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05/19/08
Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood (1996)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:4
Rotten:22
Average Rating:3.3/10
Consensus: Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material.
Runtime: 87 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Synopsis: The cackling Cryptkeeper returns to share this tale of a deranged televangelist who brings a sexy vampire back to life to lure sinners to their deaths in a subterranean bordello. Their pact runs... [More]
Starring: Dennis Miller, Angie Everhart, Erika Eleniak-Goglia, Chris Sarandon
Director: Gilbert Adler
Reviews for Tales from the Crypt - Bordello of Blood
Top Critic... never quite reaches the breathlessly mediocre heights of its predecessor, Demon Knight.
01/01/00
... the series' die-hard fans will be left wanting.
06/05/02
... awful film.
01/01/00
No review available.
10/07/02
For a horror-comedy film to work, it's got to be both funny and scary. Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood is neither.
01/01/00
No review available.
08/08/02
Bordello of Blood isn't much of a movie, though it suggests a new career for Miller, if he wants it: He could be a freelance ironist in other movie genres.
01/01/00
No review available.
08/12/05
This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.
01/23/06
No review available.
07/20/03
... run-of-the-mill horror movie.
05/04/03
No review available.
07/26/02
Stupid, bloody excuse for gore, nothing more.
12/25/02
No review available.
08/05/04
What it lacks in irony and suspense, Gilbert Adler's Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood makes up for in whimsy and cheeky self-assurance.
02/21/01
Top CriticNo review available.
10/31/05
No review available.
08/22/03
Vampires aren't the only things in Bordello of Blood that can't stand up to daylight. Neither can the plot.
01/01/00
Top Critic... a macabre, jokey affair that could give Buffy the Vampire Slayer a run for its money as the silliest undead story of the decade.
01/01/00
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