This cockamamy action flick is excruciatingly formulaic -- brimming with spy movie cliches but devoid of the genre's fun, upper-class pretensions.
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08/03/09
Simon Sez (1999)
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Reviews Counted:18
Fresh:0
Rotten:18
Average Rating:1.9/10
Runtime: 86 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: Interpol agent Simon (Dennis Rodman) is working a case against a vicious arms dealer when he runs into Nick, a CIA flunky attempting to deliver ransom and bring home a wealthy client's kidnapped... [More]
Starring: Dennis Rodman, Emma Sjoberg-Wyklund, Dane Cook, John Pinette
Director: Kevin Elders
Reviews for Simon Sez
1 - 18 (sorted by date; UK critics are listed first)
Dennis Rodman may be a great rebounder, but as a pop-culture icon, he's a one-trick pony.
08/03/09
This on-the-cheap action thriller appears to exist purely as a showcase for the limited talents of self-created caricature Dennis Rodman, who in turn clearly needs to exploit himself while the exploiting is good.
08/03/09
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
06/17/08
Top CriticIt's as painful to watch as Rodman's star-posturing interviews.
12/06/05
No review available.
11/01/05
No review available.
05/06/04
If you must watch it -- and I shudder to imagine the circumstances under which one must -- watch it in a light mood, perhaps under the influence of something.
11/29/03
No review available.
11/20/03
Neither the Rivera scenery nor the martial arts of Xiong Xin Xin, much less the automotive stunts attributable to Remy Julienne, can lift Simon Sez beyond the very ordinary.
05/20/03
Top CriticThe film's feeble attempts at humor are tedious; like the character of Nick, the film quickly goes from being funny to silly to annoying.
06/05/02
Movies and Rodman would seem to be made for each other, but the pictures will have to start getting better than this one.
02/14/01
Top CriticIf you’re a big Dennis Rodman fan, watch him playing basketball. If you’re not, then you have zero reason to take in this movie.
01/01/00
One of the most awful movies (if you could even call it a movie) this year.
01/01/00
Mal actuada, mal editada, mal musicalizada y peor dirigida
01/01/00
With such sheer ineptitude onscreen it's amazing that this hack job didn't go straight to video.
01/01/00
Me, I'll stick to appreciating Worm Rodman in his true and natural element: the 96-foot hardwood floor.
01/01/00
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