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Two if by Sea

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Two if by Sea (1995)

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Reviews Counted:26

Fresh:3

Rotten:23

Average Rating:4/10

Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town,... Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town, in hopes of repairing their troubled relationship. But instead of a respite, Frank and Roz encounter chaos: the FBI is hot on Frank's tail, the locals (one of whom develops a crush on Roz) are a continual nuisance, and the man who hired Frank to steal the painting is antsy for the artwork. Although these are terrible conditions in which to mend a relationship, the belligerent lovers give it their best shot. Will they succeed? Or will Frank get nabbed first? [More]

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr

Director: Bill Bennett

Director: Bill Bennett

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Reviews for Two if by Sea

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10/18/08
Leonard Klady
Leonard Klady
Variety
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A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

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04/09/07
Rob Gonsalves
Rob Gonsalves
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09/24/05
Emanuel Levy
Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | comment Comment
12/05/04
Michael Dequina
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

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11/21/04
Mike McGranaghan
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

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07/22/04
Rob Thomas
Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

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02/27/04
Daniel M. Kimmel
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette

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07/21/03
Jules Brenner
Jules Brenner
Cinema Signals

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07/10/03
Rebecca Murray
Rebecca Murray
About.com

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06/26/03
Edward Havens
Edward Havens
FilmJerk.com

A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

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05/27/03
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
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05/20/03
Janet Maslin
Janet Maslin
New York Times
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05/14/03
Jeanne Aufmuth
Jeanne Aufmuth
Palo Alto Weekly

Sinks even before it gets started

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04/27/03
Clint Morris
Clint Morris
Moviehole

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Dragan Antulov
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03/27/03
Robert Roten
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

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02/12/03
Alex Sandell
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Juicy Cerebellum

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10/18/02
Brian J. Arthurs
Brian J. Arthurs
Beach Reporter (Southern California)
 
 
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