuances of funny business.

Full Review Source: San Antonio Express-News | comment Comment
03/10/05
Larry Ratliff
Larry Ratliff
San Antonio Express-News

Tommy Lee Jones and five cheerleaders; Vin Diesel and five toddlers. What’s next? Harrison Ford and five crazy out of control nursing home patients?

Full Review Source: FilmStew.com | comment Comment
03/09/05
Todd Gilchrist
Todd Gilchrist
FilmStew.com

[An] unintentional fascist satire.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
03/09/05
Laura Sinagra
Laura Sinagra
Village Voice

A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
03/09/05
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

The Pacifier marks Vin Diesel's official descent into oblivion.

Full Review Source: EricDSnider.com | comment Comment
03/08/05
Eric D. Snider
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
 
 
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