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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted:126

Fresh:26

Rotten:100

Average Rating:3.7/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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Following in the footsteps of the Arnolds and the Sylvesters before him, Vin Diesel pulls off a nice comic performance in the otherwise gushy The Pacifier.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
03/04/05
Kit Bowen
Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com

[Diesel's] funnier here than he was in The Chronicles of Riddick, and that one wasn't even billed as a comedy.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
03/04/05
Peter Howell
Peter Howell
Toronto Star

The concept that sort of worked for Arnold Schwarzenegger becomes a cringe-inducing misfire for Vin Diesel in this sloppy mess of a family film that's neither cute nor funny.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | comment Comment
03/04/05
Ted Fry
Ted Fry
Seattle Times

A formulaic Disney comedy.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
03/04/05
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

When you look like a billiard ball and prefer to growl your lines while lobbing a glance that says, 'It would delight me to kill you,' it's hard to mix and match with the sweetie-pie kids of The Pacifier.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
03/04/05
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Vin Diesel, I used to love you ... but The Pacifier is making my job a lot harder.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
03/04/05
Kim Morgan
Kim Morgan
Reel.com

An unnecessarily morbid premise that sits uneasily with the slapstick comedy that follows.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Daily News | comment Comment
03/04/05
Gary Thompson
Gary Thompson
Philadelphia Daily News

The director of Bringing Down the House and the writer and co-creator of Reno 911! fail to find anything funny outside of the diaper pail.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
03/04/05
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

Makes Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London look like a Bond film.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
03/04/05
M.E. Russell
M.E. Russell
Oregonian

Making the audience wish they were seeing an old Hulk Hogan movie is simply sad.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
03/04/05
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

Makes last week's cinematic exploration of surrogate parenthood by an authority figure — Man of the House, with Tommy Lee Jones -- look like a Billy Wilder comedy in comparison.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
03/04/05
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post

An abysmal comedy.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
03/04/05
Jami Bernard
Jami Bernard
New York Daily News

Even at 97 minutes, The Pacifier is too long.

Full Review Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | comment Comment
03/04/05
Sue Pierman
Sue Pierman
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

The Pacifier isn't going to redefine kids' films, but it's far less painful than what it could have been.

Full Review Source: Miami Herald | comment Comment
03/04/05
Connie Ogle
Connie Ogle
Miami Herald

Has sufficient mayhem to please Diesel's action fans while allowing the star to reach out to family audiences.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
03/04/05
Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas
Los Angeles Times
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Pacifying, not exciting, is this movie's unalterable mission.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
03/04/05
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

A true family comedy with laughs for everyone and some honest insights into family dynamics.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
03/04/05
Louis B. Hobson
Louis B. Hobson
Jam! Movies

Laid out in such a rote manner that to call it by-the- numbers would be an insult to numbers.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
03/04/05
Jim Slotek
Jim Slotek
Jam! Movies

Blah comedy.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
03/04/05
Amy Biancolli
Amy Biancolli
Houston Chronicle

Though [Diesel] has a definite, if somewhat oily, charisma, comedy really isn't his forte.

Full Review Source: Globe and Mail | comment Comment
03/04/05
Liam Lacey
Liam Lacey
Globe and Mail
 
 
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