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06/13/01
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
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Reviews Counted:15
Fresh:4
Rotten:11
Average Rating:2.9/10
Runtime: 90 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Santa Claus has safely returned to Earth after being kidnapped by Martians. Pia Zadora (eight years old) plays the part of one of the Martian children in this exciting tale of Santa against the... [More]
Starring: Jamie Farr, Pia Zadora, John Call, Leonard Hicks
Director: Nicholas Webster
Reviews for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
1 - 17 (sorted by fresh rating; UK critics are listed first)
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06/24/06
Top CriticClassic Crap
07/26/02
White Christmas on a red planet, and not as bad as some people insist.
12/16/04
Like a car accident unfolding before your eyes, it's impossible to look away even if only to see how just bad it can get.
12/14/03
This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly.
12/27/01
shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call
10/27/04
No review available.
03/08/04
Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space' . . .
12/24/04
It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through all 82 minutes...
01/01/00
No review available.
08/16/02
Who knew this would be the pinnacle of Pia Zadora's career?
10/22/05
No review available.
07/30/02
No review available.
07/25/02
Low expectations met.
10/25/04
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05/09/05
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