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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A Veggietales Movie

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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A Veggietales Movie (2008)

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Reviews Counted:30

Fresh:13

Rotten:17

Average Rating:4.8/10

Consensus: This Veggietale should please the youngest crowds, but the silly script will tire the more discerning viewer.

Runtime: 2 hrs 53 mins

Genre: Childrens

Synopsis: From the creators of 2002's wildly successful Jonah--A VeggieTales Movie comes a new story of heroism in the beloved VeggieTales' world, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Now, we follow the comic... From the creators of 2002's wildly successful Jonah--A VeggieTales Movie comes a new story of heroism in the beloved VeggieTales' world, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Now, we follow the comic misadventures of three animated veggie pals who reluctantly set sail for adventure and discover that real heroes don't have to be tall, strong, handsome...or even human.

Garrrrr! Working at the Pieces of Ate Dinner Theater is less than exciting when you're a busboy. For three moping misfits-- Elliot, Sedgewick and George (Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape)-all they dream of is the day when they can ditch their dishrags and take stage to star in the big pirate show.

But with Elliot's timidity, Sedgewick's laziness and George's lack of self-confidence, it seems as if the day to prove who they really are will never come...

Things are about to change when a mysterious ball drops from the sky and lands at the unlikely seafarers' feet. A "Helpseeker" sent from the past in search of heroes, the artifact sets in motion a series of events that drags the friends back to the 17th century--and into the belly of certain danger. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything must each face their fears--becoming unlikely heroes in a battle to rescue a royal family from an evil tyrant, and themselves from living the life of common couch potatoes.

The latest in a franchise that has sold more than 50 million units since its 1993 inception, The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything--A VeggieTales Movie continues the hit series' values-based lessons in teaching kids what it really means to be a hero. --© Universal Pictures
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Starring: Mike Nawrocki, Phil Vischer

Starring: Mike Nawrocki, Phil Vischer

Director: Mike Nawrocki

Director: Mike Nawrocki
Screenwriter: Phil Vischer
Producer: Paula Marcus, David Pitts, Phil Vischer, Mike Nawrocki
Composer: Kurt Heinecke
Studio: Universal Pictures

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Pirates scores with adventure, humor and a morality tale rather than a standard biblical message.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
01/11/08
Luke Sader
Luke Sader
Hollywood Reporter
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[A]n attack by Cheetos dentata... is deeply unsettling in a way I'm not sure a children's movie is supposed to be...

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment 1 Comment
01/11/08
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
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Imparts the Bible-inspired storytelling parents and kids have come to expect from VeggieTales in a less obvious but as-fun-as-always package

Full Review Source: Christianity Today | comment Comment
01/11/08
Todd Hertz
Todd Hertz
Christianity Today

Is it a coincidence or an animator's inside joke that the veggies' innocent smiles of joy look exactly like Cartman's when he enters a room of Cheesy Poofs?

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment 4 Comments
01/10/08
Amy Nicholson
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine

This second bigscreen adventure from the popular VeggieTales franchise should easily win over tots with its reliable menu of silly songs, easily digestible morals and wholesome (if not always fresh) produce-based characters.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
01/10/08
Justin Chang
Justin Chang
Variety
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Clever enough to keep adults entertained, even if the story is something of an antique.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
01/10/08
John Anderson
John Anderson
Washington Post

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything has just enough unassuming cleverness to keep you from checking your watch while the little people in your company get wrapped up in the color and clamor.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
01/10/08
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday

The film offers plenty of kid-level humor (as well as a few references adults will pick up on), a decent story and, as you might guess, a positive message.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
01/10/08
Bill Goodykoontz
Bill Goodykoontz
Arizona Republic

What is missing from the film is any spark of imagination.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment 1 Comment
01/10/08
Ethan Alter
Ethan Alter
Film Journal International

Humorless, incoherent, and ugly as sin.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment 3 Comments
01/08/08
Ed Gonzalez
Ed Gonzalez
Village Voice
 
 
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