ROTTEN TOMATOES: Bad News: No Porn Portrayals in Scarlett's Future

Bad News: No Porn Portrayals in Scarlett's Future

Sounds like somebody has a smart agent.

by Scott Weinberg | August 01, 2007

If porn star Jenna Jameson had her way, Scarlett Johansson would be playing her in a movie. If Scarlett Johansson has her way, she definitely won't be playing Jenna Jameson in a movie.

It looks like someone's planning to turn Ms. Jameson's book (How to Make Love Like a Porn Star) into a movie, and the well-known "actress" has one big-name performer on her wish list. From JJ herself via People Magazine: "I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy, ... I was like, 'This girl could play me.'' ... She's amazing. She's smart, she's funny. ... She's stunning."

Yeah, join the club, Jenna. Bad news for Ms. Jameson and every straight male in the entire universe: According to one of Ms. Johansson's representatives, not only has she never been approached about the project -- but she isn't interested in the role, regardless. Aw gee, can't imagine why.

Might I recommend that gal from Showgirls?

Source: People

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DanielLee8793 writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:15 AM

Scarlett is ****ing hot...

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arendr writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:21 AM

That's okay. I'll just bring my videocamera next time.

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indiephantom writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:27 AM

Scarlett is too cold fish to play Jenna. She seems almost asexual, and I can't picture her being believable as a sex star. Today's young actresses are so prudish (Jessica Alba, too) that I think the person to play Jenna would have to be a new discovery.

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nathanpoitras writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:28 AM

She'll take it off eventually, they always do.

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arpeggio191 writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:35 AM

showgirls is the single worst movie i've ever seen. i keep thinking "jesse no! what would AC say?"

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MadmanCody writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:40 AM

i dunno how asexual somebody is when they hook up with benincio del toro in an elevator.

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lavatory love machine writes:
on Aug 01 2007 11:02 AM

that girl form transformers would be OK

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Gimy writes:
on Aug 01 2007 11:28 AM

megan fox, thats the hot chic from Trans. and...i HIIIIGHLY doubt it.

scarlett is another young tease who won't show em till they've dropped down to her ankles, in which us guys are like eh...better late than never. same with alba and portman. i bet this movie won't even be a movie, it'll be some tv special on Spike and won't contain that much nudity, and it'll feature some chic we've all never heard of. blah blah blah...won't be the big hit epic jenna expects it to be, watch

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Azlam Orlandu writes:
on Aug 01 2007 12:18 PM

Scarlett has too much class to be in this piece of trash.

We've seen more than our share of Jenna anyways. Why the **** would I want to see some watered down version of her when I could just go rent films of her swapping cum any day of the week?

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bribios writes:
on Aug 01 2007 12:20 PM

Yeah but its because they haven't shown their boobs that they'll remain sex symbols longer than they normally would have. It's a simple concept, the less likely you are to get it, the more you want it. Once Scarlett or Alba show their boobs, have a sex tape, or whatever, we'll get over them a lot faster, and onto the next hot starlet.

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new_failure writes:
on Aug 01 2007 12:22 PM

If Scarlett decides to do it, I'll apply for stunt ****.

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opTIMus Nerd writes:
on Aug 01 2007 01:29 PM

Christina Ricci!!!!!!

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southparkfanciz writes:
on Aug 01 2007 01:30 PM

Not really that surprised. Now if they can get someone like Jennifer Love hewit, or Jessica Biel to do it.

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Gimy writes:
on Aug 01 2007 02:23 PM

keap dreamin southpark, biel WOULD have done it in the few months she went "crazy" after she demanded to be cut off of 7th heaven. she's also one that swears she'll never do a nudity thing. she's done EVERYTHING but(London??? phew...) shown em. hewitt is even worse...although again, she says if she didn't have her show...she'd have done it because hollywood wasn't calling her name anymore. oh boo hoo...

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sharpless writes:
on Aug 01 2007 04:47 PM

Jameson is slutty and trashy. Scarlett's way better than her, by a long shot.

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mouse_clicker writes:
on Aug 01 2007 06:49 PM

Jameson's quote:

"I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy, ... I was like, 'This girl could play me.'' ... She's amazing. She's smart, she's funny. ... She's stunning."

Maybe it's just taken out of context, but that sounds INCREDIBLY arrogant of Ms. Jameson. That'd be like me casting Brad Pitt as myself in a movie about my life. Just wishful thinking.

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witherwings writes:
on Aug 01 2007 09:33 PM

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It IS incredibly arrogant. Welcome to the life of a celebrity who is worshiped by males day in and day out. I would be arrogant too; it's fun, and there's really no downside for her.

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klitorisaurus writes:
on Aug 01 2007 11:28 PM

In reply to this comment (#1001453)
Ricci was pretty hot all slutted up for Black Snake Moan.. she would probably be up for it.

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Lizard Brain writes:
on Aug 02 2007 02:34 AM

Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Say it isn't so...

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Crenshaw writes:
on Aug 02 2007 06:34 AM

But fist Scarlett would have to get a ton of plastic surgery (and I'm talking above the neckline here), until she gets that funky stretchy lizard face that Jenna currently sports. Hold on to 16 as long as you can, eh JJ?

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