A big, loud, boring wreck.
Van Helsing (2004)
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Reviews Counted:202
Fresh:45
Rotten:157
Average Rating:4.2/10
Consensus: A hollow creature feature that suffers from CGI overload.
Runtime: 2 hrs 12 mins
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Synopsis: Deep in the mountains of Carpathia lies the mysterious and mythic land of Transylvania – a world where evil is ever-present, where danger rises as the sun sets, and where the monsters that inhabit... Deep in the mountains of Carpathia lies the mysterious and mythic land of Transylvania – a world where evil is ever-present, where danger rises as the sun sets, and where the monsters that inhabit man’s deepest nightmares take form. Innovative filmmaker Stephen Sommers – who so imaginatively re-envisioned Universal’s classic Mummy character in the worldwide blockbusters The Mummy and The Mummy Returns – now widens his cinematic scope and multiplies his creative inspiration by breathing new life into the most time-honored pantheon of classic Universal monsters and setting them in a stunning new world of fantastical reality. Sommers’ all-encompassing vision for a world as tangible, real and visceral as any caught in the stranglehold of inescapable evil blends the recognizable and the unimaginable into a vivid, epic backdrop for his tale of ultimate evil against a lone force of good: Van Helsing. Audiences will be drawn into a visionary, supernatural but seemingly all-too-real world of Sommers’ singular creation – set in 19th Century London, Rome, Paris and Transylvania – where mankind is in constant danger from incarnate evil in a multitude of forms: monsters that outlive generations, defying repeated attacks from the doomed brave souls that challenge them in their never-ending war upon the human race. In Sommers’ hands, Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolf Man and others are effectively reborn as dynamic heirs to the tradition handed down by the filmmakers of the classic Universal monster pictures. Honoring their legacy while propelling them into the next generation of cinema, Sommers turns what was once classic into cutting edge. Into this world, brought to life and played out on massive sets and sweeping locations, Sommers brings Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman), the legendary monster hunter born in the pages of Bram Stoker’s Dracula. In his ongoing battle to rid the world of its fiendish creatures, Van Helsing, on the order of a secret society, travels to Transylvania to bring down the lethally seductive, enigmatically powerful Count Dracula (Richard Roxbough) and joins forces with the fearless Anna Valerious (Kate Beckinsale), out to rid her family of a generations-old curse by defeating the vampire. Also populating Sommers’ dense canvas are: Tony Award winner Shuler Hensley as Dr. Frankenstein’s misunderstood monster; former Matthew Bourne company leading dancer Will Kemp as Velkan, Anna’s stalwart brother who transforms under the full moon into the Wolf Man; Kevin J. O’Connor as Dr. Frankenstein’s loyal yet treacherous assistant, Igor; David Wenham as Carl, a friar entrusted with ensuring Van Helsing’s safe return; and Elena Anaya, Silvia Colloca and Josie Maran as Dracula’s three bloodthirsty brides who will stop at nothing to help their master in his plan to subvert human civilization and rule over a world of havoc, fear and darkness. [More]
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham, Will Kempe, Shuler Hensley, Kevin J. O'Connor, Elena Anaya, Josie Maran, Silvia Colloca
Director: Stephen Sommers
Director: Stephen Sommers
Screenwriter: Stephen Sommers
Producer: Bob Ducsay
Composer: Alan Silvestri
Studio: Universal Pictures
Reviews for Van Helsing
If you grew up on goth comics, Saturday cartoons and the endless zap violence of video games, you might hanker for this. But anyone who craves story, not just empowered pastiche, has got to tire quickly.
This is what happens when you spend pots of money on special effects but don't give a fig about storytelling.
Feels more like a glorified trailer -- all rampaging high points edited into a frenzy -- than like an actual movie.
If action and special effects make your day -- along with a ruggedly mysterious leading man -- Van Helsing may get you to bay at the moon, alongside the Wolf Man.
One long action sequence that leaves you spent, rather than exhilarated.
Van Helsing is more like Sommers' less amusing Mummy sequel -- longer, flabbier, and overloaded with bloated CGI interludes.
A turbo-charged retelling of the Dracula, Frankenstein and Wolf Man sagas, this extravagant creature-feature crams everything in but Abbott and Costello.
If an eardrum-damaging score and people getting routinely slammed into stone walls at a 100 miles an hour without so much as chipping a tooth is your idea of a good time, then Van Helsing won't disappoint.
Old monster movies were thrilling in a way that mingled terror, sexuality and a real preference for the monsters over their tormentors. Van Helsing is a kiddie adventure on an endless, meaningless loop.
This cacophonous, baroque and nearly incoherent tale is about film technology, not mythology.
Yes, all of Sommers' vulgarian wrongheadedness is evident in Van Helsing, but this movie also possesses a film buff's respect for its frightening forebears.
A two-hour bludgeoning that smacks more of grave-robbing than resurrection.
The special effects are mind boggling, but they don't deliver anywhere near the thrills they should because Sommers' plot is too convoluted and the characters are as uninteresting as they are one-dimensional.
Van Helsing is a spine-tingling, eye-popping extravaganza for kids. Too bad the movie is also brain dead, like Frankenstein's mutant creation before the lightning strikes.
We've seen worse movies -- I'm sure of it -- but this opening salvo of the summer season is so extravagantly, off-the-wall bad it pushes the others from memory.
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