...one can't help but marvel at the decision to release this turd theatrically.
Turistas (2006)
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Reviews Counted:98
Fresh:15
Rotten:83
Average Rating:3.7/10
Consensus: Beautiful scenery and cinematography can't save Turistas from its wooden acting and stale and predictable plot.
Rated: 18 [See Full Rating] for strong graphic violence and disturbing content, sexuality, nudity, drug use and language.
Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:01-06-2007
Synopsis: A group of international tourists seeking fun and adventure in Brazil get a lot more than they bargained for in the suspenseful horror film TURISTAS. Written by first-time screenwriter Michael... A group of international tourists seeking fun and adventure in Brazil get a lot more than they bargained for in the suspenseful horror film TURISTAS. Written by first-time screenwriter Michael Arlen Ross and directed by John Stockwell (BLUE CRUSH), TURISTAS, the first American film to be shot completely in the South American nation, is set in the Brazilian mountains, where Alex (Josh Duhamel); his sister, Bea (Olivia Wilde); and her best friend, Amy (Beau Garrett), are preparing for an eco-tour. But when their bus crashes, they are stranded with a group of locals as well as a handful of other tourists, including Finn (Desmond Askew) and Liam (Max Brown), two Brits looking for fast times and hot women, and Pru (Melissa George), a beautiful Australian traveling on her own who takes an immediate liking to Alex. In the middle of nowhere, they find a little oasis in a surprise sandy bar, where they get to know each other, drinking and dancing until they wake up the next morning, having been drugged and robbed of just about everything, with all remnants of the bar gone. They walk into an unfriendly town, but the only person offering any help at all is Kiko (Agles Steib), who might not exactly be leading them to safety. TURISTAS is a well-paced thriller that features brutal torture, violence, and a terrific, breathless underwater chase through some very cool caves. The film also succeeds as an examination of the fear--warranted or not--that some Americans feel in the international community post-9/11. [More]
Starring: Melissa George, Josh Duhamel, Olivia Wilde, Desmond Askew
Starring: Melissa George, Josh Duhamel, Olivia Wilde, Desmond Askew, Beau Garrett, Max Brown, Agles Steib, Lunardi, John Stockwell
Director: John Stockwell
Director: John Stockwell
Producer: Scott Steindorff, Bo Zenga, Marc Butan
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Fox Atomic
Reviews for Turistas
If you remove all the horror aspects of it, it works nicely as a tourism campaign for Brazil. Never has there been a dumber group of travelers; wait to rent it.
...a lot of torture-p0rn aficionados are going to be throwing their money away, and that's always funny.
Another helping of sadism disguised as entertainment...even aficionados of such massacre-fests are likely to find this a long slog.
...horror fans who expect more at the movies than viscera will continue to be disappointed.
Stockwell... has no head for the horror that engulfs the second half.
John Stockwell would rather have 9,000 shots of Melissa George in a bikini than be caught dead telling a story.
Regardless of your expectations of it, I don't see how Turistas can fail to disappoint you.
Before it descends into dull sadism and general incoherence in its third act, Turistas is a mostly effective exploitation picture.
Duhamel should know that you can just stay in Vegas and get your kidney removed while getting robbed in a club populated by ladies in bikinis.
If I learned one thing while watching Turistas, it is that I will never travel outside of the United States EVER (not even Canada!).
more sick than scary, more revolting than revealing, more twisted than tantalizing.
More icky than scary, with a rather obnoxious Ugly American as lead protagonist.
Turistas has better production values than most Hollywood pretty-people-in-peril movies. But even beautiful scenery can't gussy up this flat film.
A wholly predictable bit of slasher unpleasantness and a muddled cautionary tale on the American propensity for foreign misadventures.
It all begins to fall apart around the midway point, before completely unraveling into a confused, murky mess.
If you appreciate a decent thriller with equal parts bloodshed and adventure, you'll do fine with Turistas -- as long as you don't wander off.
If stupidity were a crime, the nitwits in the cheap horror flick Turistas would be doing time in Attica.
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