Two if by Sea (1995)
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Reviews Counted:26
Fresh:3
Rotten:23
Average Rating:4/10
Runtime: 1 hr 38 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town,... Small-time thief Frank O'Brien has just stolen a Matisse painting... three days before he was supposed to. With the extra time, he takes his fed-up girlfriend Roz to an isolated New England town, in hopes of repairing their troubled relationship. But instead of a respite, Frank and Roz encounter chaos: the FBI is hot on Frank's tail, the locals (one of whom develops a crush on Roz) are a continual nuisance, and the man who hired Frank to steal the painting is antsy for the artwork. Although these are terrible conditions in which to mend a relationship, the belligerent lovers give it their best shot. Will they succeed? Or will Frank get nabbed first? [More]
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, Stephen Dillane, Yaphet Kotto, Mike Starr
Director: Bill Bennett
Director: Bill Bennett
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A good little movie -- emphasis on 'little.' Full Review |
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It's disappointing to see Bullock reduced to rolling her eyes, putting her hand up and saying 'Talk to the hand' like a guest on Ricki Lake. Full Review |
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Completely lifeless, with zero chemistry between the leads.
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A relentlessly dreary and drippy romantic comedy cooked up for those who like their intimacy served with transparent schmaltz
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Sinks even before it gets started
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Sandra Bullock in a crappy romance is expected. Denis Leary starring in one is scary.
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