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Two if by Sea

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Two if by Sea (1995)

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Reviews Counted:26

Fresh:3

Rotten:23

Average Rating:4/10

Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town,... Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town, in hopes of repairing their troubled relationship. But instead of a respite, Frank and Roz encounter chaos: the FBI is hot on Frank's tail, the locals (one of whom develops a crush on Roz) are a continual nuisance, and the man who hired Frank to steal the painting is antsy for the artwork. Although these are terrible conditions in which to mend a relationship, the belligerent lovers give it their best shot. Will they succeed? Or will Frank get nabbed first? [More]

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr

Director: Bill Bennett

Director: Bill Bennett

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Boxoffice Magazine

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

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Alex Sandell
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Barbara Shulgasser
Barbara Shulgasser
San Francisco Examiner

No review available.

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10/18/02
Brian J. Arthurs
Brian J. Arthurs
Beach Reporter (Southern California)

Sinks even before it gets started

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04/27/03
Clint Morris
Clint Morris
Moviehole

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Daniel M. Kimmel
Daniel M. Kimmel
Worcester Telegram & Gazette

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Erik Childress
Erik Childress
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A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

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05/27/03
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

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Jack Garner
Rochester Democrat and Chronicle

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James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

the right ingredients in the wrong package

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Kalamazoo Gazette
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Joe Baltake
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