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The Pacifier

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The Pacifier (2005)

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Reviews Counted: 126

Fresh: 26

Rotten:100

Average Rating: 3.8/10

Consensus: Vin Diesel parodies his tough guy image for the family audience, but the result is only moderately amusing.

Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel).... Vin Diesel is great as a navy seal turned babysitter in this kid-friendly action comedy. A botched rescue mission (brimming with stunts) results in the death of a scientist and the hospitalization of seal team-leader Shane Wolf (Diesel). Once he recovers, he is assigned to duty as a bodyguard for the dead man's family. But even for a seal--toughened to the point of stoniness--dealing with the chaos, smells, noises, and complexities of a large, fatherless family proves to be a heavy challenge. The kids don't like his authoritative ways and they have no problem defying him at every turn. Eventually everybody bonds and while the family teaches him to listen and relax, he teaches them the combat skills they need to succeed in suburban Los Angeles. It's all very funny but the film really works best as a showcase for the range of Diesel; he takes his pratfalls in stride, his character's devotion to military discipline and honor is inspiring; and his bonding with the family is sweet without being saccharine. What's more, he still gets the chance to kick some serious bad-guy butt. Lauren Graham (BAD SANTA) plays the kindly grade school principal and love interest. EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND's Brad Garrett is hilarious as a sadistic wrestling coach. There's also a crotch-biting pet duck, ninjas, sewer-diving, a troop of kung fu-fighting girl scouts, and the hilarious "Panda Dance." [More]

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane

Starring: Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Max Thierot, Brittany Snow

Director: Adam Shankman

Director: Adam Shankman
Screenwriter: Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant
Producer: Robert Birnbaum, Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, Jennifer Gibgot
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures

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The film doesn't succeed on any level.

Full Review Source: FilmFocus | comment Comment
07/05/05
Dan Chant
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Fails on both an emotional and comedic level.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
06/25/05
Anna Smith
Empire Magazine
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Basically, this is Big Vin’s Kindergarten Cop and your enjoyment of it will depend on just how much of a Vin fan you are.

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05/26/05
Matthew Turner
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Abysmal.

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04/19/05
Paul Arendt
BBC
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For what it is--lazily written fluff--the film's extremely entertaining.

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03/24/05
Rich Cline
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08/07/08
Jim Lane
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09/29/07
Paul Sherman
Boston Herald
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Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.

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08/16/07
Nigel Floyd
Time Out New York
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It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.

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11/01/06
Mary Lasse
Christianity Today
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full review in Greek

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10/03/06
Joseph Proimakis
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At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.

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09/26/05
Nathan Rabin
Onion AV Club
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a nice, safe family film

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | comment Comment
07/22/05
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures
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Frankly, to call The Pacifier a "cookie cutter" movie is an insult to the folks who actually make cookie cutters.

Full Review Source: DVD Clinic | comment Comment
07/09/05
Scott Weinberg
DVD Clinic
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I realize this is The Pacifier and not Vera Drake, but how this film strains credulity smacks of contempt for a paying audience

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
07/04/05
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central
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Children under the age of 12 and teenagers who never set foot in a library might get some cheap thrills out of this refuse.

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06/28/05
Uri Lessing
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The Pacifier is typically Disney: non-offensive to the point of banality.

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06/23/05
John J. Puccio
DVDTown.com
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...perfect for less-discriminating viewers, and those who just want a 98-minute respite from using their brain.

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06/18/05
David Nusair
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The good news is that the film accelerates just when Vin Diesel’s acting ability starts to wane.

Full Review Source: Spectrum (St. George, Utah) | comment Comment
06/07/05
Bruce Bennett
Spectrum (St. George, Utah)
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Just funny enough to recommend and it has a lot of heart.

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06/02/05
Robert Roten
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05/13/05
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