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Two if by Sea

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Two if by Sea (1995)

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Reviews Counted:26

Fresh:3

Rotten:23

Average Rating:4/10

Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town,... Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town, in hopes of repairing their troubled relationship. But instead of a respite, Frank and Roz encounter chaos: the FBI is hot on Frank's tail, the locals (one of whom develops a crush on Roz) are a continual nuisance, and the man who hired Frank to steal the painting is antsy for the artwork. Although these are terrible conditions in which to mend a relationship, the belligerent lovers give it their best shot. Will they succeed? Or will Frank get nabbed first? [More]

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr

Director: Bill Bennett

Director: Bill Bennett

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Reviews for Two if by Sea

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Leonard Klady

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Rob Gonsalves

A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.'

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 09 2007 03:15 AM

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Emanuel Levy

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comment Comment | Sep., 24 2005 08:01 AM

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2/4

Michael Dequina

It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 05 2004 01:51 PM

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Mike McGranaghan

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comment Comment | Nov., 21 2004 10:13 AM

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1/5

Rob Thomas

Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.

comment Comment | Jul., 22 2004 08:24 AM

Capital Times (Madison, WI)

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2/5

Daniel M. Kimmel

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comment Comment | Feb., 27 2004 08:24 AM

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2/5

Jules Brenner

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comment Comment | Jul., 21 2003 04:11 PM

Cinema Signals

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2/5

Rebecca Murray

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comment Comment | Jul., 10 2003 04:50 PM

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2/5

Edward Havens

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comment Comment | Jun., 26 2003 03:24 PM

FilmJerk.com

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2/5

Frank Ochieng

A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz

comment Comment | May., 27 2003 09:54 AM

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Janet Maslin

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2.5/4

Jeanne Aufmuth

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2/5

Clint Morris

Sinks even before it gets started

comment Comment | Apr., 27 2003 01:21 AM

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2/10

Dragan Antulov

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2/5

Nell Minow

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comment Comment | Apr., 04 2003 05:10 AM

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3/4

Robert Roten

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1/5

Alex Sandell

Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.

comment Comment | Feb., 12 2003 02:42 PM

Juicy Cerebellum

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Brian J. Arthurs

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comment Comment | Oct., 18 2002 02:41 PM

Beach Reporter (Southern California)

 
 
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