Weekly Ketchup: J.J. Abrams' Star Trek plot revealed
Plus casting news for George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr, and Audrey Tautou
The last week of Summer is traditionally where studios dump some of the movies that have some of the lowest expectations, and apparently, it's also when they don't release that many particularly huge news announcements, either. So this was a relatively slow week; nonetheless, here are the biggest stories in movie development.
#1 STAR TREK: TO BOLDLY GO WHERE THEY HAVE GONE BEFORE
This week, the writers of the new Star Trek reboot revealed on TV the movie's premise, which is so cool that it is worthy of this week's top story, even though I generally focus on movies that are fresher, farther from release, than one that's already wrapped filming. The gist of the story is that it follows Spock, played by Leonard Nimoy, back in time from the franchise's "current" setting, as Romulans attempt to go back in time to kill the young Captain James T. Kirk before he goes on to do all those things that messed up the Romulans' many plans. So, J.J. Abrams has indeed come up with a clever way to bridge the "old" franchise to his new revamp, and since there is time travelling involved, there's even the possibility that things can be changed, meaning everything we thought we knew could be completely different going forward. If the movie is AWESOME, this is great news. If not, it could be perceived as the nail in the Star Trek coffin. I, however, am optimistic, and think this could be the sign that the reboot is more clever and better structured than we're used to as of late.
#2 HERE'S HOPING GEORGE CLOONEY CAN STILL LOOK GREAT IN A PREGNANCY SUIT
George Clooney is in talks with DreamWorks to star in Up in the Air, which is looking likely to be the directorial follow up of Jason Reitman (Juno). Based on a novel, Up in the Air is the story of a "corporate downsizer" (AKA a guy who fires other people) who spends his time obsessed with collecting one million frequent flyer miles. Reading Amazon's premise for the book, it sounds like a quirky mid-life crisis dramedy in the vein of American Beauty, Sideways or Adaptation.
#3 THIS WEEK IN CGI VOICE CASTING
Robert Downey, Jr. is likely to have another super-powered role in his future, as he is in talks to play the lead character in Master Mind, a DreamWorks Animation CGI action/comedy about a super villain who accidentally kills his superheroic nemesis, forcing him to change his world view. Tina Fey is also in talks for a role in Master Mind. Another CGI movie that is continuing to round up its voice cast is Astro Boy, with Kristen Bell being the latest to join what has until now been a large, but 100% male, cast (Nicolas Cage, Donald Sutherland, Nathan Lane, etc). Finally, there is Toy Story 3, which will undoubtedly sport a huge cast once again, and will now include Michael Keaton (Mr. Mom, Batman) It was revealed this week that he will be providing the voice of Ken in this story of what happens to the dolls when their owner goes off to college. Jodi Benson (Ariel in The Little Mermaid) will reprise her role as Barbie from Toy Story 2.
#4 COOL, NOW WE CAN SELL THE RIGHTS TO ROTTEN TOMATOES: THE MOVIE
A few years back, I heard about this cool new concept called a social networking site, and so I signed up, created my profile and added a bunch of friends. It was called Friendster. And then a year passed, and I heard that NOW the cool new site to join was MySpace. And so I repeated the process. By the time Facebook showed up a year after that, I was exhausted. That's the site, however, that Hollywood is apparently enamored with this week, so they get a movie about their formation, with Aaron Sorkin (The West Wing, Studio 60) working on a script about how a Harvard sophomore created the site and went on to become a gazillionaire. I'm looking forward to the exciting scenes of the kid browsing MySpace and Friendster and thinking, "Hey, I can do that!" Web browsing and HTML coding makes for such great action sequences. Extremely successful producer Scott Rudin is developing the project for Columbia Pictures.
#5 HAPPINESS 2: INSERT ANOTHER IRONIC TITLE HERE
Director Todd Solondz made quite a mark in the 1990s with Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, both of which were dire, depressing movies about American lives in complete, disturbing turmoil. Both were arthouse hits, but his next two films, Storytelling and Palindromes struggled. Now, he has firmed up a deal to start filming in Puerto Rico in October on an untitled project (sometimes referred to as Life During Wartime) that will be a semi-sequel to Happiness, which suggests that some character's stories might be continued, or it might just be a thematic sequel. Casting is underway, but among those that have been rumored during its development are Paul Reubens, Emma Thompson, Demi Moore, Chi McBride and Dennis Franz. Solondz's movies are the definition of "challenging"; I'm not so sure I can say I "enjoyed" Happiness, for example, but the film certainly had guts.
#6 HE'S A REAL NOWHERE BOY
Nowhere Boy, an independent British production, will start filming in March, 2009, telling the biographical story of the young John Lennon, growing up in Liverpool in a fractured family, and how he eventually meets a kid named Paul McCartney, and the rest is history. The sad fact is that the Beatles really are history now, and some readers probably don't know who I'm talking about. Well, us fogies will be able to curl up (very carefully) with our vinyl copies of Rubber Soul and anticipate the release of this biopic, probably sometime in 2010.
#7 AUDREY TAUTOU TO GO TOTALLY COCO
There are some careers that simply didn't exist as we know them before the 20th century. Take for example, the concept of a fashion designer as an international brand. And one of the first designers to accomplish that was Coco Chanel, AKA Coco Avant Chanel, which is the name of the movie that Warner Bros will be making about her, starring Audrey Tautou (Amelie, The Da Vinci Code). Chanel introduced the concept of the pant suit for women in the 1920s, and is also credited with popularizing the "flapper" style associated with that decade. Biopics about unexpected subjects often attract my curiosity, and this definitely fits that bill.
#8 THIS WEEK IN CELEBRITIES TALKING ABOUT MOVIES THAT WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN
Celebrities get interviewed a lot, and bored interviewers ask about the future. And so, they get quoted talking about movies, some of which are sometimes just the star talking. Or they might be talking about something that has a very tenous future. But, if the title is high profile, then it makes the web news. For example, director Brett Ratner, who already has enough movies on his plate to get him to 2015, talked about his love of Guitar Hero, and how cool a Guitar Hero movie might be. Except that by the time, such a movie got made, it would probably seem about as timely as say, a Speed Racer movie in 2008. And then there's Vin Diesel, who is starring in one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year, and so he talks about that Chronicles of Riddick trilogy that the first movie was supposed to set up. The only way I can see those movies actually is if they are maybe direct-to-DVD, but does Vin really want to become known as the guy whose next two movies are Blockbuster Exclusives?
#9 AFTER TENDING BAR AT CHEERS, FIGHTING ZOMBIES WILL BE A BREEZE
Woody Harrelson has signed on to star in Zombieland as one of two zombie fighters in a post-apocalyptic undead-ridden America, and hey, it's a comedy! The director Ruben Fleischer, is making his debut after directing Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the writers are the creators of that fake reality show, The Joe Schmo Show. Basically, this sounds like an American version of Shaun of the Dead, except part of what made Shaun work was its inherent Britishness.
#10 THE OBLIGATORY MENTION OF STUPID BATMAN RUMORS
Okay, here's the thing. There is no Batman 3 yet. At least, not really. There's no script, so no movie. So, please, please, please ignore all the stupid casting rumors that will appear online in the next several months. Cher as Catwoman. Johnny Depp as the Riddler. Verne Troyer as the Penguin. Bruce Willis as Mr. Freeze. Mila Kunis as Harley Quinn. All that crap. Until Warner Bros actually hires a writer, there will be no villains to be cast, and hence, any rumors about said villains is just bored writers making things up. You know, like I just did with a few of those.
You can contact Greg Dean Schmitz via a message at the RT Forums, the thread there devoted to him, or his MySpace page.
#1 STAR TREK: TO BOLDLY GO WHERE THEY HAVE GONE BEFORE
This week, the writers of the new Star Trek reboot revealed on TV the movie's premise, which is so cool that it is worthy of this week's top story, even though I generally focus on movies that are fresher, farther from release, than one that's already wrapped filming. The gist of the story is that it follows Spock, played by Leonard Nimoy, back in time from the franchise's "current" setting, as Romulans attempt to go back in time to kill the young Captain James T. Kirk before he goes on to do all those things that messed up the Romulans' many plans. So, J.J. Abrams has indeed come up with a clever way to bridge the "old" franchise to his new revamp, and since there is time travelling involved, there's even the possibility that things can be changed, meaning everything we thought we knew could be completely different going forward. If the movie is AWESOME, this is great news. If not, it could be perceived as the nail in the Star Trek coffin. I, however, am optimistic, and think this could be the sign that the reboot is more clever and better structured than we're used to as of late.
#2 HERE'S HOPING GEORGE CLOONEY CAN STILL LOOK GREAT IN A PREGNANCY SUIT
George Clooney is in talks with DreamWorks to star in Up in the Air, which is looking likely to be the directorial follow up of Jason Reitman (Juno). Based on a novel, Up in the Air is the story of a "corporate downsizer" (AKA a guy who fires other people) who spends his time obsessed with collecting one million frequent flyer miles. Reading Amazon's premise for the book, it sounds like a quirky mid-life crisis dramedy in the vein of American Beauty, Sideways or Adaptation.
#3 THIS WEEK IN CGI VOICE CASTING
Robert Downey, Jr. is likely to have another super-powered role in his future, as he is in talks to play the lead character in Master Mind, a DreamWorks Animation CGI action/comedy about a super villain who accidentally kills his superheroic nemesis, forcing him to change his world view. Tina Fey is also in talks for a role in Master Mind. Another CGI movie that is continuing to round up its voice cast is Astro Boy, with Kristen Bell being the latest to join what has until now been a large, but 100% male, cast (Nicolas Cage, Donald Sutherland, Nathan Lane, etc). Finally, there is Toy Story 3, which will undoubtedly sport a huge cast once again, and will now include Michael Keaton (Mr. Mom, Batman) It was revealed this week that he will be providing the voice of Ken in this story of what happens to the dolls when their owner goes off to college. Jodi Benson (Ariel in The Little Mermaid) will reprise her role as Barbie from Toy Story 2.
#4 COOL, NOW WE CAN SELL THE RIGHTS TO ROTTEN TOMATOES: THE MOVIE
A few years back, I heard about this cool new concept called a social networking site, and so I signed up, created my profile and added a bunch of friends. It was called Friendster. And then a year passed, and I heard that NOW the cool new site to join was MySpace. And so I repeated the process. By the time Facebook showed up a year after that, I was exhausted. That's the site, however, that Hollywood is apparently enamored with this week, so they get a movie about their formation, with Aaron Sorkin (The West Wing, Studio 60) working on a script about how a Harvard sophomore created the site and went on to become a gazillionaire. I'm looking forward to the exciting scenes of the kid browsing MySpace and Friendster and thinking, "Hey, I can do that!" Web browsing and HTML coding makes for such great action sequences. Extremely successful producer Scott Rudin is developing the project for Columbia Pictures.
#5 HAPPINESS 2: INSERT ANOTHER IRONIC TITLE HERE
Director Todd Solondz made quite a mark in the 1990s with Welcome to the Dollhouse and Happiness, both of which were dire, depressing movies about American lives in complete, disturbing turmoil. Both were arthouse hits, but his next two films, Storytelling and Palindromes struggled. Now, he has firmed up a deal to start filming in Puerto Rico in October on an untitled project (sometimes referred to as Life During Wartime) that will be a semi-sequel to Happiness, which suggests that some character's stories might be continued, or it might just be a thematic sequel. Casting is underway, but among those that have been rumored during its development are Paul Reubens, Emma Thompson, Demi Moore, Chi McBride and Dennis Franz. Solondz's movies are the definition of "challenging"; I'm not so sure I can say I "enjoyed" Happiness, for example, but the film certainly had guts.
#6 HE'S A REAL NOWHERE BOY
Nowhere Boy, an independent British production, will start filming in March, 2009, telling the biographical story of the young John Lennon, growing up in Liverpool in a fractured family, and how he eventually meets a kid named Paul McCartney, and the rest is history. The sad fact is that the Beatles really are history now, and some readers probably don't know who I'm talking about. Well, us fogies will be able to curl up (very carefully) with our vinyl copies of Rubber Soul and anticipate the release of this biopic, probably sometime in 2010.
#7 AUDREY TAUTOU TO GO TOTALLY COCO
There are some careers that simply didn't exist as we know them before the 20th century. Take for example, the concept of a fashion designer as an international brand. And one of the first designers to accomplish that was Coco Chanel, AKA Coco Avant Chanel, which is the name of the movie that Warner Bros will be making about her, starring Audrey Tautou (Amelie, The Da Vinci Code). Chanel introduced the concept of the pant suit for women in the 1920s, and is also credited with popularizing the "flapper" style associated with that decade. Biopics about unexpected subjects often attract my curiosity, and this definitely fits that bill.
#8 THIS WEEK IN CELEBRITIES TALKING ABOUT MOVIES THAT WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAPPEN
Celebrities get interviewed a lot, and bored interviewers ask about the future. And so, they get quoted talking about movies, some of which are sometimes just the star talking. Or they might be talking about something that has a very tenous future. But, if the title is high profile, then it makes the web news. For example, director Brett Ratner, who already has enough movies on his plate to get him to 2015, talked about his love of Guitar Hero, and how cool a Guitar Hero movie might be. Except that by the time, such a movie got made, it would probably seem about as timely as say, a Speed Racer movie in 2008. And then there's Vin Diesel, who is starring in one of the worst-reviewed movies of the year, and so he talks about that Chronicles of Riddick trilogy that the first movie was supposed to set up. The only way I can see those movies actually is if they are maybe direct-to-DVD, but does Vin really want to become known as the guy whose next two movies are Blockbuster Exclusives?
#9 AFTER TENDING BAR AT CHEERS, FIGHTING ZOMBIES WILL BE A BREEZE
Woody Harrelson has signed on to star in Zombieland as one of two zombie fighters in a post-apocalyptic undead-ridden America, and hey, it's a comedy! The director Ruben Fleischer, is making his debut after directing Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the writers are the creators of that fake reality show, The Joe Schmo Show. Basically, this sounds like an American version of Shaun of the Dead, except part of what made Shaun work was its inherent Britishness.
#10 THE OBLIGATORY MENTION OF STUPID BATMAN RUMORS
Okay, here's the thing. There is no Batman 3 yet. At least, not really. There's no script, so no movie. So, please, please, please ignore all the stupid casting rumors that will appear online in the next several months. Cher as Catwoman. Johnny Depp as the Riddler. Verne Troyer as the Penguin. Bruce Willis as Mr. Freeze. Mila Kunis as Harley Quinn. All that crap. Until Warner Bros actually hires a writer, there will be no villains to be cast, and hence, any rumors about said villains is just bored writers making things up. You know, like I just did with a few of those.
You can contact Greg Dean Schmitz via a message at the RT Forums, the thread there devoted to him, or his MySpace page.
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Aug 29 2008 04:47 PM I personally love the Star Trek idea, it sounds so cool that it even pisses me off more that it isn't coming out this christmas. (Reply to this) |
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The Vile writes: on Aug 29 2008 05:54 PM yeah, i'm starting to think Trek can't fail. it already contains double the Spock. that Lennon biopic will rule as well. everyone knows what happened after they met, so it's probably the 'final frontier' for Beatles stories not already covered through mass media. (Reply to this) |
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arendr writes: on Aug 29 2008 06:40 PM I don't know about that Trek plot. It's kind of conventional. We'll see. Also, kids know the Beatles right? They have to! (Reply to this) |
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kaike_67 writes: on Aug 29 2008 06:43 PM I know it's crap, but actually the whole "Cher as Catwoman, a vamp in her twilight years" sound kinda... cool. That would be turning the whole established cinematic concept (Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry) of the kitty on its head, and we've known for quite some time ("Memento", anyone?) that the Nolan Brothers are fantastic writers, so I have absolutely no doubt that they'd make it work. Besides, say what you will, but Cher can actually act. Check out "Silkwood", "Mask" and "Moonstruck". (Reply to this) |
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The Vile writes: on Aug 29 2008 07:02 PM In reply to this comment (#2007814) yeah, that gimmick has popped up a thousand times in trek. but in this case it's probably justified as a lead-in to the new franchise. a good way of linking the new with the old. and i'll take romulans over the borg anyday (Reply to this) |
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jokerboy1991 writes: on Aug 29 2008 07:12 PM In reply to this comment (#2007864) Exactly, I love they way how its going back to the roots of Star Trek. I never liked the Star Trek movies or Star Trek Nemesis, I always stood by the fact that I think the original Star Trek show was the funnest and best. Also I do like the cast they got, and I do like JJ. (Reply to this) |
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thereign writes: on Aug 29 2008 07:12 PM Watch Star Trek: Of Gods and Men online, in order to see that exact same premise(with Charlie X instead of the Romulans) carried out. Not thrilled at all. (Reply to this) |
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Daniel Aaron writes: on Aug 29 2008 09:22 PM if Nolan were to direct another Batman they need more Paza's one and two were flat to me good idea but he forgot the color and lights not lame light I mean imagine what couold have been done with the scarecrow and cgi effects of visions...or to do the joker..give him a lair at least...to inter ject I would re introduce Halucenengentics and I would use the Mad Hatter then you can keep the real feel but say the Hatter Laces bat mans head piece throw on some hendricks for the preview the basis of the film Batman a juggernaught having to figure out whats real and what not at times..take him to wonderland no foul licking (ledger was not the joker in my book..ever nice trip for a henchmen though He is the Clown Prince of crime he does not act that way..that was about as much the joker as Harvey Dent A.K.A Two Face melting down at the end of the film in emotion..duh. Harvey snapped when it all came down as in lost all sense of judgment and emotion he would let you go just as quick as kill you that was the point. "I will flip a coin" it didn't matter what you said there was no plea bargain that was his character..chance. or in his twisted mind Fate. Any way my email is angelsdrawswords@yahoo dot com if any industry boys read this and want to talk. Im in L.A working on some other stuff but alas thats always this is a no brainer..and to fan boy's before you admit your coin on my post you have no idea who checks in. stay fresh Im just a fan( wait..was inspired by could relate to at 16..still today how I would right or write him at 36 is what they pay you the big bucks for that was a snyopsis) too who bleeds for Characters I love..maybe thats why im in the middle of the City of Angels at times.. God Bless Daniel. (Reply to this) |
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arendr writes: on Aug 29 2008 09:30 PM In reply to this comment (#2008040) Obviously you're not a girl because you don't have any periods. (Reply to this) |
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sunsaz writes: on Aug 29 2008 10:05 PM Interesting idea for the Star Trek plot. And here I was (with most people likely) thinking the Nimoy involvement was merely to set up a flashback. Not to mention some of Trek's best stories (both on TV and the movies) have to do with time travel. (Reply to this) |
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Daniel Aaron writes: on Aug 29 2008 10:06 PM One more side note the new Star trek film...Star trek 4 revisited just joking sounds like an idea who knows I will have to see it I dont think abbrams is that good of a director myself Mission Impossible 3 was so flat I felt as though I was watch mid day television while after I had faked sick to stay home. All that was missing was my bowl of cherrios. After De Palama and Woo i did not think that was possible but alas he "made it so." which brings us to Star Trek first bad sign but coy cute in away ..the poster ..remember what I said about "T.V" watch M.I 3 again you'll know what I mean ..it dragged hard went no where the guy is a T.V director it's his lot in life I'm sorry I don't mean nothing buy it ..maybe he will surprise I doubt it though..this will not hold a stick to Wrath of Khan or even the first film..(which by the way many berate but forget that Star Trek was about Science more than fiction and finding the Voyager one in the middle of an electric cloud or what ever it was ..I was ten when I saw the first film .all I know was my Dad and his science geeks walked out in awe and satisfied (this was before MTV and quick cut's when people still thought. Anyhoot all I can say about this "Film" is if Abrams f#cks this up he is treading on dangerous ground. Trekkies are not normal people you mess with Star Trek .try and "re-arrange" Star Fleet Command..dude..there will be a hot pocket bounty on you.(believe me I have sat in on more than one of my brothers 3 am discussions of the Romulan Empire the Kilingon battle fleet why Star fleet Command just doesn't get it the concept of teleportation why a 20 sided die should be rolled instead of a six when scuttling a uncloaked Bird of Prey.."Uncloaked or not it is still a machine of war!.(insert fist pound here sip of Jolt and chair lean back)" ....A year supply if brought in alive. A lifetime for his head. That's not me thats just conjecture on what "could take place" I am not a Trekke these are thoughts to a young man walking into a bee hive that is all..Im not a bee..just letting you know what you could be walking into. I know some and they are good people it's all they have Leave it alone. Do it right or dont pick up the pen or Camera. And if one ever showed up with Abbrams tied up in the back of his 76 Pacer and just needed a cup of water and some rest to gather his thoughts as he head "home" ..Yes I would. "come in Homes..where you "Cl (not selah. P.S if any of you Myspace feel free to hit me up add me ect Im at www.myspace.com/itsjustthebeat love and everything else Daniel P.S.S and if you are a trekkie hey man lets just wait and see and if it is that bad remeber you have a future it's cool..you cant get hot pockets in the pen..well you can...but only if your doing a good size stretch and you dont want that...besides who is ganna take your mom to brunch on Sunday?but in the end it's a free country brother I can't stop you..God Speed. God Bless Stay Good your a geek yes . But Geeks rule. :) (Reply to this) |
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Doc_Callihan writes: on Aug 29 2008 10:54 PM Cher as catwoman? Granted she can be foxy enough to play the feline, but she's 62(!). Imagining the sexual tension of a catwoman twice the age of are caped crusader is a tad imaginative...kind of like the persons who ever thought a candy and dark shaded van combo was ever a good idea. To be fair, Cher did win a leading actress oscar back in 88 (Moonstruck, sporting a pre con-air Nick Cage...no kidding), she can be sexy as hell, and, I mean, come on, Nolan's basically a genius with this stuff. And Verne Troyer, if that was true, this would be one hell of a day (Sarah Palin AND Verne Troyer!) Anyway Greg, one can always rely on you for a solid humor infused wrap up. (Reply to this) |
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Sulaco2k writes: on Aug 30 2008 01:51 AM Ignore all the Batman 3 rumors...well maybe you should stop posting them on the front ****ing page under news as if they're fact and maybe all of us would. (Reply to this) |
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kodie131 writes: on Aug 30 2008 07:15 AM The Star Trek plot sounds amazing! The project is definitely in the right hands, I have a lot of trust in JJ. And rats, I was really looking forward to the rumor of Depp being the ridler. (Reply to this) |
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kodie131 writes: on Aug 30 2008 07:17 AM Oh and also... I am only 19, and I own all of the Beatles albums. Plus Abbey Road on vinyl. I'm pretty sure us youngins will want to see a John Lennon biopic. (Reply to this) |
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EmperorFabulous writes: on Aug 30 2008 11:48 AM Everyone in my high school is aware of The Beatles, actually. Kind of hard not to know about them. You'd have to really try. And I, too, own some of their stuff on vinyl. (Reply to this) |
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arendr writes: on Aug 30 2008 12:45 PM Thank God you guys know The Beatles! I'm 25 and I remember talking to a girl in high school who said "John Lennon? Is he that white haired guy on TV?" (I assume she meant Jay Leno. You can assume that I wanted to vomit.) (Reply to this) |
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jason913 writes: on Aug 30 2008 02:02 PM Actually, I think the Star Trek plot is kind of intresting and I'll be looing forward to the film. A John Lennon Biopic sounds great, if they can get a good director and cast on board. Who'd play Lennon? This is my first post on RT! (Reply to this) |
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jason913 writes: on Aug 30 2008 02:05 PM Also, I'm down for Cher as Catwoman. Iy's almost certainly not going to happen, but it's a good idea nonetheless. (Reply to this) |
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Rikochet writes: on Aug 30 2008 03:37 PM So, um, if anyone actually watched the clip It looks like LatinoReview.com *sarcastically* speculated on the plot of the movie Yay for fact-checking. (Reply to this) |
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