Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.
The Pacifier (2005)
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Reviews Counted:126
Fresh:26
Rotten:100
Average Rating:3.7/10
Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.
Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins
Genre: Childrens
Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]
Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane
Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow
Director: Adam Shankman
Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures
Reviews for The Pacifier
[Diesel's] funnier here than he was in The Chronicles of Riddick, and that one wasn't even billed as a comedy.
The concept that sort of worked for Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes a cringe-inducing misfire for Vin Diesel in this sloppy mess of a family film that's neither cute nor funny.
When you look like a billiard ball and prefer to growl your lines while lobbing a glance that says, 'It would delight me to kill you,' it's hard to mix and match with the sweetie-pie kids of The Pacifier.
Vin Diesel, I used to love you ... but The Pacifier is making my job a lot harder.
An unnecessarily morbid premise that sits uneasily with the slapstick comedy that follows.
The director of Bringing Down the House and the writer and co-creator of Reno 911! fail to find anything funny outside of the diaper pail.
Making the audience wish they were seeing an old Hulk Hogan movie is simply sad.
Makes last week's cinematic exploration of surrogate parenthood by an authority figure — Man of the House, with Tommy Lee Jones -- look like a Billy Wilder comedy in comparison.
The Pacifier isn't going to redefine kids' films, but it's far less painful than what it could have been.
Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.
A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.
Laid out in such a rote manner that to call it by-the- numbers would be an insult to numbers.
Though [Diesel] has a definite, if somewhat oily, charisma, comedy really isn't his forte.
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