Simply mines the same tired, predictable slasher-movie vein.
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02/02/01
Valentine (2001)
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Reviews Counted:69
Fresh:6
Rotten:63
Average Rating:3.1/10
Consensus: Valentine is basically a formulaic throwback to conventional pre-Scream slasher flicks. Critics say it doesn't offer enough suspense or scares to justify its addition to the genre.
Runtime: 1 hr 36 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Synopsis: Once a year, love is in the air and cards, letters, flowers and candy find their way to lovers' doors. But this year something different is coming... something not as pretty and definitely not as... [More]
Starring: David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton, Katherine Heigl
Director: Jamie Blanks
Reviews for Valentine
It's not even so bad that it's good. It's just plain bad.
02/02/01
Valentine isn't nearly as horrible as the ads would suggest. That's not to say the movie's good, either.
02/02/01
Credibility and intelligence are pretty thoroughly battered.
02/02/01
Rehashes the horror genre in an unoriginal and uninvolving way that simply marks its time and body count until the muddled and silly ending.
02/02/01
Banks entirely on the low standards of typical slasher movie fans.
02/02/01
Frankly, the killer here is doing all of us a favor: eliminate the slow and stupid before they reproduce.
02/02/01
Thrills are utterly lacking in the film.
02/02/01
When the big revelations come at the end, they certainly rate an eleven on a Prepostero-Meter with a scale of ten.
02/02/01
Who woulda figured that this movie would be, and I hate to say it... boring!
02/02/01
It is truly one of the worst films ever made.
02/01/01
We've seen it all before.
02/01/01
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